Today is the final day of the Halloween Fashion Preview. Quite frankly, I can only teach you so much. If you want to catch up, you can see all the sexy goodness at Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3. It’s totally worth your clicks.
Oh boy. It’s here. It’s actually here. It’s Halloween.
I went to one of those temporary Halloween stores last night. When I was there, I saw one of those girls. She was alright. A solid 6. Way back when, you wouldn’t have complained. She seemed like a normal girl. But she was holding this costume. Fuck and yes. This is just another girl. 364 days a year she gets a “not bad.” Tomorrow, she gets starred at.
It made me want to sing. It made me excited to go out tonight. I can post every picture in the world in this space, but it’s no substitute for the real thing. That’s why I kind of hate Fetch this weekend.
That little bastard has at least 2 straight nights of this shit because not everybody can have their Halloween party on the same night. It’s impossible! Christ, there’s no reason that Fetch isn’t hung over as shit right now because college weekends start on Thursdays. In college, if Halloween falls on a Tuesday or Wednesday, the celebrations last longer than Hanukkah. Instead of one day of skimpy outfits, we get 8 cray-zee nights!
Halloween is always such a monumental weekend. I would have so many great memories of Halloween in college if I could remember them. One year I was shitfaced. Seriously, I think that was my costume. I wore a stupid red hat (This exact hat actually.) and… t-shirt and jeans? Maybe some Mardi Gras beads? It wasn’t what you would consider elaborate. Apparently, I met some friends when I was coming home from a party. I don’t know exactly what happened, but my nipples were sore the next day. God I miss college.
For the girl who has come to grips with an inevitable stain, but wants to keep partying.
Now for some time lapse photography.
Now, that is a versatile costume. There are just so many options with that outfit.
Is Eskimo a racial stereotype? Not as much as “Deluxe Asian Spice.”
Told you so.
She’s the “office tramp.” I have to agree. If you dress like that, you’re just asking for it.
Happy Halloween everybody.
ok…the school girl one? yea, that rocks.
I like the devil. I’ve been a bad boy.
I like them all. I am horny.
geisha.
ex-girlfriend once wore the first school girl costume. fucking amazing. 5′11″, blond, tan, stacked… striking. i had her celebrate halloween for two or three straight months.
oh, and then i donkey punched her.
/tampa bo’d
quick change…and i was referring to the time-lapse school girl.
they’re all awesome. the time lapse, oh my god, white ropes everywhere.
/gross
The legs on the first girl are amazing. She looks like she’s 8 feet tall.
Aye aye captain…um, totally wish I wasn’t at work right now.
“Those are some pretty long legs.”
“I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up.”
Best MLJ post evAR!!!!1!!!11!!!!
I hope Joe Sheehan wears the Office Worker outfit
/fetch’d
/Fucking jealous of his collegeness
oh, and thanks for the link to that big, gay hat, crm. i’m sure you won’t regret that several times over the coming weeks.
I like the office girl. That way I can choke the bitch with her own tie.
/Tampa Bo’d
I like the office girl. That way I can choke the bitch with her own tie.
Eskimo bitch has the right Idea.
Nice to see the MLJ clan is catering to their female readers.
Statistical analysis shows that most MLJ female readers are lesbians.
im a HUGE
dieckdyke./last name is mulit-faceted
+1 spence
People are going to be able to put together your screenname with your last name, spence.
Expect a boat to show up on your driveway soon.
i’ve already been outed…i’m not really concerned at this point.
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