Under the Lights: Palin/Cubs Are Losing

Written by Hef
Posted October 2, 2008 at 10:14 pm

New post. Round two. Have fun. Went with the old school logo.

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176 Responses to this post

Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:15 pm

First!
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:15 pm

Sloppy Seconds
rekcalsa on October 2nd, 2008 10:15 pm

Cheater!

/second
sparty on October 2nd, 2008 10:15 pm

third turd
illformula on October 2nd, 2008 10:16 pm

“John McCain has already tapped me.”
Haha.
rekcalsa on October 2nd, 2008 10:16 pm

or not…you won this time Tampa.
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:16 pm

Yeah. A Ms. South Carolina moment.
sparty on October 2nd, 2008 10:16 pm

“tapping into that position”

tampa bo likes that.
clown on October 2nd, 2008 10:18 pm

clownpenis.fart > good morning, sunshine
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:18 pm

Im down with the Doggystyle she knows it.
sparty on October 2nd, 2008 10:18 pm

are they suppose to identify their weaknesses? was that the question?
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:18 pm

Garbage Palin kids:
http://catbird.tumblr.com/post/52779102/via-farm4-static-flickr-com
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:19 pm

Me n Todd.AAAAWWWWWWWWWW
sparty on October 2nd, 2008 10:20 pm

it had been awhile since we heard fundamental.
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:20 pm

Playing the dead wife card. Nice move, Joe.
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:21 pm

Hes got a dead family.. Eat that Palin!
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:21 pm

Wow!
illformula on October 2nd, 2008 10:21 pm

A tear? Say it ain’t so Joe.
sparty on October 2nd, 2008 10:21 pm

why does he have to check his notes about his dead wife and sick kids?
sportsgal116 on October 2nd, 2008 10:21 pm

MAVERICK!
sportsgal116 on October 2nd, 2008 10:22 pm

MAVERICK AGAIN!
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:22 pm

I was a single father.

/I just choked up a bit
rekcalsa on October 2nd, 2008 10:22 pm

Alaska…nuke-u-ler…maverick…fundamental…

/wash, rinse, repeat
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:22 pm

SG-Thats Maverick #4
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:23 pm

John McCain’s a bipartisan. Look at the people he associates with: Republican, Democrat, Republican, Republican, Republican, Republican
sportsgal116 on October 2nd, 2008 10:23 pm

Damn, I should have made this a Maverick/Fundamental drinking game. I’d be wasted right now.
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:23 pm

YES lets talk about the Maverick bitch!!
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:23 pm

Republican,Republican,Republican,Republican,Republican
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:24 pm

BTW, ill. I didn’t pass out in the car. I resent your predictions.
sportsgal116 on October 2nd, 2008 10:24 pm

JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE!!!
sparty on October 2nd, 2008 10:24 pm

Someone say Goose the next time she uses the word Maverick.
illformula on October 2nd, 2008 10:26 pm

Hef’s wife. You don’t have to stick up for him. I know he’s old. He can’t drink with the young boys anymore.
sparty on October 2nd, 2008 10:26 pm

Biden “won” the debate. but neither said jack shit that was helpful.
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:27 pm

Hef is so amazing in all ways (*wink). He’s the greatest man in the world.

/Hef’s wife
fetch on October 2nd, 2008 10:28 pm

sparty if you were expecting different, you came to the wrong place
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:28 pm

Oh shit I thought he said white man for a sec. he said Mike Man
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:28 pm

I have a diverse family. Some of us are only sorta white instead of super duper, Waspy white.
clown on October 2nd, 2008 10:29 pm

I really wish she would rip off her shirt right now – I’ll give her that.
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:29 pm

She wants to fuck
illformula on October 2nd, 2008 10:29 pm

Hef’s wife, you don’t have to stick up for your husband. He gets a pass because he’s old. Just tuck him in, put his hand in a warm bucket of water and call it a night.
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:30 pm

Ha! The media’s the reason she sounded stupid in her interviews. Amazing.
fetch on October 2nd, 2008 10:30 pm

By her saying she wants to talk to the American people instead of going through the media, she means she thinks Americans are stupid and she can dupe them, but not the media.
sparty on October 2nd, 2008 10:30 pm

Hef’s wife, your husband bangs dudes.
romanwarhelmet on October 2nd, 2008 10:30 pm

