I’m at my friend’s studio right now…I’ve been drinking Tennessee moonshine, some kind of pumpkin ale and been smoking numerous blunts…but I just had to chime in.
Here’s why Michigan sucks all sorts of ass…
They lost to Toledo…
…yet still beat Wisconsin.
Not only did they fuck things up ROYAL-ROYAL-ROYALLLLLLLLLLLYYYYY for themselves, but they fucked over Penn State and Ohio State in the process. If the Rich Rod “experiment” wasn’t going so well, I’d be more upset…but this is just fantastic.
34-32…
Can’t beat Ohio State…
Now…Toledo…in the Big House.
It’s almost making me forget OSU’s shitty performance today.
Oh, and clown…congrats. Nothing but props to Texas, Shipley, Orakpo and that pimp daddy Colt McCoy. Boom, motherfucker.
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Spencer I hope you have a craving for Taco Bell tonight. You decide to order a grilled stuffed burrito. You are probably super high so as soon as you get it you bite into it and discover its filled with human fecal matter. Oh and I thought you said LSU was going to roll. Ohio state only beat Purdue by 10 and PSU is going to shit on you. and 35-3.
tampa…i understand this is a tough time for you. i’ll try and forget this when i file my report.