On Saturday, I watched my first UFC pay-per-view since I was 15. It was pretty good. The best fight was actually one taped before the live event. I bet Monkeykong a dollar a match and kept picking the white guys as he took the Brazilian d00ds. Needless to say, I lost me some money. But all of that was nothing compared to the shock of the ending of the Demian Maia/Nate “Rock” Quarrey (real nickname, yuck). It maintained every homoerotic stereotype associated with MMA and the UFC.
This happened after my buddy, a Jiu Jitsu fanatic, told me that MMA is not at all “Angry Spooning” and it is a skill, not some ghey sport. He also asked me to stop calling the guy a laying on his back, choking a guy out a “power bottom”. Needless to say, he no longer has a leg to stand on.
First!
MMA gayer than WWE
The guy in the red jacket looks disgusted after it happened.
Wow, I didn’t even see this. Even though I like MMA, I still find it funny that they are lovey dovey after trying to beat the shit out of each.
that’s gayer than a big house full of michigan fans.
When this happened live the whole room (like 12 guys) did the “OOOOOHHHH” thing and then mocked the guy who was really really into UFC…good times
Thats Gayer than a sweater vest.
Is this the post that will show some cock?
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been waiting a week
That’s gheyer than the hysterics between two college fanbases with no shot at winning a national title (this year or in the foreseeable future).
/take a guess at who I’m talking about
Can anyone remember the first verse of Dick in a Box?
I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs giving?
I figured it out… “Girl you know we been together, such a long long time (such a long time), and now I’m ready to lay it on the line. Waaaalll you know it’s Christmas, and my heart is open wide! Gonna give you somethin so you know what’s on my mind.”
Is “dick in a box” funny again, gal?
Dick in a Box will ALWAYS be funny. It’s a great holiday song!
I can UPS my dick. Its never funny, always serious.
Rick you have a “Detachable Penis”?
/Do you guys remeber that song?
*Remember
My penis travels anyplace, anytime.
that’s not as gay as hef.
no punchline, just that hef is gay. seriously.
/consider this my 2 weeks notice
I wouldn’t write off the Buckeyes for the foreseeable future. They do have the second best freshman quarterback in the nation, after all.
Statboy, check the tape. How many times has Spence threatened to quit in the last six months?
MLJ – Golf and One Less Buckeye fan= Award winning Blogging
You and Fetch should start a Soccer/College Hockey/Golf Blog and get your gay on.
Bo, that’s way crueler than anything I’ve ever said. Anything. Ouch.
/nice burn though
have i ever threatened to quit? fuck you, anyways.
Tampa – just heard Detachable Penis on the radio yesterday. Q101 played it.
Ah I miss Q101, that is where I heard it.