Under the Lights

Man, what a great, great day around MLJ today.  I wowed you with my cleverness and even kept you entertained with a little video.  You’re welcome.  It’s not everyday that you get me all to yourselves.  Just every Sunday.

We might need to make some changes to the UTL logo during the Winter months since there is no baseball for as far as the eye can see.  I’m thinking a picture of CRM in his red Halloween hat fellating that one soccer guy (they all look the same to me).  Rex, can you make this happen?

While Rex, answers a call from CRM’s lawyer, here’s the games we’ll be watching tonight.

Pats/Colts (8:15 EST): Good Christ in heaven, if the Pats win tonight I’m buying all of you out there (read: me) a sixer of Sam Adams.  A win would move New England to 6-2 and at the very worst, a share of first place.  I’m hoping the Jets beat the Bills for many reasons, but their moving down in the standings is #1 (good luck trying to find a more grammatically awkward sentence written on the internet today than that one–or this one).  UPDATE: The Jets beat the Bills.  Go Pats.  First place here we come.

Bucks/Knicks (6 EST): I swear to god there isn’t a game on television I would prefer to watch less than this one (speaking of awkward sentences).  I love watching asshole players get benched, so maybe I’ll tune in to see fatso Curry sit on the bench and sulk and Starbury wearing a suit.  D’Antoni don’t play.

Timberwolves/Thunder (7 EST): Remember how I said the Knicks/Bucks game sounded bad.  I stand corrected.  That one is downright watchable compared to this one.  Jesus, the NBA didn’t even try to compete with Sunday Night Football.  Who are they running out tomorrow, Bobcats/Grizzlies?