I was getting ready to wrap up what might be one of the most historic days in MLJ history (I had a post linked by ESPN and another by TBL. BLOGSPLOSION!) when this message came my way.
i just got butterfucked by work…can anyone do me a solid and handle UTL this evening?
Spencer096
Well, I am helping a buddy out but I am not sure what he meant. Was he literal? If he was, that’s more info than I need to know. And it is disgusting. A stick of butter? What kind of sick sexual deviant are you? (NTTATWWT) Anywho, whatever Spencer is up to I am sure is way more exciting than my evening. Since it is report card time for the kiddies in New York City, Mrs. Roman will most likely be dominating the computer again which means I am going to actually be watching sports (or not) and not commenting with all y’all about this, that and the other thing. (Not that I will miss talking about a certain Wide Receiver’s fireman and a certain link friendly blog’s link to the picture. I think that any and all related jokes have run it’s course. Looking at you Rick) So let’s jump in and look at tonight’s slate of games:
The Association
Raptors/Magic - 2010 Knick Plan B takes on D12 in what should be a decent game.
2010 Knicks Expiring Contracts/Celtics - I am going to check this game out. The Wilson Chandler All-Stars are fun to watch. I am sure they will lose but it will be fun watching them chuck up shots, go up by 25 at the half and lose by 15.
Cavaliers/Nets - LeBron will spend the day with Jay-Z house shopping and preparing himself to show off his wares for the 4000 that show up at the IZOD Center, or as I like to call it, the building in which I tailgate in front of 8-10 Sundays a year.
Bulls/Lakers -The Best team in basketball take on a Vinnie Del Negro lead team. Derrick Rose will be taken to school (which is good, he will be good) by Kobe and the Gasol/Bynum tandem will flat out destroy all comers.
NHL
Wild/Penguins - Anytime the Penguins play you should give it a look. Same with the Red Wings. The Red Wings are not playing.
College Hoops
St. John’s/Boston College - The Red Storm are 2-0. I am sure they will be 2-1 tomorrow.
Kentucky/UNC -The names of the school make this game look more impressive then the actual match up of players. Billy Gillespie looks like a chicken. He also signed HeJew to play in the 2020 Freshman class.
Davidson/Oklahoma - Stephen Curry is a great college basketball player. Stephen Curry will be a great NBA 6th man. I know nothing about Oklahoma basketball except that they play in Norman.
Footsteps Falco approves
I thought Fetch played in Norman? (that’s his next door neighbor)
I’m still trying to get over how cool it must be for this blog to be linked by The Big Lead
RWH and CRM are my favorite.
24 people have trickled in from ESPN. Thanks Roman!
“The Wilson Chandler All-Stars are fun to watch. ”
Benton Harbors Finest
Why didnt they link Spencer’s Trent Dilfer story that was quality stuff.
To be fair Hef, it’s from ESPN the Mag which I don’t think many people know exists online.
Spence’s Trent Dilfer story has cost us 1 reader. He deserves to be fined, not celebrated.
Hef, I will get you more readers once I post it on facebook. Please rescind the fine.
Done. But the public flogging continues as scheduled.
I’ll flog your public.
Do you mean pubic?
Tampa, I’ll be watching Lakeshore play East Grand Rapids this weekend in the football regional finals. My cousin is the starting left tackle!
I said what I said.
We’re up to 25 now Roman. Give yourself a raise.
YEa Lakeshore is a beast. When I played we beat St. Joe but couldnt beat Lakeshore. I hope they lose.
You’re such a hater. What years are we talking here? 90’s?
I played for lake Michigan catholic in 99′. Transferred and played for Benton Harbor in 01′
I am the greatest thing to ever happen to ESPN the Mag..think about all the views I sent their way with MY link…hmmm..think about it
YOU WENT TO LMC?! Oh my god. That is too funny!
@Tampa: SG might have been your babysitter, and you don’t even realize it.
Anyone who went to LMC with the exception of a few people are douche bags. They all live in Fairplain and were to scared to go to Benton Harbor. Lamest people Ive ever met.
Nick, let’s be realistic. She would have been the mother of Bo’s babysitter.
Damn Hef thats cold. I didnt know SG was that Old she looks good for her age.
Fuck the N-E-T-S.
Cavs always play shitty versus these scrubs.
She’s upward of 43, Bo. But from what I hear you like cougars.
I can go either way.
Does that mean dudes too?
I said what I said.
/for serious though no dudes
that ESPN link is bullshit. they should have put us on the front fucking page. what a bunch of assholes.
where did you people all go? thoughts?
I’m bored. No sports on tonight. The Shield starts at 11. Boooorrreeeddd.
The Johnnies are playing BC close..here comes the BC run though (I know..no one cares..don’t ask me why I am watching this over Knicks/Celtics Lebron/Nets)
wow…you got linked by TBL…maybe one of you guys will get a guest post over on their site…that would be the shizzie
Fucking refs.
