There’s Nothing To Click Here: Soul 4 Real Edition

Posted on November 13, 2008 by clown

I don’t have anything interesting to tell you today. Hef has been driving me crazy with these TPS reports and Rex won’t even help out a brother with something to drink. Not even some sweet tea. Bastard! So, besides links:

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* Taking a look at the Baltimore Orioles’ new uniforms.

* Being on the high school dance team is a tough job. Side note: is it just an Austin thing, or are all high school dance teams full o’ whores? Some of the dance teams from Austin and their nicknames: The Red Jackets = The Spread Jackets, The Silver Belles = The Silver Sluts, and The Tex-Anns = The Sex-Anns. Ah, high school. Good times.

* Are you visiting Fetch in British Columbia any time soon? Let us know if you find a foot.

* Lil’ Wayne and Kid Rock cut it up at the CMAs? Very disconcerting. This must be like how my parents felt when I was rocking out to Fine Young Cannibals back in the day and they would be shaking their head about my musical tastes.

* From the files of NickP: How to polish your pro-basketball resume Side note: whenever an official Major League Jerkoff comes to fruition, I can’t wait to school all these mofos on the hardtop.

* Thinking about Hef for the Holidays? I’ve already found the perfect gift. Gut Yontiff, my friend!

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37 Responses to “There’s Nothing To Click Here: Soul 4 Real Edition”

  1. St. Bear, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:30 pm Said:

    “whenever an official Major League Jerkoff comes to fruition”

    I’m here for the gangbang.

  2. Hef, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:32 pm Said:

    It’s not gonna be an orgy.

  3. St. Bear, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:37 pm Said:

    The question isn’t whether or not we look a few liberties with our female guests…..we did. *wink*

  4. NickP, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:41 pm Said:

    @St. Bear: Great quote. Love Caddyshack.

  5. rekcalsa, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:41 pm Said:

    dance teams = dirty little whores

  6. Tampa Bo, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:41 pm Said:

    Cliff Lee wins CY Young!

  7. St. Bear, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:43 pm Said:

    I love Caddyshack too, but that’s from Animal House, which is what Hef was quoting.

    /Now I know why tigers eat their young.

  8. sparty, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:43 pm Said:

    NickP-Nick Swisher to the Yanks. What do you think?

  9. fetch, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:45 pm Said:

    post tomorrow sparty.

  10. sparty, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:45 pm Said:

    a baseball post on this site????

  11. Tampa Bo, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:46 pm Said:

    Fetch you don’t need to write it you bias bitch

  12. sparty, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:47 pm Said:

    there could be another deal by then, fetch. the flood gates open at 12:01.

  13. NickP, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:48 pm Said:

    @sparty: I love the deal for the Yanks.

    @Bear: da whaaat? Can’t get anything past you.

  14. Tampa Bo, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:52 pm Said:

    I hate the deal for the Sox we gave up on the guy. He had an off year, you know who else did KONERKO! and hes probably gonna get hurt again. Fuck me in the mustache. Nick what do you think of this Betameit guy?

  15. fetch, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:52 pm Said:

    tampa, i am combining the cubs and white sox trades. it will be a nice little chicago hate fest

  16. sparty, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:54 pm Said:

    he sucks, tampa.

  17. clown, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:54 pm Said:

    Betamit sucks. True story. congrats.

  18. NickP, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:55 pm Said:

    @tampa: He blows.

  19. NickP, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:56 pm Said:

    What was the Cubs trade?

  20. RexKramerDangerSeeker, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:56 pm Said:

    I’d have gone with Soul 4 Real’s Candy Rain, but what do I know? I can’t even bring myself to write anything beyond a Non Sequitur anymore…

  21. Tampa Bo, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:56 pm Said:

    Thanks Nick

    /Who the fuck asked Clown and Sparty?

  22. Tampa Bo, on November 13th, 2008 at 4:59 pm Said:

    http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8790750/Cubs-land-Gregg-in-deal-with-Marlins

  23. RexKramerDangerSeeker, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:02 pm Said:

    Tampa, if that text you got today went the whole ‘nother direction, you totally would have to rock this fo yo lady:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwS_-uNovK4

  24. NickP, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:05 pm Said:

    The Cubs deal looks pretty meh. Seems like a fair swap.

    Two years (I believe) of cost controlled reliever for a reliever prospect. What am I missing?

  25. sparty, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:06 pm Said:

    The trade was first reported by FOXSports.com’s Ken Rosenthal.

    FAH-Q Busta Olney.

  26. Tampa Bo, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:07 pm Said:

    Rex my girl rocks that shit and Keith Sweat shes sorta old. I love the old school shit on NTCH i download the songs and get my girl ready. You and clown know how to make the panties drop.

  27. Tampa Bo, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:07 pm Said:

    Kevin Gregg sucks ass. Good for the Cubs.

  28. rick, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:08 pm Said:

    Where is the Candy Rain?

  29. fetch, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:09 pm Said:

    I’d love to trade 6 years of a guy who is ready right now and can get it up to 100 for a guy who has 2 years left and is gonna make over 3 million each year. Very meh trade.

    /sincere

  30. NickP, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:14 pm Said:

    He’s ready right now? He topped out at AA last season.

    Maybe you’re right, but any sort of respectable projection system will have him near replacement level or worse this season.

  31. RexKramerDangerSeeker, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:14 pm Said:

    Rick, candy rain is in my comment at 4:56pm.

    p.s. - greatest stage name ever? DeVante Swing of Jodeci.

  32. fetch, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:18 pm Said:

    i guarantee jose ceda would have a better year in the show than kevin gregg this year.

  33. NickP, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:19 pm Said:

    Instant analysis from the Book blog:

    According to B James, Gregg’s projection for 2009 is a 3.71 ERA, compared to Wood’s 3.51 projection. So, for perhaps a .3 win difference (assuming 65 IP and LI of 2), the Cubs can use Wood’s money elsewhere, to help shore up their main weakness in CF. Or, to help sign a good FA starter. And they are rid of the injury concerns for Wood, and the last tie to the ‘luvable loser’ tag from the past.

  34. fetch, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:23 pm Said:

    that’s all well and good, or they could save another 3 million by just playing ceda

  35. NickP, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:24 pm Said:

    What’s the track record on AA straight to the closer role?

    I’d wager…poor.

  36. cbh49er, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:25 pm Said:

    Fuck, the Orioles changed their jerseys? I guess I have to buy a new one, good thing Christmas is coming up.

  37. rick, on November 13th, 2008 at 5:28 pm Said:

    Oh, and Lil’ Weezy is becoming a bitch. He might be the Jessica Simpson of rap.

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