To the University of Kansas soccer team, which had one of its most successful seasons ever ended today by #3 Stanford in the second round of the NCAA Tournament by a score of 5-0. Kansas previously had upset Denver in the first round of the tourney. This was the first time since 2004 in which Kansas won more than 12 games, and it was their first NCAA Tournament win since that year.
The Jayhawks were co-led by Shannon McCabe and Monica Dolinsky’s 9 goals each. Dolinsky was also named first team all Big12. Freshman Emily Cressy had 8 goals and 3 assists, and was the Big 12 rookie of the year. She also had this nice story written about her on ESPN.com back in September.
The Jayhawks had a fairly young team this year and should come back strong next year.
Major League Jerk would also like to give a shoutout to Minnesota ice hockey goalie Alex Kangas, who stopped 38 shots this afternoon for his first career shutout.
Under The Lights should follow in an hour or so, save all your gay comments for that post.




I am completely hammered..9-1 bitches and sportsgal.9-1
(I was drunk last night but I completely remember trashing these ladies for being hideous…Don’t erase my comments Fetch…Its not my fault you love cows and horses)
Did Bo have a comment deleted?
Are we now working under a Nazist regime?
you did too, for being a retard.
Because I agreed with Bo that soccer is gay?
Weak sauce, indeed.
GAY
You’re deleting comments about how gay soccer is? Fuck. That.
Preach, Bo
TY Duffy > Fetch
Hitler > Fetch
you fuckers hiding from me here?
im lonely…anyone wanna cuddle?
btw hef…last time i took my kids to the zoo my daughter was feed ing the giraffe girl while the giraffe boy was trying to mount
/akward
awkward too
not as awkward as misspelling awkward.
/true story
Just kidding. There was no animal sex this time at the zoo, but my son likes pointing at the baboons and their shiny red asses. I always tell him that animals are wrestling when they’re really sexing each other.
awkwardly typing awkward wrong by typing it akward
cowfags win
Awkwkarkd’d
marion barber should get the whores trailer
/stigs’d