The following choadburglers voted Texas fifth in the final USA Today Coaches Poll of 2008. I wish for them nothing but unpleasantness for the rest of their lives.
Mark Dantonio: Coach Dantonio is a supposed defensive-minded genius who Spartan fans believe is going to take them out of the depths of Big Ten mediocrity. Well, this defensive genius gave up 38 in a loss to suck-ass California, 45 points to an average Ohio State team, and 49 points to an overrated Penn State team. I don’t know why Coach Mark has an axe to grind with the Longhorns; according to intense research, he was born in Texas. Obviously, he’s trying to parlay a low vote for Texas into a better job with an SEC school. That’s not gonna happen after the terrible Bulldogs of Georgia rip Michigan State a new one at the Capital One Bowl. Good luck.
Mike Leach: I can sort of understand Coach Leach’s reasoning. 1) He used to work for Bob “a classy guy that leaves his starters in the 4th quarter of a blowout” Stoops, b) he was able to win his game against Texas due to a freshman dropping a sure interception, and iii) because no one wants to hire his fraudy ass. Whatever, he’s stuck in stinky Lubbock – probably for the rest of his wretched, rat-faced life – and now that he’s losing Harrell and Crabtree, Tech won’t win more than 8 games next year. Suck it, pirate. (Although I know you’ll win the Cotton Bowl because Ole Miss is a horrible team from the overrated SEC.)
Greg Schiano: An idiot who passed up the chance to coach at Miami and Michigan so that he could stay at Rutgers. USA Today should’ve never even given this dolt a vote in the poll, as it’s pretty evident that he is not capable of making rational decisions. Coach Greg, I hope and pray that fat ass James Gandolfini accidentally sits on you while standing on the sidelines of the Papajohns.com Bowl that no one will be watching and that Pam Ward will probably be announcing. P.S. Jersey and the professional teams that call that state home like the Giants and Nets suck.
Art Briles: This is the one I can’t understand. Briles is the coach at Baylor and I thought that he wanted to do well. I’ve been hyping the hell out of his quarterback, Robert Griffin, rightfully calling him the best freshman quarterback in the country, and this is the thanks I get. I know you want to pretend that you’re some kind of rival to Texas and a low vote for the Longhorns will spark a rivalry, but are you interested at all in getting more high-level recruits from Texas? Do you understand the sway that Mack Brown has with the football coaches in Texas? Hell, he thanks them at the beginning of every press conference he has. I would wish upon you a merciless beating in your bowl game, but of course the Bears didn’t make a bowl game and their next will be the first since 1994.
That site is blocked.
What were Stoops’ and Mack’s top 5s?
Mack Brown’s vote
1) Florida
2) Texas
3) Oklahoma
4) Bama
5) Penn State
Stoops doesn’t have a vote due to ethics violations (probably).
I don’t know what teh Devils are.
Also, mad shout to the sweatervest for voting the Longhorns #2. Maybe he’s not the asshole that the country generally believes him to be.
Jim Tressel is a saint.
clown, it isn’t too often that i agree with the drivel that you so often spew, but i have to agree whoe-heartedly with this qoute…
Although I know you’ll win the Cotton Bowl because Ole Miss is a horrible team
I’m sorry Schiano voted your INT-dropping, tackle-missing Longhorns 5th…I still love the guy.
crazy blogger theory: maybe these guys honestly thought Texas just wasn’t that good?
nah; there must be an agenda behind each and every ranking and vote.
I understand your hate. You are wrong about Leach. Right about Greg Schiano.
I’m so glad we’re on the same page. Even silly philly fulmer voted the real UT 3rd. Can’t knock that guy at all.
The Nets don’t suck, you’re just pissed because the Mavs gave up the future of their organization for a washed up Jason Kidd.
/starting to sound like a real fan
he thought he was voting for the creamsicle orange, not the burnt orange.
Regarding the picture: I love Johann John Jean’s work.
Ha – He played one of the bookstore cops on Seinfeld.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1682771/
Considering his background, I thought T-Smif got plenty of love.
The redemption story angle was burned into my retina by year end.
solid, relevant comment, NickP.
Thanks, miz
If Penn State is overrated, what, exactly, is Michigan State? Awful? Pathetic? Worst team in college football? Please explain. Also, they trounced Oregon State, who USC lost to. Just saying.
However, I agree with every point about every coach. Although, Dantonio’s use of the timeouts against Penn State was hilarious. I applaud him for that.
Ole Miss made the cotton bowl? Wow the SEC is awful this year.