Since it’s Halloween and I work with schools, it’s more or less a day off. No one is available to take my calls due to their excessive godlessness so I don’t even really try to get any work done when we all know it ain’t gonna happen. So instead of working I decided to try to be a responsible citizen. So, after crawling out of bed at 5:30, getting HeJew ready for school and taking care of a few important tasks, I headed on over to the public library to get a little voting in. First of all, let me say that the people who vote in this country are all vile individuals and should be put down with a decent rifle (mizerle, what does your hick ass recommend?). I’ve never seen so many elderly people piled into a single place that didn’t have bingo or soft, lukewarm food served cafeteria style. Now this isn’t the first time old Heffy Hefflestein has voted. That’s right, he voted for Lieberman in 2000, he voted for Goldfarb, he voted for Leibowitz, and he even voted for Hitler (I heard he was half Jewish). But this was the first time I ever tried to vote outside my normal voting area. This one is further west than normal, but it was the closest early voting site around. Anyway, I get there and they tell me it’s gonna take 4 hours to vote. C’mon, America. Four hours? What kind of communist nation are we living in? How am I supposed to enjoy the day I took off if I have to hang out with the dregs of humanity for four hours trying to vote against the Presidential candidate who actually lives in this state? My vote is about as meaningless as Fetch’s which about as horrible a realization I could ever have. I mean, Fetch is a nobody. Shouldn’t I get two votes to cancel out his one meaningless one? What kind of world is it where I am equal to Fetch? Miz, hand me that shotgun.
There’s Nothing to Click Here
Some nobody who’s opinion means nothing to me ranked the top 25 in a sport I don’t really follow. You’re welcome.
The Phillies are holding their victory parade there and I’m told Roman took off work early to go fight the entire city. This is the first major sport championship since the Bon Jovi Arena Bowl thing.
59% of voters polled think that Sarah Palin is not qualified to be President for the job. I wonder how many people think she’s qualified to even be Governor anymore.
I don’t know why disaster girl is so funny, but the latest meme is taking off like gangbuster pancakes (mixed metaphor’d). Here’s some more (in the comment section).
Here’s some sad bastard music for Halloween: Sunny Day Real Estate




59% of voters polled think that Sarah Palin is not qualified to be President.
The other 41% realized that she is running for Vice President.
/Fact’d
and losing both.
/more fact’d
seriously though, no political talk. Leave that to Mike, Pulled and Maggs
Cbh: isn’t it the job of the VP to be prepared to take over for the president? Either way…fixed.
i wanna be the VP…sit around, smoke tree all day and know that there’s 20 guys in cool suits ready to make sure i can keep sitting around, smoking tree all day.
More like smoke sausage.
/wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop
@hef – I tried to link a good gun for you, but my comments aren’t appearing.
YOU FUCKING MOUTH BREATHER. HURR HURR SAUSAGE. FUCKING RACIST.
/mags’d
I FUCKED A METH HEAD
/Mags
Did you type the word socialist into your comment?
negatory. I’ll try it again below:
this gun should do nicely…tampa bo is modeling it here for you. i’ve used it on many occassion on a highway when I see a ‘possum cross the road in front of me and I can’t swerve to hit it.
nope; I just tried it again and it didn’t work again. it must not like my link.
my link:
http://abyss.hubbe.net/jeremiah/gallery/gfx/covers/jtv/lg/ep/s1/110-shotgun-lg.jpg
The only thing Palin is qualified for is sucking my dick.
/Tampa Bo’d
my link had a pic of tampa bo modeling my shotgun for me. it’s the same gun i use when I spot a ‘possum on the road at night and I can’t swerve to hit him quick enough.
so you shoot while driving?
god damn, the south rocks.
it’s more of a shoot while rolling…I’m not that good yet, spence.
Hef at early voting
you will be, grasshopper, you will be.
um…
/wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop
http://majorleaguejerk.com/2008/10/31/nothing-to-click-here-responsible-voting-edition/#comment-32250
http://majorleaguejerk.com/2008/10/31/nothing-to-click-here-responsible-voting-edition/#comment-32252
/NickP?
phucking-a…first it’s comments not showing up, then they show up and it’s new comments getting moderated!? am I on some kind of super-secret probation?
I had to get it out of the spam filter, mizer. The first one probably bc it has shotgun in the url, the 2nd time bc of two links.
gotcha, clown. gracias.
clown, hilarious photo.
by the way, I’m ealry voting tomorrow down here in Jax-area. I’ve heard the tuesday lines here in florida are absolute hell.
There’s no need for you young’uns to vote! Obama’s got it in the bag. Stay home and watch tv.
Good point, Nick. Voting’ll probably interfere with my abortions and welfare living anyway.
/liberal’d
In soviet russia, abortians interfere with you.
/yakov’d
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wow.
Wow doesn’t even do that justice.
shit.
Balls.
yea…that was just too tasteless.
im removing it.
bEWbss
another example of the pussification of america.
removing bewbs??