Well, well, well, what a stupid awful pathetic day it has been here at MLJ. The Phillies victory is still making me sick. I wrote a few things about that. But to make things better, CRM continued his journey into the great Halloween costumes of our time. Rex gave us some political insight from [...]
Filed under: Under the Lights | Tagged: Phuck Philly | 13 Comments »
To hold you over until Under The Lights makes it’s appearance, how about a video?
Spencer made the mistake of putting his senior gee-tar thesis online. I’m not sure what’s more fucking rockstar… the hair or the shirt that apparently was bought at a Cher concert?
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Coming up with post themes is hard. I’m not creative, my life is boring, and I don’t have any passion about anything, really. I’ll start to go in a daze and meditate and come up with something and then something twinkly will catch my eye and what were we talking about again? Ah yes. Chicks [...]
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Ohio: The Heart of It All
Really… It’s our 100% official state slogan, so marketing science clearly backs the claim up.
With the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November coming the Tuesday after next Monday, isn’t it about time my great moderately good mediocre (fuck the superlatives. at least we’re not a Dakota) state of Ohio teams with [...]
Filed under: Divisive Arguments, Non Sequitur | Tagged: presidential election, ohio secession plan, here we go again, O-H...I-O | 101 Comments »
Welcome to part 1 of a 4 part series about Halloween fashion. It should be a fun and informative time. Especially if you like scantily clad nobodies. We’ll discuss the history of Halloween, social mores as they apply to today’s Halloween and some of the theory behind different costumes. At least that’s what I told [...]
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One of the more enjoyable parts of my morning was heading over to Philly.com and checking in on the drunken schenanigans of an awful fanbase. Of course they didn’t disappoint. Philly.com had sporatic updates through the night describing the scene.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: Lame Celebration, Petty Larceny, Phuck Philly | 109 Comments »
Fuck My Life. Enjoy winning the World Series in a 3 1/2 inning game. The Guys at the Fightins were pretty excited. I was not. The Phillies are your..ummm…World Champions of Baseball. For 2008 at least. They won 4-3. Small ball won the game for the Phillies. Both of their runs or last two or [...]
Filed under: Quality Start | Tagged: Phillies are Phrauds, World Champions, World Series | 55 Comments »
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