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Cousins of Ron Mexico
Glazer soooo wants to put this in his Report
One thing pisses me off, though. How the hell does Florida move ahead of Texas in the polls? They even got first place votes?!?! Remember, the Gheytors lost, at home mind you, to a cut-rate program led by a quarterback that couldn’t hack it at Texas when Colt McCoy was injured. I’m so sick of everyone in the MSM riding Tim Tebow’s nuts after mediocre quarterbacking that wouldn’t even cut it in this year’s Big XII North. 150 yards passing and 40 yards rushing and we are supposed to be slurping on him? Give me a break. Enjoy the CFL, Timmy.
NFL action fo’ that ass:
Cowboys 14, Giants 35: The Giants played a great game, I’m assuming. I only saw the first half and I was so disgusted by Dallas I that comforted myself the only weigh (/stigs’d) I knew how: I fired up the ole’ Char Griller (H/T Rex Kramer) and grilled some of those fatass steaks from Costco. I figured gorging out would be okay since I ran a 5K yesterday morning. Okay, so I gave the Giants their props. I need to ask a question, though. Why are they so ghey? Yeah, yeah, they could make me pee in my pants just by looking at me funny, but why does half of their d-line wear long sleeves? Gay. And what’s up with their fans leaving early? What a bunch of fairweather fucks. I also figured out why they don’t care for college football. You see, when I look at the sea of frumpy Giants fans in their drab, probably bootleg, Giants uniforms, I realized that hardly any good football players come out of this region. Giants fans go to their 10 football games a year where they import players from all across the nation and they are all jealous of the states where real athletes come from, like Texas, California, Ohio, and Pennsylvania, so they try to bash these other states. It’s petty and immature, but what do you expect from a bunch of gweeds from Jersey? Could it be: Patriots fans > Giants fans? In conclusion, Wellington Mara was a Nazi sympathizer*.
Packers 16, Titans 19 (OT): Rob Bironas kicked a field goal in overtime to keep Mercury Morris’ champagne on ice. Do I think the Titans are legit? Yes. Do I think they win the Super Bowl? No.
Jagwires 19, Bengals 21: Kudos to the Natty for getting their first victory of the season. I’m not sure if this saves Marvin Lewis’ job, but I sure am glad I don’t have to make those decisions. Chad Ocho Cinco had two touchdown receptions and the Bengals defense stuffed a two-point conversion attempt with a minute left.
Jets 26, Bills 17: The Bills are surely missing the friendly confines of the SkyDome. Either that or they are frauds.
Eh, I don’t care about the rest of the games, but feel free to discuss in the comments.
* allegedly, in my opinion
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It’s true. Pats fans >>>> Giants fans. Also, pats fans don’t try to bang each other in the mens room.
clown…
just sayin…
you still get no tortillas.
Meanwhile, the SEC es teh suxx0rZ.
Why would we leave after going up 35-14? Well, for one thing it was after 7 on a Sunday night. The second, was NYC Marathon was run that day and traffic getting back into the city blew asshole. The third is because we were kicking the Cowfags ass 35-14. Fourthly, Did I mention it was 35-14 and Brooks Bollinger was responsible for the comeback attempt? Fifthly, No one wants to stay in Jersey longer than they have too. And sixthly, I drank a lot and my ride was leaving.
Seventhly, they needed to get home to bandage up their cuts and sores from fighting in the stands.
roman, Aquafina and Gatorade bottles work best for pissing away all that Riesling and Sauvignon Blanc.
Hef…very little fighting at Champs games..it’s usually a bunch of old d00ds…clown…yes they do
RWH-thanks for the text message. i didn’t notice it until well after the game. Fuck the Cowboys, indeed.
btw-philly smells.
All these one loss teams (Texas, USC) whining about where they are in the BCS standings should have just taken care of business and won.
That was the worst I’ve seen Eli look all year. I hope he plays that way in Fed Ex.
ill..did you miss the Cleveland game?
shush, Irish husker. The real programs are talking.
Roman - I didn’t see that one. Was it worse?
Ill, it was funny listening to Joe Buck go through his prepared spiel about how great Eli is after he threw a terrible pick and fumbled the guy for no reason.
Clown, you do have me on that, dammit.
ill…three picks and he couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with his passes…Cleveland was bad…this was OK with one really bad pick
it’s ok, cbh. you guys will be back.
/fishing for some false optimism directed back at my team
Mizer, it’s not all doom and gloom. Pat Summit still refuses to schedule UConn, right?
I have some optimism about the Irish, their offense is going to be sick for the next few years.
hells yeah, clown. I’ve always said, “why schedule a potential loss when you can beat up a raccoon.”
I have some pessimism about the Vols, their offense is going to be sickly for the next few years.
probably…but it’s so much easier and more fun to pick on someone instead of looking in the mirror.
clown…don’t want to rub it in, but muschamp’s scheme isn’t going to do shit unless players can tackle. the winning TD was an abomination…UT had TWO fucking guys there and all they ahd to do was push him out of bounds. they should be downright ashamed of themselves after that.
then again, the text i got from my old roommate who transferred to tech and comes from an aggie family was priceless…too vulgur to print, but priceless.
Yeah, it should be so simple to just push the best receiver in college football out of bounds.
I’m not going to debate that asinine statement, because your perspective is skewed by a conference full of sub-par skill players.
please…don’t start with that crap.
and you and i both know they had him dead to rights and THEY LET HIM OFF THE HOOK.
I’m pretty sure that receiver is who they thought he was.
If they pushed him out of bounds so what? Wouldn’t their have been a second left for Texas Tech to kick a 20 yard field goal and win?
The bigger play was that Texas freshman dropping a sure INT.
cbh…probably would have been around the mid-30’s…
and you have to like your chances of a kicker who they just pulled out of the stands a week and a half ago missing a 35 yarder with that kind of pressure on him.
Spencer, he was at the three when he caught the ball.
Can see your point about the kid having pressure but honestly none of that would have mattered if the Texas player had just held on to an easy INT.
was he? i must have a foggy memory then, i could’ve sworn he would’ve been knocked out around the 10-15 yard-line.
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaN_ce47MOY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaN_ce47MOY
This one.
he was at like the 5 or 6. that field goal is no gimme with that kicker, especially because he’s way over on the hash. it was sweet though Crabtree scored. i hate UT.
word…whatever. it was what it was.
What was it?
What it was.
Was it Elvin?
it wasn’t.
kthxbai