An Open Letter to Roman & Sparty from Spence and Rex
After the jump? A bit more…
Text Messaging Recap:
11:34pm -Rex to Spence: I really wanna drunk dial Roman but Hef claims to not have his number.
11:41pm - Spence to Rex: I’d kill a baby for his phone number.
11:50pm - Clown to Rex: You should drunk dial him. Tell me if he sounds as ghey as you. I mean, sounds as ghey as Hef. (Editor’s note: Rex sounds the complete opposite of a Strahan. A blend of Barry White and a Smooth Jazz FM DJ.)
Roman, please post your phone number so we can call you. Seriously. It’ll be a hoot.
When reached for comment, Mr. Roman W. Helmet issued the following statement:
Mother fucker..seriously..Fuck..Its the Fucking Cleveland Brown Secondary..they have fucking Terry Cousin playing back there..3 fucking picks..3!!!! Holy fucking cocksucking shit….Mother fucker..I fucking am sick to my stomach how fucking inept and terrible This game has been played…the Defense has been horrendous and Eli has taken every shitty opportunity given to him and tossed it away…FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING 2 FUCKING POINTS..HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK…FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK
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sparty spencer-this week could really suck. but until that actually happens, I need to stick to my guns. just like you did with the Browns.
sparty i’m just missing the part that it is an open letter to me. seems like RWH took the brunt.
romanwarhelmet Listen…douches…clown has nothing to say…his team lost twice..mine once…Cleveland..enjoy your little victory parade…I mean this must be as wonderful as winning the Super Bowl…of course you all would never ever know…enjoy this game on the Cleveland Brown 2008 Recap DVD…5-11..the journey for the 5th pick…eat it shit heads
Hef Roman: That DVD is awesome. My favorite part is when the Browns win 3 games in a row in the middle of the season to get all their fans’ hopes up, only to lose the remaining six games in ugly fashion.
clown Cowboys lost by 8 total points to teams with a combined 8-4 record.
Giants blown out on the national stage to a 2-3 joke of an NFL franchise.
/math
Jen Derek Anderson>Eli Manning
LOL Well, at least last night
What a great game. I need to pick against the Browns more often if they are going to win like that!
rekcalsa Rex–Love the tags and great pics. I enjoyed watching the few parts of that game that I watched last night. Congrats on the win! It’s all downhill from here.
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