Look at this cocksucker. He's the reason my blood is boiling. I hope he gets AIDS.
Dear The Buffalo Bills,
Thanks a fucking lot asshole. I guess you don’t want to win a division game this season. I guess you don’t want to walk away with any dignity or respect or pride or whatever it is you assholes tell yourself to get yourself psyched up before a big game. I mean, let’s be realists here: you were mathematically eliminated from playoff contention before yesterday’s game. But does that mean you’re going to take the rest of the season off?
Is that what you did yesterday? After 3 1/2 quarters of hard work you guys decided to use the final 5+ minutes to rest on your laurels? Were you expecting a participation badge?
Let’s recap the end of yesterday’s game for those who were lucky enough to have missed it. After scoring a touchdown to take the 27-24 lead with 5:39 remaining, you then hold the mighty Jets offense to two three and outs yet you still manage to lose by a final score of 31-27. How does that happen you ask? Well, on your next three offensive possessions spanning 2 minutes and 6 seconds, JP Losman fumbled the ball for a defensive touchdown and then threw two picks.
Three fucking turnovers in a span of time totalling 2:06. Un-fucking-believable.
But Hef, you ask, what do you care about our shitty ass team? You don’t care about either the team or the city of Buffalo. Are you that much of a perfectionist?
No, asshole. Your loss yesterday makes a Patriots playoff berth almost impossible. Now, for the Pats to win the division they have to win their remaining two games AND the Dolphins have to win next week (against the Chiefs in Miami) AND the Jets have to lose to the Dolphins (in New Jersey) in the final game of the season. That’s the only remaining scenario which has the Patriots in the playoffs. That’s it.
So fuck you, Buffalo. Because of your sheer incompetence, the Pats are almost certainly going to miss their opportunity to win one for the Gipper (Tom Brady is now the Gipper…fuck you Ronald Reagan).
I’m so pissed right now that I can’t even make a joke about the Bills moving to Toronto because we all know that Toronto is a much better city than Buffalo. Seriously, Buffalo sucks. I wish it would fall into Lake Erie.
Sincerely,
Hef
Hef is so angry when one of his AFC East teams loses.
what if the Pats win both of their games and then both the Fish and Jets lose next week…then you could win…this is the Jets and Dolphins we are talking about
So did the Bills lose or something?
Maybe the Patriots should have won more games this season.
/burn
Maybe [insert teal colored team] is made up of a bunch of homos.
Maybe the reason your blood is boiling is because you have AIDS.
What’s with those friggin guys who hold up defense signs in the stands?
“Honey, have you seen my white fence that I bring to games? Johnnie is bringing his D, but I can’t find my fence.”
Morons.
/nothing to add since I don’t care about the AFC’d
Oops, wrong name.
I love how every time – literally every time – the Bills line up on offense in the 4th quarter the announcer say something along the lines of “It’s time for a dose of Marshawn Lynch” or “This is why they’ve got Lynch.” Hand the fucking ball to Lynch! Dick Jauron needs to be fired yesterday.
So the bills have on collective asshole?
Lesson learned: If there’s a college QB who is putting up good numbers but his last name is Pickman, Fumbleman, Incompleteman, or Poorpasserratingman, do not use a 1st round pick on him.
/Losman and Grossman rules’d
I remember when Shitty McQuarterback won the Heisman and then wasn’t good in the NFL…It is the karma of the bad name..only offensive lineman can have horrendous names and be good but that is because they are offensive lineman
I went to grade school with Ryan Diem and he wasn’t offensive at all. He was quite pleasant actually. I mean he made the occasional racist joke, but he would never do it in front of a black guy.
Wow racist jokes in grade school. Do you recall what it was.
I should have added a /joking tag.