Mikey..a boy can only dream
i can see it now…maybe they will call it “MLJ Chronicles” by NickP….or “Hef’s Thoughts” or “Roman’s Random Thoughts”
But you know you have hit the big time when you get linked by Sparty and Friends….thats like the Holy Grail
did any of you watch the Ricky Gervais special on HBO over the weekend?
but seriously….nice work on the 4 letter link
stigs..I want to see it but have not gotten to it yet
Mikey, I don’t come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth, do I?
it’s good shit.
i dunno…have you?
HBO? What is this three letter you speak of??
I don’t recall. I’ll ask my secretary in the morning.
The Fucking New York Red Bulls are in the MLS Cup? More importantly, who are the New York Red Bulls? What the hell happened to the Metrostars?
man..i still got another hour before the lake show…you guys watching NCAA or what?
1. stop trying to shove soccer down my throat
2. Metro – Sexual – Stars was copyrighted by ARod…he forced them to change their name
I am watching St. John’s get torn the fuck up
I’m staring at the wall, waiting for the kids to go to sleep before I go by a shit ton of boos. I’m board.
/stigs’d
I’m watching House. I’m going to take abuse for that, I thinks.
Norm Roberts runs an offense based on outside shooting with a bunch of dribble drive guys and Anthony Mason Jr as his best player…this guy blows he can’t recruit he can’t coach
thats fucking priceless that you were the dissenter…i had to go through alot of links to find you…but after i thought about it…i should have known to look at the negative one…haha
hawkeye…
i always pictured hef as dr. house…only as a blogger…and not a doctor…you know the snarkyness…not the lifesaving part
I always pictured Hef as Omar Epps, he would save me in a sort of Wesley Snipes looking type of way
I save lives with my snark. You can’t say I don’t.
Is snarky a code word for Ghey?…well if you don’t think it is think agian
That’s racist.
Congrats on the ESPN link Roman. Although from now on I may refer to you as “this guy”.
Go UNC!
Oh and Rick needed the hint, glad you gave it to him.
Thanks CBH..MonkeyKong told me that the guy was dying to put the Word Fucking in between “this” and “guy”…but was prohibited by Disney…He was also shocked that they linked to our filthy blog…Might I say Monkeykong is easily shocked
which one…the “S” word or the “G” word?
does monkey work for WWL?
Dr House is a pill-popping faggot. so are the people that watch his show. except for the pill-popping part.
Mikey..no, He has a Doctorate in Inserting Curse Words though so it was more an informed opinion
Roman, news is the Mets will only keep Pedro if he takes a back of the rotation role, but they don’t expect him to accept that money.
is he ex navy or a mechanic?
He is from Long Island
stigs – not a fan, huh?
stigs…does that make my wife a pill popping faggot…and if so…by faggot- do you mean lesbian?
i am putting hidden cameras in my bedroom tomorrow if this is true
Randy Johnson was offered a quarter of his current salary. Sports writers around town are calling it an insult. I still think he’d be overpriced.
What up you horsie asses? Longhorn basketball is looking good against Jewlane tonight and we wrapped up boom muthafucka (sorry, miz). If I get some it will be the “Good Night Trifecta”
I’d agree with you Hef
so they are offering him $4.25?
he has made $167 for his career…give him the $4.25 that would give him close to $172 for his career
Clowns already had diez cervesas.
$172 over 20 years is almost $9m per…he sat a coupl o’ years w injury….these guys are shameless arent they?
17 turnovers for UK in the first half, hahahahaha
I have to say Dan Shulman does a good job of reigning in Dukie V
UK will come around. If Gillispie can make freaking Texas A&M relevant, he can do things at Kentucky. Tubby must’ve left him some serious poop.
Did you see RJ’s FIP last year?
Any team would love him in their rotation.
Cavs are fucking loaded!
Cavs beat another team with a losing record? Hello, Legit City, population: Cavs!
Only one good thing about having a cold. Hot toddy consumption goes up.
Nick, is he worth $12MM for half a season?
/dummy
i thought you said 1/4 of his salary?
where you getting half a season? he pitched 57 in 2007. Otherwise, last 4 seasons — no less than 184.
Interracial couples!
/TBL
He’s asking for 7MM. You seemed eager regardless of price.
He’s 46. You expect more than 100 innings? Solid opinion, bud.
/TBL
hawkeye, no i’m not a fan. mikey, i guess i’m saying your wife is a lesbian. spy away.
$7M is very fair.
1 WAR – $4.8, so you basically have to think he’s just slightly below average to make that contract work.
If he’s type-A, it might be worth getting the picks, but I don’t know if he is.
Dude, he wants 300. If/when he gets it, he’s gone. That’s 4 wins. I think you’re overstating his worth.
it’s just very hard for a productive pitcher to not be worth $7 million.
There’s value everywhere. The Snakes will be fine without him. But I see the value in keeping him for about 4 if there’s a condition that he can take a prorated amount if he wants to bail early.
If a guy retires mid-season, does he just forgo his remaining paychecks anyway?
depends on what “retires” means. I think if you retire, but do not submit the retirement paperwork then you still get paid for that year.
Or if he pulls up lame and acts injured…same thing. Know how easy it is to fake a back injury?
hef, i didn’t take you as a conspiracy theorist. color me shocked.
this just in, Erin Andrews admits she’s not a doctor.
I’d still fuck her.