‘Four Christmases’ Tops At Box Office

Posted on December 1, 2008 by Cousins of Ron Mexico
Hey kids! This box full of shit also works as a metaphor!

Hey kids! This box full of shit also works as a metaphor!

I blame myself. That’s right. I - like most of Idiot America - went to see Four Christmases this weekend with my girlfriend. I’m nothing if not a good boyfriend. She wanted to see it and as you know, I’m a sucker for a good Romantic Comedy. I saw Made of Honor in theaters. I recently viewed The Holiday. I’ve seen Love Actually a million times. I’m a little girl. Whatever.

Four Christmases sucked balls. It was horrendous. There was one funny part that wasn’t in the commercials. And that’s not saying much, because the commercials weren’t very funny. The one humorous part involved Jon Favreau and his wife playing Taboo.

But do you think the sold out, 400 seat theatre was quiet? Nooooo. The place was packed full of idiots laughing their asses off. It made me sick. There was one guy sitting right behind me who thought the movie was just about the funniest thing he’d ever seen. These people were dying when Vince Vaughn fell off the roof of his father’s house. Not that they hadn’t seen the exact scene 100 times previously on television. People would have thrown up from laughing so hard if someone had put a rerun of America’s Funniest Home Videos on.

I should have known when - I am not making this up - people were laughing at the Frank-fucking-Caliendo DirectTV-Seinfeld-commercial before the previews. Holy shit does that guy suck. And so does every person who thinks Frank Caliendo is funny.

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24 Responses to “‘Four Christmases’ Tops At Box Office”

  1. fetch, on December 1st, 2008 at 4:27 pm Said:

    drop the fact that you have a girlfriend more times in the first paragraph.

  2. clown, on December 1st, 2008 at 4:30 pm Said:

    I’m a sucker for a good Romantic Comedy. I saw Made of Honor in theaters. I recently viewed The Holiday. I’ve seen Love, Actually a million times.

    How does anyone with a penis even type these words?

  3. Intern CRM, on December 1st, 2008 at 4:30 pm Said:

    Twice? Talk about beating a dead horse!

  4. Tampa Bo, on December 1st, 2008 at 4:31 pm Said:

    CRMs don’t do list .

    Pizzeria Uno
    Four Christmases

  5. sportsgal116, on December 1st, 2008 at 4:39 pm Said:

    CRM, I think you’re the one with the bad taste in movies, and you’re blaming your girlfriend just to make yourself look better. Shame on you.

    If you want to see another overrated, incredibly boring movie, go see Quantum of Solace.

  6. mizerle06, on December 1st, 2008 at 4:40 pm Said:

    has there been a coup at MLJ and the intern’s taken over?

    I like it.

  7. Tampa Bo, on December 1st, 2008 at 4:41 pm Said:

    and you’re blaming your girlfriend just to make yourself look better. Shame on you.

    Bingo! He does this shit every time he rants.

  8. mizerle06, on December 1st, 2008 at 4:46 pm Said:

    Madagascar 2 is pretty solid.

  9. clown, on December 1st, 2008 at 4:48 pm Said:

    I saw Bolt with my family this weekend. Of course, my daughter was terrible and made a scene. We’ll try again in 6 years.

  10. Intern CRM, on December 1st, 2008 at 4:54 pm Said:

    Future Mrs. CRM gets no blame here. Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon get all the blame.

  11. sportsgal116, on December 1st, 2008 at 4:55 pm Said:

    Clown, be honest, is your daughter really that badly behaved? You know that means you’re a bad parent, right?

  12. mizerle06, on December 1st, 2008 at 4:58 pm Said:

    hey everybody! come check out the single chick telling the dad he’s a bad parent!

  13. mizerle06, on December 1st, 2008 at 4:58 pm Said:

    /kidding

  14. clown, on December 1st, 2008 at 5:00 pm Said:

    I think she’s a demon, but her grandparents say that she’s active to an ultrahigh level.

    But, sure, I’ll take the blame.

  15. NickP, on December 1st, 2008 at 5:01 pm Said:

    /spinster’d

  16. spencer096, on December 1st, 2008 at 5:02 pm Said:

    ive seen love, actually…could be worse.

    head makes it better.

  17. sportsgal116, on December 1st, 2008 at 5:09 pm Said:

    So you spawned a demon child? Awesome!

  18. sparty, on December 1st, 2008 at 5:15 pm Said:

    i think my kid is the milk mans. too well behaved to be mine.

  19. arkbadger, on December 1st, 2008 at 5:17 pm Said:

    I heard dwight yoakum is in this movie, that should count for something. That being said, my girlfriend knew I wouldn’t see it so she went while I was at the Arkansas-LSU game.

  20. Tampa Bo, on December 1st, 2008 at 5:22 pm Said:

    Ark Miracle on Markham 2! Casey Dick went out like a G.

  21. arkbadger, on December 1st, 2008 at 5:28 pm Said:

    Not as good as the last one Tampa, but it’s always nice to beat LSU. The weather was pretty brutal this time around too. There is word flying around that Casey thought it was 3rd down and almost spiked the ball to stop the clock. Good too see him go out on a high note though.

    Petrino>>>>Nutt

  22. Tampa Bo, on December 1st, 2008 at 5:58 pm Said:

    Petrino>>>>Nutt

    Not yet but possibly. Nutts guys fucking balled this season.

  23. Mike, on December 6th, 2008 at 9:53 pm Said:

    This movie was a big steaming pile of crap, and I feel that I am actually being “too kind” in saying only this.

  24. new, on December 9th, 2008 at 9:11 am Said:

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