There’s Nothing To Click Here: Bust A Move Edition

Posted on October 1, 2008 by clown

I’m kind of upset today, folks. You see, I’m a Time Warner subscriber and word on the skreets of Austin is that my cable company is pulling the plug on NBC at midnight tonight. Now, I don’t watch too many NBC programs, but the ones that I do watch are biggies: The Office and Sunday Night Football. I know that I can watch Sunday Night Football live online, but I won’t be able to watch The Office online until the next day at work. And you know about how much I hate stealing my company’s time. I really wish that these big companies could find a way to rape customers without it affecting our daily lives.

I don’t know yet if I’ll try to go to someone’s house with a dish or a different cable provider, or if I’ll just go buy an antenna and grab the over-the air signal. Such tough decisions, but lucky for me I have plenty of free time to think about it. All I have on the agenda for tonight are furious masturbating (which should only last 5 or 6 minutes) and watching some baseball.

How about some links fo’ that ass?

* No surprise here: Michael Strahan is an official endorser of Vaseline. That’s about as Strahan as it gets, folks. I heard that he’s celebrating this new contract with Prince Fielder (NSFW-ish), as we speak.

* Getting you up to speed on University of North Texas football. I know this place holds a very special place in a certain jazz guitarist’s heart.

* Have you ever wanted to ask Sarah Palin a question? Now’s your chance!

* Think you know someone who has a messy home? Compare their digs to this place. Please be advised: the bathroom pics are a tad disgusting.

* A warning to all pirates: Don’t steal Iranian ships. You could die, and that’s bad or business.

* Roman and gurucane were kind of upset that the dump in Flushing Meadows didn’t get the same love as Yankee Stadium. Paul Lukas, also a pasty Mets fan, has a good pictoral retrospective of the history of Shea Stadium from an aesthetic point of view.

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21 Responses to “There’s Nothing To Click Here: Bust A Move Edition”

  1. illformula, on October 1st, 2008 at 2:10 pm Said:

    Benson & Hedges, Coca-Cola and multiple pizza places are getting free advertising with those dirty-ass photos.

  2. illformula, on October 1st, 2008 at 2:11 pm Said:

    Young MC was the poop in the day.

  3. Tampa Bo, on October 1st, 2008 at 2:11 pm Said:

    You have to be kidding me a interview Palin website?! I want to ask her if she spits or swallows.

  4. spencer096, on October 1st, 2008 at 2:14 pm Said:

    the most time i spent at Fouts Field (UNT stadium) was when I played lacrosse there.

    still…it sucks to see them as such a massive laughing stock. if there’s any silver lining, it’s that they must have been competitive against LSU if navy put up the same amount of points…i mean you gotta figure that LSU would put up more points than navy right? RIGHT?

  5. spencer096, on October 1st, 2008 at 2:18 pm Said:

    holy shit…that house is FUCKED UP.

  6. Tampa Bo, on October 1st, 2008 at 2:24 pm Said:

    That house is gross.

  7. cbh49er, on October 1st, 2008 at 2:27 pm Said:

    At least they kept their cigarette butts in a somewhat orderly fashion

  8. mikeychx, on October 1st, 2008 at 2:32 pm Said:

    i think the more appropriate tune after seeing those pictures would have been this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEdZrV0j6zM

  9. cbh49er, on October 1st, 2008 at 2:53 pm Said:

    Magggggggggs!!!!!!!!

  10. stalkingerinandrews, on October 1st, 2008 at 2:54 pm Said:

    furious masturbating (which should only last 5 or 6 seconds)

    /clown’d

  11. HawkEye19, on October 1st, 2008 at 2:59 pm Said:

    Old MC > Young MC

  12. sportsgal116, on October 1st, 2008 at 3:11 pm Said:

    It’s pretty evident the person living in that house is super skinny.

    I noticed this person had an ironing board out… wouldn’t you just give up on the ironing all together once the pizza boxes got up to about knee level?

  13. spencer096, on October 1st, 2008 at 3:13 pm Said:

    SG…did you notice the 409 bottle in the bathroom?

    i think it’s going to take a little more than that to clean up that…whatever the hell you could call it.

  14. sportsgal116, on October 1st, 2008 at 3:19 pm Said:

    Ha ha ha! Yeah, I did notice that spence. I mean, what’s the point of taking a shower when you’re going to walk on that bathroom floor after the shower? Ugh, just thinking about it makes me want to throw up.

  15. spencer096, on October 1st, 2008 at 3:29 pm Said:

    i just wanna know what all that shit on the bathroom flor is…

    seriously…im disgusted but can’t look away.

  16. sportsgal116, on October 1st, 2008 at 3:32 pm Said:

    It looks like old diapers. Maybe it’s soiled toilet paper? Seriously, this is making me gag. So disgusting.

  17. rekcalsa, on October 1st, 2008 at 3:34 pm Said:

    I think there’s some Febreze in the kitchen too…at least the place is “fresh.”

  18. Tampa Bo, on October 1st, 2008 at 3:34 pm Said:

    I saw a small pile of shit on the floor.

  19. spencer096, on October 1st, 2008 at 3:36 pm Said:

    haha…+1 rekcalsa.

  20. monkeykong34, on October 1st, 2008 at 3:41 pm Said:

    there is no way that someone actually lives there or even uses the bathroom there

  21. rekcalsa, on October 1st, 2008 at 3:48 pm Said:

    wow, my first +1…I feel honored spence.

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