Since it’s Halloween and I work with schools, it’s more or less a day off.  No one is available to take my calls due to their excessive godlessness so I don’t even really try to get any work done when we all know it ain’t gonna happen.  So instead of working I decided to try to be a responsible citizen.  So, after crawling out of bed at 5:30, getting HeJew ready for school and taking care of a few important tasks, I headed on over to the public library to get a little voting in.  First of all, let me say that the people who vote in this country are all vile individuals and should be put down with a decent rifle (mizerle, what does your hick ass recommend?). I’ve never seen so many elderly people piled into a single place that didn’t have bingo or soft, lukewarm food served cafeteria style.  Now this isn’t the first time old Heffy Hefflestein has voted.  That’s right, he voted for Lieberman in 2000, he voted for Goldfarb, he voted for Leibowitz, and he even voted for Hitler (I heard he was half Jewish).  But this was the first time I ever tried to vote outside my normal voting area.  This one is further west than normal, but it was the closest early voting site around.  Anyway, I get there and they tell me it’s gonna take 4 hours to vote.  C’mon, America.  Four hours?  What kind of communist nation are we living in?  How am I supposed to enjoy the day I took off if I have to hang out with the dregs of humanity for four hours trying to vote against the Presidential candidate who actually lives in this state?  My vote is about as meaningless as Fetch’s which about as horrible a realization I could ever have.  I mean, Fetch is a nobody.  Shouldn’t I get two votes to cancel out his one meaningless one?  What kind of world is it where I am equal to Fetch?  Miz, hand me that shotgun.

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Some nobody who’s opinion means nothing to me ranked the top 25 in a sport I don’t really follow.  You’re welcome.

The Phillies are holding their victory parade there and I’m told Roman took off work early to go fight the entire city.  This is the first major sport championship since the Bon Jovi Arena Bowl thing.

59% of voters polled think that Sarah Palin is not qualified to be President for the job.  I wonder how many people think she’s qualified to even be Governor anymore. 

I don’t know why disaster girl is so funny, but the latest meme is taking off like gangbuster pancakes (mixed metaphor’d).  Here’s some more (in the comment section).

Here’s some sad bastard music for Halloween: Sunny Day Real Estate

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