Welcome to part 1 of a 4 part series about Halloween fashion. It should be a fun and informative time. Especially if you like scantily clad nobodies. We’ll discuss the history of Halloween, social mores as they apply to today’s Halloween and some of the theory behind different costumes. At least that’s what I told Hef.
Welcome to Part 2 of the 4 part series. It is my sincere hope that today’s installment is either half or twice as good as yesterday’s. Either way, here are some more girls who obviously have daddy issues.
Welcome to Part 3 of the 4 part series about sexy Halloween fashion. I have to say, I’ve enjoyed the first two parts of this series. MLJ had certainly taken a turn for the sexy in recent weeks – and it has nothing to do with Fetch’s new outfit.
Since it’s Thursday and I was very very busy when I put this together, we’ll be heavy on the writing and light on the hot chicks. Wait. Scratch that. Rewind. Now reverse it. Heavy on the hot chicks and light on the writing. I have a sneaking suspicion many of you aren’t even reading this anyway.
Today we even have a theme: Sports
Onto the tail!
The first girl is just for Spence. As you can see… uh… Daaaaaaaamn.
I’ve been looking through these costumes for days now (The things I do for my readers. What a sacrifice.) and I think that one might be my absolute favorite.
Hey, look – It’s Hank Baskett’s girl Kendra! Is anyone else going to miss the original Girls Next Door? I am. They had a certain… I don’t know what.
This is the part of the post where I have to write filler to take up space. I need to do this so I can get to the bottom of this picture with text. Otherwise, I won’t be able to make the post look smooth or professional. That would be a shame, wouldn’t it?
I sure think it would be. Almost there. Must. Keep. Typing. Shit.
*Phew* Barely made it.
Give me some help. Which soccer player is better? This one:
Or this one:
That’s a hard one.
/That’s what she said’d
Either way, we all win. See?
If you look close enough… Uh, that’s too close… There you go. If you look close enough, you’ll notice her shirt says “USA.” That’s right. USA in pink. She’s the ultimate bandwagon jumper. Hef must be in love.
I see nothing but fuzz effect.
/sportgal’d
I vote for the 2nd soccer girl…skirts provide easier access…although the bare midriff on the 1st is quite nice too…ah fuck it…both?
don’t forget the 3th, rek.
/Sean John’d
I’m having a shitty day at work, and then CRM puts this up. It’s like…It’s like he knows just what I need. Thanks, man. Now, anyone want to go for a liquid lunch?
i’d have to vote for “this one”.
stalking, check with roman and mikey. they do liquid lunch every day.
SG, what are you going as for Halloween?
I’m being a lame-o and not dressing up for Halloween this year. I don’t feel like spending $40 on a cheap costume I’ll wear once.
sg, don’t forget you can bring down the total cost of ownership by reusing the costume for role-playing. the ladies love when i wear my grimace costume when we make sweet, sweet love.
You know, somewhere there’s a joke in there about a guy spending $40 on drinks just do something once, but I won’t go…oh, wait, I just did.
i like the second one. wonderful post.
Clown, for you buddy.
http://blogofhilarity.com/2008/10/27/the-7-most-unspeakably-creepy-clowns
More Pics + less words = Good
Twisted Metal was such a fun game. are they still making those?
nomo…i just had an awesome sandwich at my aunt’s restaurant…
priscutto, fresh moz, pesto mayo, arugula and red onion on focaccia. fuckin’ amazing.
They’re working on one for the PS3.
rek, i’m still waiting for the oft-delayed Dreidel for Wii. christmas is just around the corner, so i need it for gifts.
spence, thin-sliced red onion = heaven
shoot me an off-liner of your aunt’s place. ol’ rexy wants to pay a visit to check
herthe place out.Spence’s wop aunt owns a restaurant? I’m shocked!
/sincere
low blow, dickface.
I think you meant:
That’s a spicy meat-a-ball!
whatsa-matta wid you? i knock-a you head off.
ey…
The sauce-a you can have, but the secret – she’s-a mine.
And I’m the racist?
Yes?
White People being racist to each other. This is beautiful.
Saying stuff as a joke is different from…saying something as a joke?
/Got it.
Clown, where is that line from? I recognize it but can’t place it in my mind.
Stigs stop copying Spencer.
“I don’t want to talk about those things. I see the worst in people. I don’t need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I’ve built my hatreds up over the years, little by little”
tampa…im not white, im half white and half italian. big difference.
/ok, im white
Hey, which one of you racist cracka’s did I talk to about Mystery Science Theater?
mystery science theater ROCKED.
@SG: Gonzo.
/may he RIP
oh, and btw…the 2nd soccer chick is better.
/you were talking about costumes?
and there’s no way that costume would fit in on a golf course…no collar.
Spence, a boxed set of MST3K comes out on election day!!! It’s my dream in life to have someone purchase one for me.
/christmas gift’d
cbh: Saved By The Bell
I think Im gonna be Jesus for Halloween.
Black Jesus? That’s insane! Everyone knows Jesus was Canadian.
/fetch’d
now i can watch the Big McLarguehuge episode over and over and over and over again.
I am getting that MST3K!!!! I freaking loved that
@spence: where’s your aunt’s place??
jen…shaker heights. on warrensville center road between Van Aken and S. Woodland.
it’s called J. Pistone market.
and i should probably say it’s my aunt AND uncle’s place.
Can’t say i’ve ever watched MST3K or whatever it’s called. Must be a mid west thing.
Ill-Its like that show with the Scklar brothers on ESPN2 where they talk over games. But they talk over movies and its gayer.
I think Tampa meant to say it’s about 500,000 times funnier than the Sklar brothers.
Spence, can you keep the dago talk to a dull roar? We don’t want to drive the kids away and nothing’s scarier than a bunch of Italians.
what about a bunch of italians, italians with cobras?
Hef post the Guido Beach link, that is fucking Gold.