Under The Lights: The Return (And End?) Of Baseball

Normally this is Clown’s day to do UTL, but earlier today he sent me an e-mail asking if I would do it for him. Something about a 3 foot long burritto and his “ano” (look it up) being on fire. So I’ve been called out of the bullpen, much like Brad Lidge, and I will [...]

Palate Cleanser…

…and a semi-non sequitur from your ol’ friend Uncle Rexy.

Nothing to Click Here: Extra Political Edition

The Election is only 8 goddam days away and for that I am excited.  As much as I love the political season I am more excited for it to be concluded.  Then we can stop talking about how Obama would be a socialist if he were to be elected and we can start pointing out [...]

One Liner Non Sequitor

Dangerous Threesome?  Talk about sexual undertones … no less man-on-man, mixed-race, ménage-à-trois sexual undertones. I saw the video clip on MSNBC of McCain delivering this line. The crowd laughed and he grinned. Yuck.

Ryan Braun Goes Viral

Everyone knows about my man crush on Ryan Braun.  In this commercial, he is not the one I’m crushing on though.  Marisa Miller is so smoking hot.  I really wish I would’ve known she was going to be at Brookfield East High School shooting this commercial.  No doubt I would’ve shown up drunk and tried [...]

Saving Roman

I am disappointed in myself. I wanted to start following the NHL this season as something to pass the time and alas I am not interested. I haven’t been able to get into the NBA since Charles Oakley was cracking heads 15 years ago so I am not revved up for that. I like College [...]

On the Start of the NBA Season

Tomorrow night, the NBA starts its almost year long season and for the first time since I was a kid, I don’t even know all 13 members of the Suns bench.  In fact, I was looking over a recent preseason game in the paper and I noticed some guy named Singletary on the team and [...]