Under The Lights

I’m pretty sure that stigs forgot (again) that he has UTL tonight, so I’m kind of doing a precursor fill-in. It’s been a wonderful year here at Major League Jerk, and I’d like to thank our (checks stats) eleventy million readers for being a part of the greatest thing on the internet. Without you we [...]

A perfect New Year’s Day Snack

My buddy forwarded me this in an email a couple weeks back that someone from his work sent him.  We had a good laugh, and decided this needed to be made, if only for the fresh aroma of bacon grease that will invade your dwelling.
My only beef (get it, hehe) with the recipe is step #6.  [...]

Movie Post! The Top Films of 2008 (That I Saw)

The inspiration of this post is Empire’s The Fifty Films That Defined 2008. I’ve seen 15 of these movies. Here’s what I thought of them - plus a couple more that showed up in American movie theaters and DVD players in 2008.
The Dark Knight
One of everyone’s top films of the year, I’ve seen it [...]

Fun With Print Screen

Notice who’s first and last in this particular category.
Don’t leave us Brett! Please come back.

This Week in Totally Retarded Firings: Mike Shanahan

Yesterday, much to my surprise, Mike Shanahan was let go by the Denver Broncos in what many believe is a reaction to Shanahan’s unwillingness to fire his defensive coordinator and Broncos owner Pat Bowlen’s desire to block Scott Pioli from landing in Kansas City. Bowlen, considered one of the best owners in professional sports, had [...]

Write Up A Short Description For This!

Quality Start:

This is Danneel Harris.  IMDB says she had recurring roles on One Tree Hill, JAG and One Life to Live.  She was also in the second Harold and Kumar movie.  My guess is her acting is subpar, but her body is fucking smokin’  so she keeps getting these acting jobs.  Who am I to complain?  I wonder if [...]