Sad story, ladies and gentlemen, the combination of a midterm on Monday, a paper due on Monday, and the fact that it’s roughly -30 celsius outside means that I’ll be sticking around tonight.
As yet another week wraps up on MLJ we look back on yet another great week: Roman wrote about a potential Rhodes Scholar, Stigs reminded me that my fantasy football team sucks, and WAQ premiered to critical acclaim.
So what to do tonight while you’re cooped inside because it’s a billion degrees below zero? I’m glad you asked.
Heat @ Spurs: Mario Chalmers returns to San Antonio, where just 7 months ago he hit a buzzer beater to send the NCAA title game into OT, in which Kansas eventually one, causing it to be quite dusty in my apartment. Chalmers, just for (/stigs’d) games into his NBA career, already has a team record with 9 steals in a game.
Mavs @ Rich Creamies: Chauncy Billups returns to the state in which he played college basketball, and failed to beat KU a bunch of times.
Notre Dame @ Boston College: This is a rematch of last year’s national championship game which BC won, but this season they are without last year’s Tournament MOP Nathan Gerbe, who currently has over 1 point per game in the AHL.
New Hampshire @ Minnesota: A pair of top 10 teams face off at Mariucci Arena in a rematch of the 2003 National Title game. This series will go a long way towards validating one team’s lofty ranking.
OK that’s enough. Drink one for me tonight.
Currently sunny and 75 outside. Have fun in the barren wastelands of Canada.
/stigs’d
damnit, I forgot to put stigs’d there too.
Fetch, I sent you an e-mail.
She wants to eff, fetch.
swing and a miss with the (stigs’d) unless I missed something.
stigs…instead of for it should be four.
Nick, she wants to eff fetch.
very nice, gal.
got it. i thought you were putting it by the one.
Whasssuuuuuuppppppppp! Im ready for AI to tear it up tonight.
Fetch dont post shit like Notre Dame @ Boston College unless you put College Hockey next to it. I almost thought we had college football tonight.I had a couple beers and just picked up a pint of Old No.7…good times.
do the videos on ESPN.com work for anyone?
Tampa, when I put national championship that should have been your clue.
She’s totally gonna eff Fetch.
Fetch I only read bold. I bet SG is a furry shes probably gonna make you dress up like one of those puppys. make sure your suit fits Fetch it can get uncomfortable.
wow i forgot to mention the D-League draft is tonight. My bad.
I didn’t know Clown is the coach of the Heat.
what’s up fellers!?
later.
Don’t leave.
Whoa! Sportsgal eff’d fetch?
Im still here Hef.
yeah nick, it was ok.
Fetch how can I score with chicks like you.
yeah baby, guess who gets to go see russell robinson at the civic center over christmas break?
Rate it.
Fetch how can I score with chicks like you.
You can start by buying him dinner.
Do you like your Value Meal super sized? and Hef this comment was funny as shit.
http://thebiglead.com/?p=9091#comment-294550
Thanks, bo. Sometimes I feel like I’m invisible.
yeah tampa what the hell are you talking about
fetch you pussy, it’s not even cold out yet. Save your bitching for later this winter.
Suns are getting walloped.
shit it is here hawkeye. I dont know about there but it sure is here. Of course, it’s always about 15 degrees colder in grand forks than in other places in MN and ND.
That was a penalty, and wwho scored for UNH?
That was most definetly a penalty, and I don’t know who scored. I was busy in the kitchen for the first period.
And weather.com says 29° in Grand Forks. That’s not even close to cold yet (colder than the 36° here though)
maybe it is now I guess I wouldnt know, but earlier it was ridiculous, mainly cause of the wind.
Any Flyers fans ought to be checking this game out. If gonzo’s ghost is reading this….
schroeder, ftw.
With an assist to a UNH player
so how did the eff session go?
Fetch what the hell are you talking about I want to be like you man
the feeling is reciprocated tampa.
ryan flynn= bad
jay barribal = good
I’d go with that one. Tell you what, this team does not compare to last year’s
Kangas hasn’t exactly been the stonewall i thought he would be this year.
seriously, adam archuletta’s wife is so hot. she’s ridiculously hot.
http://coedmagazine.com/miss-coed/40000/
I didn’t think there would be a way he was going to be as lights out as last year. Still doing well, though.
that was a good shot, but you gotta save that, there’s no other player for a pass just come out and cut down the angle. Cmon Kangas you’re making me look bad.
stigs that chick is nasty. get that shit out of here.
/insincere
Damn. She’s a whole new level of hot.
sorry fetch.
the heat are giving SA a beat down in SA. sweet.
fetch, you forgot to use that Van Gundy picture.
man, you would have a hard time convincing me of a hotter girl somewhere in the world.
fucking damnit, i forgot. ill leave that to you.
it’s all good. stay warm peoples. i’m out.
I think it’s just you and me here, fetch
tampa or hef will poke in and out (twss) This Heat game is a debacling
I’ll take your word on that. This is a NBA free house.