I would much rather have the 88 people on CNN’s election coverage over analyze this and tell me in 3 seconds thank you very much
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:31 pm

Hef is brilliant and he’s the only thing keeping the world sane.
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:31 pm

+1 Hef

-1000 Mike NYC, CBH
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:31 pm

/Hef’s wife
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:33 pm

Biden just tried to hit it.
romanwarhelmet on October 2nd, 2008 10:33 pm

God Damn Sen. Joe wants to be President…
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:34 pm

Clear winner. She had no substance. Generalities don’t run the country.
sparty on October 2nd, 2008 10:35 pm

lively fun gents. i am going to drink a cup of cocoa and watch me some Erica Durance now.
sportsgal116 on October 2nd, 2008 10:35 pm

Is it REALLY necessary for her to drag the baby to this debate? Can’t they get a baby-sitter and let him sleep in his own crib? Seriously.
illformula on October 2nd, 2008 10:35 pm

I;m going to fundamentally put myself to sleep.
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:35 pm

TBL is gonna be a mess tomorrow
sparty on October 2nd, 2008 10:37 pm

wow, really quick. i just turne don Faux News to hear what they said. “Palin made no mistakes and was well prepared”
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:37 pm

+1 SG my momma said the same thing. Hes a baby with down syndrome its not like hes going anywhere
sportsgal116 on October 2nd, 2008 10:37 pm

ill, you’re such a maverick for fundamentally putting yourself to sleep.
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:38 pm

I drag my baby everywhere. I got a cheaper price on my car by pointing my kid at the salesman. I don’t pay electric bills for the same reason.
sportsgal116 on October 2nd, 2008 10:38 pm

Guys, you have kids, help me out here. Would you drag your tired baby out to a formal setting past his bedtime?
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:39 pm

by fundamentally putting himself to sleep he means hes going to beat off to the debate he just DVR’d
romanwarhelmet on October 2nd, 2008 10:39 pm

Bob Schieffer just said she didn’t answer questions and just hit talking points…I trust and old man like Bob Schieffer and apparently according to Joe Lieberman her victory is her not falling on her face…wow those are the standards
romanwarhelmet on October 2nd, 2008 10:39 pm

SG…no
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:40 pm

SG-I would take my Baby eveywhere with me especially when I go to the Club or one of my hoes house.
romanwarhelmet on October 2nd, 2008 10:41 pm

But then again I am not big on taking my baby anywhere..I just leave her home alone with the window cracked and some food on the floor
sparty on October 2nd, 2008 10:41 pm

SG-no. goodnight.
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:41 pm

SG, hell yes if it meant I got more votes. I’d eat my baby to be president.

/true story
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:42 pm

roman You and britney spears trade parenting tips?
rekcalsa on October 2nd, 2008 10:43 pm

Nice catch Error-mis.
sportsgal116 on October 2nd, 2008 10:44 pm

Bo, I bet your baby is a chick magnet at the club.
clown on October 2nd, 2008 10:44 pm

I wish she would have one press conference. Just one. That’s all America needs.
romanwarhelmet on October 2nd, 2008 10:46 pm

I am being serious..Is Z having control issues or are they just hitting him hard?
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:46 pm

Clown, that’s not fair. The filter of the press conference would distort her views. The media is the reason she sounds like a dope when she has to get specific.
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 10:47 pm

thanks for leaving me passed out on the couch fuckers….i kept refreshing wondering where everyone was
sportsgal116 on October 2nd, 2008 10:47 pm

Don’t ask me, roman, I watched the debate.

Future U.S. leaders > baseball
romanwarhelmet on October 2nd, 2008 10:47 pm

I blamed the Media for the Meat Fart I just blasted..my wife did not agree with my assertion
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:47 pm

SG-He helps give me that sex panther fragrance
clown on October 2nd, 2008 10:48 pm

mikey, was it another Heineken and Tecate night?
fetch on October 2nd, 2008 10:48 pm

clown, do you know what really happens at press conferences? people submit questions ahead of time, they get preapproved, and they’re called on in a rehearsed order. Of course, she’d probably screw that up.
romanwarhelmet on October 2nd, 2008 10:48 pm

SG…No two TV’s? If the Mets were on I would have never watched these two go at it
clown on October 2nd, 2008 10:49 pm

If the Mets were on I would have never watched these two go at it

Thank goodness the debate was scheduled for October!
Captain Pants on October 2nd, 2008 10:49 pm

Anyone else playing Palin bingo tonight (http://www.palinbingo.com/) ?

