Under the Lights: LEBRON IS BACK!!!

Basketball time ladies, as our illustrious friend Nick has alluded to for the last few weeks.  It’s time for some sweet, sweet hardwood action (nttawwt) and what better way to start things off than with the slate that Czar Stern has bestowed upon us.  I’m not even wasting any time with typical Spencer bullshit, it’s [...]

There’s Nothing To Click Here: Timbaland Edition

Work is kicking my ass today, so I’m going list 5 of my favorite videos (not a Top 5, mind you) from the one of favorite producers ever, Timbaland. Remember when he used to be fat as hell? Seriously, he’s really inspiring.

I Guess We’ll Know Pretty Quickly if the Suns Window Has Shut

It seems that the pessimism surrounding the Phoenix Suns chances for a title has reached a five year high. Steve Nash is 36, the Shaq trade has been (sort of) a bust, and they wasted many years wearing themselves out in the regular season by using Mike D’Antoni’s short bench formula.  To say the last [...]

Is There A God?

As I sat in front of my TV last night and watched a sullen, disheveled Bud Selig explain away why Game 5 of the World Series was even started and then why it was stopped, I looked on with a huge smile on my face and a sigh of a relief. I had received a [...]

CRM’s Halloween Fashion Preview: Part 1

Welcome to part 1 of a 4 part series about Halloween fashion. It should be a fun and informative time. Especially if you like scantily clad nobodies. We’ll discuss the history of Halloween, social mores as they apply to today’s Halloween and some of the theory behind different costumes. At least that’s what I told [...]

Seeding The NBA

After Hef’s enjoyable (and maybe a little salty) post yesterday about the NBA, I decided I wanted to chip in my with two cents about the Association before the season tips off later today. I’ve taken a long, hard look at the offseason transactions and what follows after the jump are my picks for the [...]

Quality Start: Suspended

I’ve been suspended once in my life.  I went to a private high school with a dress code, and said dress code was enforced with an iron fist by a man, nay, a monster named Dean Hasenstab.  Dean Hasenstab was about 5′9” with a mustache that would make Keith Hernandez jealous and a stare that [...]