So I’ve been away from this post for awhile as this little bitch called life is so fond of fucking over your daily Nothing to Click Here dosage of me, but fear not, I’m taking off my Non Sequitur skirt and putting on my Barbara Streisand, in The Prince of Tides, ass-masking NTCH pants and getting back to “work”.
First, I’d like to apologize to everyone who I’ve made sick these last few days. I got it from a night of spit-swappin’ with someone waaaay younger than Sportsgal, so it was almost worth it. Almost. It literally dropped me to the canvas for 5 days. My body felt like I went a round or six with Tyson. It really sucks. I hope you avoid it. As of this moment, Spence and SG also have it.

So, Sportsgal, I’m sorry I gave it to you. Who knew that a heated, cyber session with SG could result in that? And Spence… dear, Spence. I thought we were friends. Buds. Compadres. Comrades in arms. But you’ve stabbed me in the back. I gave it to SG and then somehow you [fingerquote] coincidentally [/fingerquote] contract the same thing? If it works like I think it does, through this series of internet tubeage and pipeage, ya’ll might want to get checked for the Herp. Just sayin’…
There’s Nothing to Click Here: The ADD ADDition
My man-crush, Brayden Tyler Quinn, has a broken index finger and is going to play. That is the definition of a man, Tony Romo, not how many skank singers you can bang. Truth.
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Fetch, this weekend, you really need to go hunting for bear with some new ammo. No, not CRM-type bear, but chick bears, like that hot little number Yogi used to want to bang. The fine folks, and their incessant Top 10 lists spread out over 10 goddamn pages, at AskMen.com have put together one of the most concise, common sense, how-to-score pieces I’ve ever seen. It’s what I’ve based my life’s work on, and to see it in one place, well, I shed a tear. It officially has gained the Official Rex Stamp ‘o Approval, officially.
No. 9 – Stay in control. Not that kind of control, Fetch. Control as in “Have a plan”. Don’t bring that “whatever you want to do is fine with me, sweet mama” shit to the table. Run the show. Watch the scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High when Mark Ratner orders Stacy’s food at the German House o’ Schnitzel. ”The lady will also have a coke”. That’s control, baby. Have a game plan, even if it means your parents drop you off at Chuck E. Cheese and pick up. I told you it’s simple stuff, but combined with some liberal application of Armani Black Code, it kills.
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A Hit. A Very, Very Hard Hit:
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Hoff or Heff: Who ya got?
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Obligatory Sparty Pimpage:
Sparty goes out on a limb and says something that I assume reads like “Big TelevEN has the best basketball conference in the whole US of A“. That’s my guess, at least.
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Neutron Man’s RV:
Never guess this was the RV of a millionnaire…
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And Finally, Bask in his Beanie’ness:
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Got my money on the Hoff.
I’ll take Heff.
/Rowr!
Second!!!
I’ll take Hef.
I mean fourth!!!
that xray picture and caption are taking humor too far.
Tampa, we agree on Stadium Arcadium as well.
False.
I gots Heff.
I guess I should have added to the Heff vs. Hoff a caption of:
One of these men is very popular in Germany…
stigs, who said it was humor? it was a little thing we like to call science*.
*internally, pronounce that as Lloyd Christmas would say, “Aaaspeeen”.
Awesome post, Rex. no offense to you Clown, but nobody is better than the original.
Before WWII, the Hefs were very popular in Germany. Alas….
/p.s. why is my head so huge in that picture?
None taken, sparty. I recognize my place as a journeyman apprentice cougar defiler.
2008 Germany or 1938 Germany? Something tells me that Hef would not have been too popular in 1938.
I got Heff. I cant bet on a man who can do does this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH3JAp7vMuo
by a nose, hef.
rexy…whatever i contracted is some mutant freak disease, it got three of my coworkers sick this AM alone.
Funny story: my mother in laws grandfather was a doctor for the SS during WWII. Her father was telling me that after the war ended he and his family had to flee Germany because of the shame of working as a Nazi officer. He said, and I quote…”before WWII, there were many members of my family in Germany. Now there are none.”
I smiled at him and said, “that’s funny, before WWII, there were also many Hefs in Germany….”
/he didn’t think it was funny
/p.s. why is my head so huge in that picture?
have you seen you? christ… it’s like a small planet.
Blatant racism.
That’s racist sparty
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081121/ap_on_re_eu/eu_netherlands_marijuana
+1 Million JS!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to everyone who has abandoned TBL and Billy Wagner for MLJ. Fetch will be bringing around tea and strumpets in a few minutes.
punch and pie >>>>>>>> tea and strumpets
stig- you child. coffee and pie.
No shit. Why is that server for damn slow these days??
for those of you who can get to barstoolsports.com, hit it now and read the best headline ever.
Can’t get there. What’s it say?
Rex- that is exactly the face i would expect to do such a thing.
Free Shipping on Everything! Through November 20th?
I don’t get it.
a mugshot photo and the following headline:
Is This the Face of a Man Who Would Ejaculate Into His Female Co-worker’s Water Bottle?
the video of the kid right after it is great too.
+1M hef
Rex did you see the video of the fat chick breaking the bench?
@Hef – Shit. That sale ended yesterday.
Shit, fuck.
ass
Rex- you Who Would Ejaculate Into your Female Co-worker’s Water Bottle?…Gross.
Come on cbh. Not in front of fetch. All you have to do is say “earmuffs”
Fetch is dead.
i heard that’s why the bear in the green man-thong above is being let go. just a rumor i read in this specific comment, so who knows?
Kid arrested for farting… you guessed it
imagine what they’d do to Flick from A Christmas Story? fascists…
Would that be a fragrant foul?
booooooooooooooo
You guessed it…Frank Stallone.
You guessed it….epic bewbs
God those tits are Hott!
which ones, bo? hef’s, hoff’s, or crm’s?
The physics involved in that bra are amazing
Judging by CRMs attire I would say his. He needs to jump in the ocean and cool down.
and too think that chick is probably all of about 20 years old. she has just begun her term of epic slutiness.
sparty, that picture never ceases to amaze me. thank you for that.
i’m sorry, stigs. i just got done staring at those tits. you are welcome.
Her name is Alex Bromley.
Here you go
http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=10167
There is a 67 pic set of her floating around (strictly G-rated,Rex sorry)