No-sh*t-quitor

Big props go out to People Magazine who go the scoop of hot tasty scoops. Follow the jump for the secret to success.

It takes hard work to get into shape. Now if only she’d date a Cowboy!

What’s that? This is the first People link in the history of this site? Well then a preemptive “+1″ to me.

Warning: Nothing but “-quitor’s” until somebody wants to write a real post.

22 Responses to “No-sh*t-quitor”

  1. I’d still pound that ass.

  2. Who edited the title? I won’t stand for this!

  3. She lost weight everywhere but her nose.

  4. believe me, i’d love to do a real post.

  5. maybe she should open up about all the airbrushing that was done on her face for that mag cover.

  6. miz - you’re so catty

  7. Rowr!

    /miz

  8. I’d still do her…airbrushing is the same as turning the lights out.

  9. maybe she should open up about all the airbrushing that was done on her face for that mag cover.

    Miz is always on that shit.

  10. You know shes a fucking freak I bet she likes it in the butt.

  11. she was hotter when she was white-trashy.

    nothing says “HOTT” like lovehandles spilling over your Pink sweatpants and c-section scars.

  12. c-section scars.

    At least you know shes fuckin.

  13. @rek - either way, you’d be throwing a hotdog down a hallway, brah.

  14. Id do anything and everything to Britney Spears

  15. “Then - I don’t mean to sound ungrateful - but what are you doing hanging around?”

    “We’re here to pick up chicks.”

    “Excuse me?”

    “We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?”

  16. miz–It’s all good…it’s about me anyway…I’ll get mine.

  17. Very familiar, sparty….can’t place it off the top of my head and too lazy to look it up.

  18. my man, stigs, will know what that is from.

  19. dogma… next question

  20. see

  21. Saw the Clerks cartoon the other day very entertaining stuff.

  22. Clerks cartoons are great. The special edition DVD with the cartoons on disc 2 is one of my favorite Christmas gifts ever.

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