Under The Lights: I’ve Seen Her In Adult Magazines Edition

I want clownThis is Torrie Wilson. She’s one of the WWE Divas and if you google her with safe search off, you may find some spankworthy pics. You can thank me later. After the jump, some of Ms. Wilson’s best SFW-ish assets.

It was a highly enjoyable day here at Casa de MLJ. NickP extolled the comedic virtues of Delonte West, Roman talked about how he turned his back on New York Giant and Michigan State Spartan Plaxico Throwunderthebus Burress, and the Intern chipped in with some quality work.

Not much going on the telly tonight. There is a crappy professional football game and some underwhelming college basketball offerings. If you’re Stigs, your probably gonna go play in the snow, and Roman will probably watch 6 straight hours of Noggin with the occasional Jon and Kate Plus 8 scattered throughout. I’m planning on going to workout and maybe cleaning my BBQ pit. Feel free to share your night in the comments.

Here’s some of what’s on the tube tonight. All times Central, of course:

Jaguars @ Texans, 7:30, ESPN: It’s a clash of 4-7 titans and I have a small interest in this game. I need 24 points to pass Fetch in my drive for the fantasy playoffs. I have Garrard and he has Scobee and Marcedes. Will I pass him? With Spence’s convoluted scoring system, not anything is unpossible. Tune in tomorrow where I probably won’t tell you what happens.

TBL’s choice - Gossip Girl, 7:00, The CW: Chuck and Blair make a bet that they can find perfect dates for each other for the Snowflake Ball. ZOMGLOLROFLMAO! I can’t wait! Gossip Girl watch party, anyone?

Wisconsin @ Virginia Tech, 6:00, ESPN2: The two teams lead off this year’s ACC/Big Ten “Challenge”. (The Big Ten will get ass beat, yet again) I may peek in on this game to check out Wisky because Texas plays them later this month.

rekcalsa’s pick (I think) - Chuck, NBC, 7:00 I’ve heard good thing about this show, but I never got into it. I think some of the old shows are on Hulu, but my time on the computer is already filled with porn and listening to NBA games. (Did you know that it’s free to listen to all of the NBA games online? Pretty sweet deal, if you don’t want to shell out for League Pass, like me.) Anyway, if any of you asshats out there want to give me this show on DVD for Christmas, I will give a free handy or something.

fetch’s pick - Kent State @ Kansas, ESPNU, 8:00: MAC player of the year Al Fisher leads the Golden Flashes at Alan Fieldcourt. I fully expect Kansas to win. I’m not sure if Fetch will give us a summary of the game, though, because I don’t think he gets ESPNU in his dorm room.

How The Grinch Stole Christmas, 7:30, ABC: You all know this classic story, except for maybe Hef (whispers: he’s Jewish). Still, it’s always good to watch the holiday classic, especially with loved ones. By the way, you should give a loved one a hug and a kiss tonight.

Still want clown.

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1. It’s Allen.
2. I will give a recap.
3. I do not get ESPNU
4. Those were out of order
5. I’ll be watching One Tree Hill
6. /TBL
7. Is it the good Grinch or the Jim Carrey one?

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Shrek the Halls is on tonight for all you parents out there…it’s pretty decent. And, yes, I will be watching Chuck.

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Dear lord that bottom pic has ass.

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My first thought on that bottom (/pun) pic was badonkadonk.

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Jack’s Big Music Show is awesome. I would watch that too if there was nothing else on tonight.

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WHite girl with ass like that is dangerous.

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I just had the following interaction with my son:

HeJew: Me and Todd are the only kids in my class that celebrate Hanukkah.
Me: Oh yeah?
HeJew: That’s funny.
Me: What’s funny.
HeJew: He and I are the two smartest kids in the class and we both celebrate Hanukkah
[Hef falls over laughing]
HeJew: What’s funny.
Hef: Nothing. Nothing at all.

Fin.

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If he’s so smart, he wouldn’t have forgotten the C in Chanukkah.

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Your logic is sound Fetch. As usual.

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are they also the 2 worst athletes?

/being smart is better

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Play-doh knishes are delicious.

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i’ll see myself out…

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Touche, Sparty. Touche.

/time to check out a Tom Emanski video
/hernia’d

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Good win for Wisky. Even got to hear Rafferty’s “Onions”. This’ll help Texas’ RPI; even more when they beat the Badgers.

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i think rafferty said it about 3 times in the last 30 secs.

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CLown I like Texas this year I think they can go to the final 4.

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Sparty, did you see how much MSU fell in the AP? That’s tough.

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Texas gets a good learning experience going into Allen Fieldhouse. And getting rocked.

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Tampa. they need some time to get it together because they have a couple of new guards. But if they can find some way to keep Abrams from only looking for his shot and free up Damion James so he can go beastmode, then I’m foreseeing a good year.

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we got our asses kicked, clown. playing without Suton was rough. I don’t like the way Izzo is talking about him, I think we could lose him for the year. We need him, badly.

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never has a white guy been more important to his team than Suton the croûton.

/just wanted to call him that

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he is like a tougher Paul Davis, he is not afraid to dunk.

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Clown they have alot of time they will be good.

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Paul Davis was so gay.

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Tampa, dude drove me nuts. fucking dunk it! no killer instinct. what makes him a bigger douche is that he took money to be the guy that gets posterized in a commercial. wtf is that?

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I’m trying to mooch some tix for them against UCLA on Thursday. They beat the Bruins last year in Pauley. It was their first non-conference home loss since the Reggie Miller days, I believe (possible wild speculation).

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I remember that he was on the clippers Ager was nice but davis just didnt have it.

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Still smarting from the George Mason loss with Davis,Ager, Brown and Neitzel in our starting lineup.

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stigs- I’d hope so, cause JJ Redick and Adam Morrison say wtf. For that matter so do Blake Stepp, Dan Dickau, Casey Calvalry and Matt Santangelo.

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Fetch that was a good Zags team.

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Not good enough.

/Mateen Cleaves

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Is Cleaves still playing ball in the Philippines?

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phillipines, mexico, israel, antartica…somewhere that isn’t here.

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actually, he is playing in the D-League, http://www.nba.com/dleague/bakersfield/

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I know a guy playing in the middle east. Scary stuff.

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a link to the d league is considered spam. nice.

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The D League is awesome. The Wizards don’t have a very star studded roster this year tho.

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speaking of which, Mateen Cleaves plays for the Bakersfield Jam

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fetch, that is what I was trying to link to but it was moderated.

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I might have to go watch them when they invade the Bismarck Civic Center

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no ones here either?

/boo hooing

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Loved your post. Super Pictures!
Thanks!
-DH
My WWE Blog @ http://wwedivasphotos.blogspot.com

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