I grew up a Michigan football fan. God dammit if you demented assholes (combined with the absence of Magglio Merkin at TBL for the last week) haven’t made me want to root for Michigan this weekend. I know it’s a lost cause because… well, Michigan sucks balls this year, but come on. It’s Ohio State. They’re good by Big 10 standards. It’s like winning something that sucks compared to other things that don’t suck compared to the original thing that sucks. Oh, boy! You’re going to kick the shit out of a 3-win team. Big deal. Win a game that matters then I won’t mind listening to your incessant yapping all year round. Did you even go to Ohio State? In conclusion: Fuck you.
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My faith in CRM is renewed.
is this the first that we’ve heard you are a UM fan? spence, i thought you had sally down in HR thoroughly vette his application? the fuck?
That’s a really, really great picture.
are you joking about being a Michigan fan? Do you really want to provoke the bull like this?
I thought Carol was the HR rep.
/Carol! Carol! Carol!
when is that pic from, i have seen it many a times.
Are those anal beads around his neck?
it’s from some game against better than average competition, circa the past several years.
+1 Rek- I’m using that this weekend.
boo
I’ve seen that pic multiple times and I think it’s one of my top 5 favs on these interwebs.
The caption made it even better. Like putting whip cream on boobs.
Caption: Spencer096, NickP, and RexKramerDangerSeeker console each other and cry after Ohio State shits the bed.
I grew up a Michigan football and basketball fan. Then apathy set in. The Mighty Teal Fish were the only ones to make it out of my gay adolescence alive, fandom in tact.
Caption: “Yea I know, those anal beads were not the best.”
wow…im shocked at how creative and hilarious you all are.
it was from one of the title games. i believe the hurricanes game.
spencer, I’m shocked at how creative and hilarious your face is
/sick burn
my bad. i think he was dead by then. before everyone makes fun of that guy, as they always do, that’s the OSU legendary Neutron Man. he used to dance to the Neutron Dance at every home game. he died a several years ago. he was actually a huge beneficiary of the buckeyes marching band and cheerleaders and was privately a very wealthy man (owned several ponderosa’s and other joints). his RV, which former cheerleaders bought from the estate, is still used to tailgate in his honor. it’s an awesome piece of shit that’s just a row over from our tailgate spot.
and that pic is from MSU/OSU ‘98
that picture is awesome. that guy on the left is trying so hard to keep it together.
Rex, more like Douchetron Man.
/double sick burn
that is the greatest picture evAr!!!
Dancing Neutron man? Sounds like a ripoff of the Simpsons.
(owned several ponderosa’s and ate at each and every one of them every day)
/fixed
as an addendum, every fucking idiot you see on tv at buckeye games dressed up or wandering around posing for pics at tailgates, such as the black guy in the tOSU cowboy get-up, or the guy in the big wig with his face painted, have all pathetically tried to fill his void. it’s laughable.
@Hef-HAHA
Good thing TBL is running so well this afternoon.
our neutron man was before the simpsons did it. they stole it.
Rex thats racist. You’re talking about buckeye guy. I hate that guy.
I’m so happy…I’m just burnin’!
/Neutron Man
//RIP
So it was Neutron Man who invented Anal beads?
super-sized NTCH just ’round the corner
Rex dresses as Buckeye Elvis at OSU tailgates.
/true story
there are losers at every game that dress as various shit and just walk around, by themselves, to pose for pics. spence would love “buckeye gene simmons”.
Yes. Times two.
Good luck tomorrow, CRM and Hef. Michigan will need it.
Of course, if we win, Hef and I will party all night long.
The Ohio State cowboy get-up scares me.
I wonder what Laurinaitis’ dad thinks about all of the guys that try to copy his “Animal” stuff? Does he look at them and laugh to himself and think “Amateurs!” ?