That save better for you?
missed it, i was watchin the heats
Barribal with a goal. 2-2
Cavs win! Lebron block of the (young) year.
regardless of what happens this OT, nothing has changed my mind that the Gophs are the best team in the country.
SO im on the phone with this chick she said she got the slave orientation e-mail stigs talked about yesterday.
They are very good, but I don’t know if they’re the best in the country
Tampa – in the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?
Hawkeye- http://majorleaguejerk.com/2008/11/06/one-last-political-post/#comment-33442
nice. I got a chuckle at that one.
in related news, tar baby is back over at tbl
what up jerks? anyone still here or should i converse with myself?
What the hell is going on, between the sheets in my home?
Baby, wait let me explain, before you start to point your cane.
Girl I’m about to have a fit-
oh it’s about to be some shit!
How did I get in to this?
Should have never came home with this bitch!
You low down dirty woman, back to where you come from
but baby wait-
but wait my ass, hit the streets your ass is grass!
Now Mista Biggs, before you done…
Wait how you know my name son?
Honey – wait, I was gonna tell you
Move, this cat looks real familiar
Hmmm?!?! Now don’t I know you from somewhere a long time ago?
No, no, I don’t think so.
Yeah, yeah, I feel I know you brother very well.
No, no, you’ve mistaken me for somebody else.
Frank-
SHUT UP! Can’t you see two men are talking?
But-
Thought I, told your ass to get to walking!
Now I think you all better leave this plaaaaaace, ’cause I’m about to catch a caaaaaaase.
that was unnecessary
Wow, Notre Dame beat BC.
Isley Brothers are always necessary. Always.
Au contraire, fetch – Notre Dame plays BC tomorrow.
Au contraire, fetch – Notre Dame plays BC tomorrow.
Clown > Fetch
Sorry fetch…at least you eff’d gal tonight.
fucking wordpress cacaface commenting
hey clown, does notre dame play bc tomorrow? actually no, they played tonight. ND 4, BC 1
holy shit princeton lost too
real sports
club activities
BC plays ND tomorrow.
Me win.
Id rather follow sports where coaches don’t cheat to get recruits and players don’t commit assault and rape with regularity. Maybe it’s just me.
Yaaaa, peoples who talk bad aboot wholesome hockey coaches don’t know what dare talking aboot, eh?
that guy coached the hockey equivalent of pop warner football. really that’s the example you’re gonna use? doesn’t surprise me.
I’d rather follow sports that aren’t gay.
/fixed??
18,100 results don’t lie.
50,400 > 18,100
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=V2K&q=college+football+coaches+rape+little+kids+and+like+to+poop+their+pants&btnG=Search
I just keep on winning. I don’t know how I’m so good, I just am.
you can’t take my joke. There are rules, you know.
/that’s it: fetch = maggs
//yeah, I went there
i was merely showing you CFB was worse.
/clown=intern bill
//beat that
speaking of which clown, is this you?
who the hell would steal my identity?
/fetch = The Baseball Friend + Raj talking about the Mariners farm system
//winnAr
that is over the line.
to a real topic: why the fuck doesn’t Mario shoot more? He only took 5 shots tonight.
Cuz he’s overrated because of a fluke performance in a big game, similar to David Tyree?
Or because he’s a lowly-drafted rookie. One of those.
you’re right, it’s not like he’s averaging 6 assists and almost 4 steals a game and was the second best perimeter defender in college basketball last year.
After Augustin? Thanks for giving props.
hahahahaha. The same Augustin who got torn apart by whoever he guarded in the two KU games, and was one of the worst top 10 picks ever? yeah I suppose.
Stuart Scott still says “Boo-yah”? Jesucristo!
Just saw that LeBron “block”.
The late, great Earl Strom would’ve correctly called goaltending. He couldn’t be bought.
Russell Robinson = 3 points and 0 points.
That’s what you call Augustin’s “lockdown, airtight, balls to the wall, slap your hands on the court” defense right thurr.
play now, thank me later.
http://superobamaworld.com/
clown, if augustin guarded russ robinson, he must be a shitty defender. They should have him guard a good offensive player if he’s so good. Kind of how Kobe guards the team’s best player, and LeBron takes that part of the floor off.
Agreed on LeBron. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Last year Augustin was 7-18 with 9 assists and 1 TO in the loss to KU, and just 1-13 in the win over KU. Interesting. I’ll give him credit, I remember that title game and he was lights out. Robinson was all up in his jock but it didn’t matter.
I’ll give credit, also. The best team from the best basketball conference in the land deservingly won the championship. I guess in the end, we both agree that both the Horns and Jayhawks are more fun to watch than the Cavs.
Goodnight, friend.
Clown, very well done with the Isley bros. R Kelly must pay for what he did.
I’ll agree with you there Clown. And this year’s game (s) should be fantastic as well. Senior night.
Start watching games, Fetch. More fun that way.
Ask Kobe who he’d rather have guard him: A clone of himself…or Lebron.
He’ll choose himself 100 times out of 100, if he wants to win.
did she eff fetch?