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First!
Sloppy Seconds
Cheater!
/second
third turd
“John McCain has already tapped me.”
Haha.
or not…you won this time Tampa.
Yeah. A Ms. South Carolina moment.
“tapping into that position”
tampa bo likes that.
clownpenis.fart > good morning, sunshine
Im down with the Doggystyle she knows it.
are they suppose to identify their weaknesses? was that the question?
Garbage Palin kids:
http://catbird.tumblr.com/post/52779102/via-farm4-static-flickr-com
Me n Todd.AAAAWWWWWWWWWW
it had been awhile since we heard fundamental.
Playing the dead wife card. Nice move, Joe.
Hes got a dead family.. Eat that Palin!
Wow!
A tear? Say it ain’t so Joe.
why does he have to check his notes about his dead wife and sick kids?
MAVERICK!
MAVERICK AGAIN!
I was a single father.
/I just choked up a bit
Alaska…nuke-u-ler…maverick…fundamental…
/wash, rinse, repeat
SG-Thats Maverick #4
John McCain’s a bipartisan. Look at the people he associates with: Republican, Democrat, Republican, Republican, Republican, Republican
Damn, I should have made this a Maverick/Fundamental drinking game. I’d be wasted right now.
YES lets talk about the Maverick bitch!!
Republican,Republican,Republican,Republican,Republican
BTW, ill. I didn’t pass out in the car. I resent your predictions.
JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE!!!
Someone say Goose the next time she uses the word Maverick.
Hef’s wife. You don’t have to stick up for him. I know he’s old. He can’t drink with the young boys anymore.
Biden “won” the debate. but neither said jack shit that was helpful.
Hef is so amazing in all ways (*wink). He’s the greatest man in the world.
/Hef’s wife
sparty if you were expecting different, you came to the wrong place
Oh shit I thought he said white man for a sec. he said Mike Man
I have a diverse family. Some of us are only sorta white instead of super duper, Waspy white.
I really wish she would rip off her shirt right now – I’ll give her that.
She wants to fuck
Hef’s wife, you don’t have to stick up for your husband. He gets a pass because he’s old. Just tuck him in, put his hand in a warm bucket of water and call it a night.
Ha! The media’s the reason she sounded stupid in her interviews. Amazing.
By her saying she wants to talk to the American people instead of going through the media, she means she thinks Americans are stupid and she can dupe them, but not the media.
Hef’s wife, your husband bangs dudes.
I would much rather have the 88 people on CNN’s election coverage over analyze this and tell me in 3 seconds thank you very much
Hef is brilliant and he’s the only thing keeping the world sane.
+1 Hef
-1000 Mike NYC, CBH
/Hef’s wife
Biden just tried to hit it.
God Damn Sen. Joe wants to be President…
Clear winner. She had no substance. Generalities don’t run the country.
lively fun gents. i am going to drink a cup of cocoa and watch me some Erica Durance now.
Is it REALLY necessary for her to drag the baby to this debate? Can’t they get a baby-sitter and let him sleep in his own crib? Seriously.
I;m going to fundamentally put myself to sleep.
TBL is gonna be a mess tomorrow
wow, really quick. i just turne don Faux News to hear what they said. “Palin made no mistakes and was well prepared”
+1 SG my momma said the same thing. Hes a baby with down syndrome its not like hes going anywhere
ill, you’re such a maverick for fundamentally putting yourself to sleep.
I drag my baby everywhere. I got a cheaper price on my car by pointing my kid at the salesman. I don’t pay electric bills for the same reason.
Guys, you have kids, help me out here. Would you drag your tired baby out to a formal setting past his bedtime?
by fundamentally putting himself to sleep he means hes going to beat off to the debate he just DVR’d
Bob Schieffer just said she didn’t answer questions and just hit talking points…I trust and old man like Bob Schieffer and apparently according to Joe Lieberman her victory is her not falling on her face…wow those are the standards
SG…no
SG-I would take my Baby eveywhere with me especially when I go to the Club or one of my hoes house.
But then again I am not big on taking my baby anywhere..I just leave her home alone with the window cracked and some food on the floor
SG-no. goodnight.
SG, hell yes if it meant I got more votes. I’d eat my baby to be president.
/true story
roman You and britney spears trade parenting tips?
Nice catch Error-mis.
Bo, I bet your baby is a chick magnet at the club.
I wish she would have one press conference. Just one. That’s all America needs.
I am being serious..Is Z having control issues or are they just hitting him hard?
Clown, that’s not fair. The filter of the press conference would distort her views. The media is the reason she sounds like a dope when she has to get specific.
thanks for leaving me passed out on the couch fuckers….i kept refreshing wondering where everyone was
Don’t ask me, roman, I watched the debate.
