As a life-long, diehard Browns fan, I have to say that I always enjoy their fans’ misery. Living in Southwest Ohio, I’ve been subjected to their bandwagon jumper’on’ing and off, and every 6 years or so, the chants of “Who dey?!?!” pierce my eardrums, but I do have compassion. I do have pity. I do envy their two Super Bowl appearances a century ago. What I do not envy is their piss-poor ownership.
Over the years, I have greatly enjoyed the folly that is Mike Brown. Cincinnati talk radio has always been my source for all-things Mikey Boy in nature (700 WLW, I thank you), but now it’s good to see the power of the internet be used as a galvanizing force for their hundreds of fans. Not only do they use the ‘net, but they do an amazing mash-up of new and old media: Billboards. 4 of them scattered around town, to be exact.
WhoDeyRevolution.Com, we here at Major League Jerk support thee in your fight against the tyranical, bumbling, oppression rained down upon your heads by Mike Brown. We only need look at the resource for our generation, The Wikipedia, to scientifically confirm that he is, in fact, one of the worst owners in the history of professional sports:
He is often cited as one of the worst owners in the history of professional sports.
Works for me. How this guy shot forth from the loins of Paul Brown, former coach of The Ohio State Buckeyes, Cleveland Browns (name another team who hired a coach and immediately named it after him? Toronto Argonauts founder, Mitchell James Argonaut, does not count. That’s not real football.), and Bengals founder and coach is beyond me. It’s beyond us all, really.
The fine fans fighting this Who Dey Revolution should be commended, if only for their sweet mission statement:
- Disrupt the natural order of Mike Brown’s Bengals
- Reduce Mike Brown’s profit
Personally, I’d meme the shit out of it and go with a 3 step process, but two seems perfectly reasonable to us. Besides, two steps is waaaay harder to fuck up than 3.
Now, the fact that the Revolutionaries took a bit of a hit by a Bungletastic win over the Jaguars should be cause for some concern as Bengal fans have shown time and time again that they’ll jump back on the proverbial Titanic as quick as Ickey Woods can call a QB draw for Margaret, but we’re here for you guys. The MLJ Bump has been known to lift many an important cause to new heights (see: Autistic Kid Mocked by Fat Asshole; Mature BBQ Orgy (amateur)”…in German ). We’re all benevolent ‘n shit like that.
Bengals “fans”, we wish you luck.
let’s go Navy. clap clap clap clap clap
And to think that on my blog I chastised the media for saying Iowa would have been Penn State’s last test of the season.
Seriously…what the fuck do we need to do to add a fucking Jump…first Fetch..now you…
let’s go Navy. clap clap clap clap clap
roman…perhaps an incentive based plan for jump adding?
my contract says i dont have to use jumps. take it up with hef.
Yeah, go get ‘em!
/Bengals fan who hates the “who dey” chant
not only is ickey woods the coach of the cincy chick footballers, he’s the owner. he’s like paul brown reincarnate.
Who dey, who dey, who dey dat dem beat dose Bengals, who dey
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/sparty’d
i would never do that if it wasn’t for the incessant whining from some people.
sparty…where’s the sense of humor? all in good fun, lawya.
no, i hate doing that.
i did chuckle.