We’re also taking shots every time we fill a square. Should be a fun day of work tomorrow…
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 10:50 pm

clown…not as many tonight…didnt care about the sox rays gme, i started watching midway thru the brewers game…only on my 5th beer right now
romanwarhelmet on October 2nd, 2008 10:50 pm

+JS you miserable asshole
fetch on October 2nd, 2008 10:50 pm

haha pants, that’s great.
fetch on October 2nd, 2008 10:51 pm

btw, that should be an automatic double play.
sportsgal116 on October 2nd, 2008 10:52 pm

I like the Cubs, but at the end of the day, they have no control over right to choose, my taxes, or my health care benefits. If it was the Bears or Red Wings, it might be a different story, but probably not.
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 10:52 pm

sweet fucking play by lee
fetch on October 2nd, 2008 10:52 pm

sweet runner’s interference by lee you mean.
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 10:53 pm

If it was the Bears I wouldnt give a shit unless Palin had to take her clothes off every time she said Maverick
romanwarhelmet on October 2nd, 2008 10:54 pm

No offense to the Voting process and all..but neither did the two people talking tonight
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 10:54 pm

no…no i had it right the first time

sweet fucking play by lee
rekcalsa on October 2nd, 2008 10:57 pm

Did Manny know that was gone right away or what?
fetch on October 2nd, 2008 10:57 pm

correct Roman.

Runners interference.

Carlos Zambrano is really good.
clown on October 2nd, 2008 10:57 pm

to: bcashman@yankees.com

for fuck’s sake, please sign Manny

Thanks,
clown
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 10:58 pm

I’ve said it once, I’ll say it a million times. Palin bangs dudes and Obama fathered black children. Despicable.
rekcalsa on October 2nd, 2008 10:59 pm

sorry mikey…I wish I could sympathize with you but it’s too early in the game for me to experience this…I’m used to the bullpen losing the game for us.
Hef on October 2nd, 2008 11:00 pm

Gotta run to the store for my booze. Be right back.

/If I’m not back in 30 minutes, start writing a memorial to my greatness
romanwarhelmet on October 2nd, 2008 11:04 pm

Heffy Heffelstein 1937-2008

Hef was a cheap man. A cocksucker of the highest order. He treated everyone like shit and roots for 26 teams. But god damnit he earned our respect. Wait, he didn’t? Oh Hef Sucks.
rekcalsa on October 2nd, 2008 11:04 pm

hef–say hi to drew and webb for me.
clown on October 2nd, 2008 11:09 pm

Heffy Heffelstein 1937-2008

Hef was a cheap man. A cocksucker of the highest order. He treated everyone like shit and roots for 26 teams. But god damnit he earned our respect. Wait, he didn’t? Oh Hef Sucks.

pouring one out for my homie. L’chaim.
fetch on October 2nd, 2008 11:20 pm

Joe Torre can film great commercials and kick the Cubs ass. What a guy.
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 11:25 pm

sigh
stigs on October 2nd, 2008 11:29 pm

fuckers fuckers fuckers…. mikey, our teams our sucking balls. what gives?
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 11:31 pm

dont know man…yesterday was a beating for us…plain and simple…tonight the cubs have given the dodgers like 9-10 extra outs….you dont win when that happens
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 11:32 pm

like your guys yesterday….giving away outs is a sure way to lose
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 11:34 pm

gotta feel for Z there…he pitched like a stud tonight…two ER…and i dont give a shit if i am talking to myself
stigs on October 2nd, 2008 11:41 pm

i’m here man… yesterday was so frustrating. tonight was but not as much. CC didn’t have it. but that ump was really squeezing him. i don’t play that card, but he really was. Victorino beat him for the salami. fuck Brett Myers. he didn’t have shit. the Crew just doesn’t hit. they gotta sweep at home. they will. the crowd is gonna be insane. way crazier than the dormant Cubs crowd. what is that constant booing or whatever?
stigs on October 2nd, 2008 11:43 pm

z has pitched really well. no ER’s in the first? the last 2 were his though, right?
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 11:43 pm