Future U.S. leaders > baseball
I blamed the Media for the Meat Fart I just blasted..my wife did not agree with my assertion
SG-He helps give me that sex panther fragrance
mikey, was it another Heineken and Tecate night?
clown, do you know what really happens at press conferences? people submit questions ahead of time, they get preapproved, and they’re called on in a rehearsed order. Of course, she’d probably screw that up.
SG…No two TV’s? If the Mets were on I would have never watched these two go at it
Thank goodness the debate was scheduled for October!
Anyone else playing Palin bingo tonight (http://www.palinbingo.com/) ?
We’re also taking shots every time we fill a square. Should be a fun day of work tomorrow…
clown…not as many tonight…didnt care about the sox rays gme, i started watching midway thru the brewers game…only on my 5th beer right now
+JS you miserable asshole
haha pants, that’s great.
btw, that should be an automatic double play.
I like the Cubs, but at the end of the day, they have no control over right to choose, my taxes, or my health care benefits. If it was the Bears or Red Wings, it might be a different story, but probably not.
sweet fucking play by lee
sweet runner’s interference by lee you mean.
If it was the Bears I wouldnt give a shit unless Palin had to take her clothes off every time she said Maverick
No offense to the Voting process and all..but neither did the two people talking tonight
no…no i had it right the first time
sweet fucking play by lee
Did Manny know that was gone right away or what?
correct Roman.
Runners interference.
Carlos Zambrano is really good.
to: bcashman@yankees.com
for fuck’s sake, please sign Manny
Thanks,
clown
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it a million times. Palin bangs dudes and Obama fathered black children. Despicable.
sorry mikey…I wish I could sympathize with you but it’s too early in the game for me to experience this…I’m used to the bullpen losing the game for us.
Gotta run to the store for my booze. Be right back.
/If I’m not back in 30 minutes, start writing a memorial to my greatness
Heffy Heffelstein 1937-2008
Hef was a cheap man. A cocksucker of the highest order. He treated everyone like shit and roots for 26 teams. But god damnit he earned our respect. Wait, he didn’t? Oh Hef Sucks.
hef–say hi to drew and webb for me.
pouring one out for my homie. L’chaim.
Joe Torre can film great commercials and kick the Cubs ass. What a guy.
sigh
fuckers fuckers fuckers…. mikey, our teams our sucking balls. what gives?
dont know man…yesterday was a beating for us…plain and simple…tonight the cubs have given the dodgers like 9-10 extra outs….you dont win when that happens
like your guys yesterday….giving away outs is a sure way to lose
gotta feel for Z there…he pitched like a stud tonight…two ER…and i dont give a shit if i am talking to myself
i’m here man… yesterday was so frustrating. tonight was but not as much. CC didn’t have it. but that ump was really squeezing him. i don’t play that card, but he really was. Victorino beat him for the salami. fuck Brett Myers. he didn’t have shit. the Crew just doesn’t hit. they gotta sweep at home. they will. the crowd is gonna be insane. way crazier than the dormant Cubs crowd. what is that constant booing or whatever?
z has pitched really well. no ER’s in the first? the last 2 were his though, right?
i actually think that if the cubs lose tonight that the best medicine for them will be to get away from these booing ass mother fuckers that are there tonight….this isnt the usual afternoon drunks…these are the pretend pollyannas with a bunch of cash…booing everythin…there is no wrigley atmosphere there at all
yeah 2 ER
It definitely sounds like they’re constantly booing in Wrigley…gotta be the broadcast.
gotta throw on my YLLAR PAC
yeah it does. Sadly, the Cubs can’t draft so it’s not like they have anyone waiting in the wings. They need to win this year or next year or they’ll miss their window.
yea the window closes for the cubs in 2010 at the latest…unless cuban buys the team
I was wondering if that was really booing. I know they had a rough first but that was going on the whole game. WTF? doesn’t make sense to me. fucking fans.
i dont thinks its booing…i really think its melancholy conversation with no cheering
that sign should say “true blue boos cubs”
fuck…just chip away already
Mikey dont be in denial. Those are boos.
TB……you guys got beat today so dont talk shit to me….
Good thing Sveum wasn’t the 3rd base coach there…that would’ve been the end of the inning.
TB
i wanted to tell you to fuck off, but didnt know how you would take it…i feel like a pussy now
Mikey there’s no ban on personal attacks here. On the contrary they are encouraged.
i know fetch…but TB is a black guy…and as a minority white guy living in california…i have learned to keep my mouth shut…haha
Mikey ive been waiting for you to say something man. Its all good. Thats why I love MLJ its all tastefull and fun, not sensitive TBL where people cry and you might get banned. So Fuck you and the cubs sir Boo Boo.
