Boo This Man
Carlos Boozer returns to Cleveland tonight. The city hates him for reneging on a blind man after his second season. I don’t fault the guy too much for heading to g$r$e$e$n$e$r pastures, but at the same time, I wouldn’t mind seeing him break a leg tonight. I’ll be in attendance rooting for that to happen.
Let’s take a look at what else is going on tonight:
New Jersey @ Atlanta: New Jersey just gave the Hawks their second loss of the season last night. Now they travel to Atlanta for a back-to-back versus the same team tonight. Does this make sense to anyone? Look for Fraudlanta to put another tally in the L column.
Oklahoma City @ Philly: The Kevin Durant Experiment is still not working. The Jordan/Dirk/Gervin/Bird hybrid does nothing but throw up mean bricks. How does a 6′9″ guy with a 7′+ wingspan manage to only pull down 4.3 rebounds per game? He should get five by accident, right?
Portland @ Minnesota: After a tough loss last night at the hands of the Hornets, Greg Oden & Co. look to beat up on one of the worst teams in the Association. Mike Miller, take more shots. Thanks.
New Orleans @ Houston: Two Western Conference heavyweights square off tonight. I’m still not sold on Houston. I think they’ll continue to have difficulties scoring all season long. It’ll be interesting to see who guard Chris Paul tonight. I can’t think of a single person on Houston’s roster who would even stand a chance.
Indiana @ Chicago: The loser of this game will be last in the Central. You’ll be able to cut the tension with a knife.
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Enjoy your evening, y’all.
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If the Cavs had held onto Boozer they would have won 37 titles by now.
/I Science 3:16
Agreed.
Hey Hef, do you have a 360? Try Civilization. Pretty cool.
I’m an old man with kids. I don’t have shit.
You cant be that old. I’m almost 30. Anyways, pull the cheap maneuver and buy your kid a 360 so you can play it.
I’m not 30, but two kids makes you old anyway…and I’m trying to cut down on how much TV they already watch. I’m so lame.
Just saying Hef, Civilization is a good game. My fiance and I agreed that it is the only game our kids will be able to play. Nothing like taking America, led by Lincoln, and turning it into a communist state.
Lincoln should have let the South secede. That’s just science.
Bullshit. The South just ran out of ammo.
Also, from what I hear, their cousin/wives asked them to surrender. The reasoning behind it is yet to be determined.
Two dudes kissed after a UFC fight…on the lips…not lying…CRM will verify…Very Very Bruce