i actually think that if the cubs lose tonight that the best medicine for them will be to get away from these booing ass mother fuckers that are there tonight….this isnt the usual afternoon drunks…these are the pretend pollyannas with a bunch of cash…booing everythin…there is no wrigley atmosphere there at all
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 11:43 pm

yeah 2 ER
rekcalsa on October 2nd, 2008 11:44 pm

It definitely sounds like they’re constantly booing in Wrigley…gotta be the broadcast.
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 11:44 pm

gotta throw on my YLLAR PAC
fetch on October 2nd, 2008 11:45 pm

yeah it does. Sadly, the Cubs can’t draft so it’s not like they have anyone waiting in the wings. They need to win this year or next year or they’ll miss their window.
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 11:48 pm

yea the window closes for the cubs in 2010 at the latest…unless cuban buys the team
stigs on October 2nd, 2008 11:48 pm

I was wondering if that was really booing. I know they had a rough first but that was going on the whole game. WTF? doesn’t make sense to me. fucking fans.
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 11:49 pm

i dont thinks its booing…i really think its melancholy conversation with no cheering
stigs on October 2nd, 2008 11:49 pm

that sign should say “true blue boos cubs”
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 11:49 pm

fuck…just chip away already
Tampa Bo on October 2nd, 2008 11:50 pm

Mikey dont be in denial. Those are boos.
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 11:51 pm

TB……you guys got beat today so dont talk shit to me….
rekcalsa on October 2nd, 2008 11:51 pm

Good thing Sveum wasn’t the 3rd base coach there…that would’ve been the end of the inning.
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 11:52 pm

TB

i wanted to tell you to fuck off, but didnt know how you would take it…i feel like a pussy now
fetch on October 2nd, 2008 11:54 pm

Mikey there’s no ban on personal attacks here. On the contrary they are encouraged.
mikeychx on October 2nd, 2008 11:56 pm

i know fetch…but TB is a black guy…and as a minority white guy living in california…i have learned to keep my mouth shut…haha
Tampa Bo on October 3rd, 2008 12:00 am

Mikey ive been waiting for you to say something man. Its all good. Thats why I love MLJ its all tastefull and fun, not sensitive TBL where people cry and you might get banned. So Fuck you and the cubs sir Boo Boo.
stigs on October 3rd, 2008 12:01 am

TB keeps it real. don’t matter, white guy, black guy tells him to fuck off. he’s rolling deep.

being down 2-0 sucks
fetch on October 3rd, 2008 12:01 am

excellent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMyTP9Hupr0
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:01 am

TB…i wanna talk mad shit and throw it in everyones face….but the cubs dont have my back
fetch on October 3rd, 2008 12:02 am

I like how the Twins might have the same amount of playoff wins as the brewers, cubs and white sox combined
Tampa Bo on October 3rd, 2008 12:03 am

I feel bad for the guys in the Fukudome jerseys sucks to be them.
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:03 am

i know…i didnt bring white guy balck guy into it for any other reason than to lighten the atmosphere i dont wanna

FUCKKKKKKFUUUUUCK FUUCKKKKFFFFFFUCCCCKKK the comments section

/ Roman’d
Tampa Bo on October 3rd, 2008 12:03 am

Rays are not sweeping the sox
cbh49er on October 3rd, 2008 12:04 am

- 10 million to Tampa Bo and his shitty White Sox

- 10 million to the sorry ass Cubs, curse, curse, curse, curse
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:04 am

i cant understand ahy fukudome is even playing….reed johnson should be in….fukudome = hideki irabu
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:04 am

fuck you CBH
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:05 am

the one time in life jim edmonds doesnt make a amazing catch had to be there
Tampa Bo on October 3rd, 2008 12:06 am

- Both of CBH’s balls shitty every team he likes.
cbh49er on October 3rd, 2008 12:07 am

No mikey fuck the Cubs, losing me money because they shit their pants in the postseason, oh and fuck you too
Tampa Bo on October 3rd, 2008 12:08 am

CBH you bet the cubs? what did I tell you stick to football picks.
cbh49er on October 3rd, 2008 12:09 am

Yeah with a friend, I stay away from bookies, I agree, my NLCS has basically imploded in 2 days.
cbh49er on October 3rd, 2008 12:10 am

Honestly though, can the Cubs steal 2 in LA, maybe they won’t feel as much pressure? I’m grasping.
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:10 am

that actually makes me laugh…people shit all over the cubs all of the time and then bet on them
fetch on October 3rd, 2008 12:11 am

