Under the Lights

What a spooky day we had here at MLJ. Fetch recapped a college hockey score and suggested a name change for Quality start. Then he enlightened us all by informing us which college hockey arenas were the biggest in ‘Merica. I’m surprised anyone came back after that. Rex tried to save the day with a [...]

One-Liner Non Sequitur

Fantabulous Fridaylicious Footsplosive Weekend NFL Preview:  Hey guys, I’m Donovan McNabb, I play quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, and I’m here to tell you that you can, too, if you start every day with a hearty breakfast from McDonald’s, like the new sausage egg McGriddle value meal, available now, for a limited time, for under [...]

Nothing to Click Here: Responsible Voting Edition

Since it’s Halloween and I work with schools, it’s more or less a day off.  No one is available to take my calls due to their excessive godlessness so I don’t even really try to get any work done when we all know it ain’t gonna happen.  So instead of working I decided to try [...]

Her Bark is Worse than her Bite… I hope

Who says hockey fans are obnoxious? This lady takes it to a whole new level. How embarrassed would you be if this was your mother? I bet she has her face painted too. (Language NSFW)

The Pussification Of America Part 1: Halloween

See her. That is my sweet baby girl all ready for Halloween and frankly with nowhere to go. Why? Well, beside the fact that she is 9 months old and is barely eating Cheerios, it is because we have pussified the sacred holiday of Halloween. Or All Hallows Eve for the religious. Over the years [...]

CRM’s Halloween Fashion Preview: Part 4

Today is the final day of the Halloween Fashion Preview. Quite frankly, I can only teach you so much. If you want to catch up, you can see all the sexy goodness at Part 1, Part 2 and Part 3. It’s totally worth your clicks.
Oh boy. It’s here. It’s actually here. It’s Halloween.
I went [...]

There May Not Be A God, But There Is TATIS!!!!!!!!!

Listening to my prayers, the Mets wrapped up their most important signing of the offseason early. The Great Tatis will grace us with his presence for at least another year with a $1.7 million dollar deal. That should give him some scratch to build some more churches in his honor. It also means I [...]