TB keeps it real. don’t matter, white guy, black guy tells him to fuck off. he’s rolling deep.
being down 2-0 sucks
excellent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMyTP9Hupr0
TB…i wanna talk mad shit and throw it in everyones face….but the cubs dont have my back
I like how the Twins might have the same amount of playoff wins as the brewers, cubs and white sox combined
I feel bad for the guys in the Fukudome jerseys sucks to be them.
i know…i didnt bring white guy balck guy into it for any other reason than to lighten the atmosphere i dont wanna
FUCKKKKKKFUUUUUCK FUUCKKKKFFFFFFUCCCCKKK the comments section
/ Roman’d
Rays are not sweeping the sox
- 10 million to Tampa Bo and his shitty White Sox
- 10 million to the sorry ass Cubs, curse, curse, curse, curse
i cant understand ahy fukudome is even playing….reed johnson should be in….fukudome = hideki irabu
fuck you CBH
the one time in life jim edmonds doesnt make a amazing catch had to be there
- Both of CBH’s balls shitty every team he likes.
No mikey fuck the Cubs, losing me money because they shit their pants in the postseason, oh and fuck you too
CBH you bet the cubs? what did I tell you stick to football picks.
Yeah with a friend, I stay away from bookies, I agree, my NLCS has basically imploded in 2 days.
Honestly though, can the Cubs steal 2 in LA, maybe they won’t feel as much pressure? I’m grasping.
that actually makes me laugh…people shit all over the cubs all of the time and then bet on them
I’m sad I put a 10 spot on the brewers to win the WS
REPEAT COMMENT FROM EARLIER
i actually think that if the cubs lose tonight that the best medicine for them will be to get away from these booing ass mother fuckers that are there tonight….this isnt the usual afternoon drunks…these are the pretend pollyannas with a bunch of cash…booing everythin…there is no wrigley atmosphere there at all
Any of you that can find Versus on your TV should turn it to Oregon State/Utah, coming down to the wire
Oh I hope arkbadger didn’t listen to me about South Florida.
Mikey I was loving your team all year, I thought they were sure to win it all.
this is part of the problem with the cubs playing in wrigley…they play mostly day games and then get to the post season and have to play night games…
day games = one type of fan base
night games = pollyanna cub fans
the atmosphere disappears….daytime fans would be cheering regardless
cbh
i live north of LA…last night i got 14 calls from dodger “fans” tonight i got 6 before i turned off my phone….just a bit o’ frustration
I know Mikey, I don’t take it seriously, I think I might be on Tampa Bo’s to kill list but other than that I am all good.
tampa bos kill list…any time anyone says kill list i think of billy madison
Utes win!
Haha, definitely what I was referencing.
Am I the only one jerking off to Joe Biden on the CSPAN replay of the debate? Seriously, of all the times I’ve spanked it to CSPAN, this has got to be a Top 8.
Madden to play, nothing personal Tampa Bo, just had to get you for referencing me for no good reason earlier in the comments.
17-2 …half of the runs earned….
wtf
CBH it was about the media and politics. I just thought about something you said before about the media attacking Palin.
11 runs with two outs…thats cubs baseball not dodgers baseballl.. the cubs are getting beat at their own game
Sooo… USF lost tonight. Does that mean that some of these fools who come up with polls will recognize that USC, and tOSU, would beat South Florida?
SI Power Poll: USF 8, USC 9, tOSU 16
P.S. – Did Palin really say, “I’m so glad we agree on our love of Israel. I completely agree with Sen. Biden on that.”. Uhhhh… I’d love to have seen her answer the other way. What a hoot that woulda been.
how the fuck do you miss that with the outfield umpires…not even trying to be a homer…but fuck?
no bunts here…just keep hacking away lou…please ….for the love of God
I would laugh if there was a bunt
no reason to give away outs…they only have three left…
its funny here at MLJ…everyone hates everyone elses teams…
get fukudome off the on deck circle and let reed johnson in
GET THIS GUY OUT OF THE GAME LOU….FUCCCCCCK
Oh shit the CUBS are comming back!
Sike! MOre BOOOOOOOOS
those are booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos….even from me
They should change their name to the Chicago BOOs then I guess that would be a cheer.
or get boo weekly as a player….someone lighten the fucking mood
what a piece of shit called third strike…seriously…i wanna see that on pitch tracker
below his knees AND inside
Fuck Mark Dersoa they should have got Brian Roberts
tivo’d
i need mistrees mandy to come over right now
anyone still here?
FUKUDOME is benched for the remainder….thank God