I’m sad I put a 10 spot on the brewers to win the WS
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:11 am

REPEAT COMMENT FROM EARLIER

i actually think that if the cubs lose tonight that the best medicine for them will be to get away from these booing ass mother fuckers that are there tonight….this isnt the usual afternoon drunks…these are the pretend pollyannas with a bunch of cash…booing everythin…there is no wrigley atmosphere there at all
cbh49er on October 3rd, 2008 12:11 am

Any of you that can find Versus on your TV should turn it to Oregon State/Utah, coming down to the wire

Oh I hope arkbadger didn’t listen to me about South Florida.
cbh49er on October 3rd, 2008 12:12 am

Mikey I was loving your team all year, I thought they were sure to win it all.
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:13 am

this is part of the problem with the cubs playing in wrigley…they play mostly day games and then get to the post season and have to play night games…

day games = one type of fan base
night games = pollyanna cub fans

the atmosphere disappears….daytime fans would be cheering regardless
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:15 am

cbh

i live north of LA…last night i got 14 calls from dodger “fans” tonight i got 6 before i turned off my phone….just a bit o’ frustration
cbh49er on October 3rd, 2008 12:16 am

I know Mikey, I don’t take it seriously, I think I might be on Tampa Bo’s to kill list but other than that I am all good.
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:17 am

tampa bos kill list…any time anyone says kill list i think of billy madison
cbh49er on October 3rd, 2008 12:17 am

Utes win!
cbh49er on October 3rd, 2008 12:18 am

Haha, definitely what I was referencing.
RexKramerDangerSeeker on October 3rd, 2008 12:21 am

Am I the only one jerking off to Joe Biden on the CSPAN replay of the debate? Seriously, of all the times I’ve spanked it to CSPAN, this has got to be a Top 8.
cbh49er on October 3rd, 2008 12:22 am

Madden to play, nothing personal Tampa Bo, just had to get you for referencing me for no good reason earlier in the comments.
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:23 am

17-2 …half of the runs earned….

wtf
Tampa Bo on October 3rd, 2008 12:24 am

CBH it was about the media and politics. I just thought about something you said before about the media attacking Palin.
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:25 am

11 runs with two outs…thats cubs baseball not dodgers baseballl.. the cubs are getting beat at their own game
RexKramerDangerSeeker on October 3rd, 2008 12:26 am

Sooo… USF lost tonight. Does that mean that some of these fools who come up with polls will recognize that USC, and tOSU, would beat South Florida?

SI Power Poll: USF 8, USC 9, tOSU 16

P.S. – Did Palin really say, “I’m so glad we agree on our love of Israel. I completely agree with Sen. Biden on that.”. Uhhhh… I’d love to have seen her answer the other way. What a hoot that woulda been.
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:33 am

how the fuck do you miss that with the outfield umpires…not even trying to be a homer…but fuck?
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:35 am

no bunts here…just keep hacking away lou…please ….for the love of God
fetch on October 3rd, 2008 12:35 am

I would laugh if there was a bunt
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:38 am

no reason to give away outs…they only have three left…
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:38 am

its funny here at MLJ…everyone hates everyone elses teams…
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:41 am

get fukudome off the on deck circle and let reed johnson in
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:42 am

GET THIS GUY OUT OF THE GAME LOU….FUCCCCCCK
Tampa Bo on October 3rd, 2008 12:44 am

Oh shit the CUBS are comming back!
Tampa Bo on October 3rd, 2008 12:45 am

Sike! MOre BOOOOOOOOS
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:45 am

those are booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos….even from me
Tampa Bo on October 3rd, 2008 12:46 am

They should change their name to the Chicago BOOs then I guess that would be a cheer.
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:47 am

or get boo weekly as a player….someone lighten the fucking mood
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:48 am

what a piece of shit called third strike…seriously…i wanna see that on pitch tracker
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:49 am

below his knees AND inside
Tampa Bo on October 3rd, 2008 12:49 am

Fuck Mark Dersoa they should have got Brian Roberts
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:49 am

tivo’d
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 12:52 am

i need mistrees mandy to come over right now
mikeychx on October 3rd, 2008 1:05 am

anyone still here?

FUKUDOME is benched for the remainder….thank God