Well, what a wonderful great marvelous day we have had here at MLJ. Rex cut and pasted a private conversation for the benefit of you, the reader. Yes, I do believe Lars is a cockbag. Fetch interviewed our Jerk O’ the Month, the one and only Sparty, who is the founder of Sparty and Friends and a MLJ gadfly. Nick found another way to demean Corey Patterson and Dusty Baker by not claiming that Corey is hosing Dusty’s baby girl. And I had an emotional meltdown. Anywho, a few points of business before we get to tonight’s games. I will not be with you tomorrow and through the weekend. I have a business trip. It fucking blows. I hate going away for business on weekends. Very very Bruce. So that leaves you with the rest of this menagerie to get you through a Friday. I am sure you won’t be devastated. I am a baseball fan and a stat guy so looking at the stats, we could put up the cure for cancer here Friday afternoon and you won’t read it. We will try to have something for you (Mikeychx) anyway. Point number two, Spencer is planning on starting a fun new mini-series next week in which we and our readers provide their favorite College Football experiences. Mostly, the best places to see a College Football Game. If you want to send us your favorite, e-mail Spencer at spencer09600@gmail.com. And the last point, I heard from a reliable source that a certain ghost from the past is coming back to MLJ full time starting Monday. Some of us miss him so much it has “ruined” their MLJ experience. I personally think he is overrated. But that’s just me. Either way, he is welcomed home with open arms.
Tonight, begins a four game stretch for the Mets and Brewers that will determine their postseason fates. The Phillies may join the party tomorrow but New York and Philly look like they are about to get slammed by a two day monster storm. That should provide all sorts of fucked up scenarios that may not be settled until November, where the winner will get annihilated by the Cubs. I am totally lost right now. Johan’s brilliance lifted me to new heights and last night’s awfulness has just sunk me into a day long blind rage. The Brewers are finally starting to step up but they are playing the Pirates. I don’t know what to do with myself, but most likely I will be sitting in front of the TV watching the Mets as I pack. Feel free to stop by and chat as we watch the following:
Mets/Cubs -Rich Harden is going 5 tonight. Pedro Martinez needs to channel a little bit of old school Petey to keep the Mets in this. I doubt that’s happening. I just hope the Mets don’t kill me. Oh, they are 1.5GB of the Phillies for the NL East and tied with the Brewers for the Wild Card.
Pirates/Brewers - Yovani Gallardo is attempting to be a savior for the Brew Crew after a 4 month break. I think this may be a bit desperate but it is the Pirates so what the hell. Zach Duke gets the loss for Pittsburgh.
White Sox/Twins - If this wasn’t on at the same time as the Mets impending collapse, I would be watching. The Twins are attempting to sweep the Sox and go a half game up. Fetch is puking as we speak because, as we learned the other night, Fetch gets extremely nervous before all big sporting events. They don’t have to involve his team either. Fascinating. If the Twins win, Ozzie Guillen and Tampa Bo will get together and murder people.
Padres/Dodgers – Jake Peavy will attempt to keep the champagne on ice as the Dodgers have a Magic Number of 1. Greg Maddux is pitching at home and against the Padres which will make him look like the Hall of Famer he is. Of course, this game is meaningless if the D-Bags lose to the Cardinals who are playing now. Check here to see if we bother watching. My guess is they pop the corks regardless after the game.




I would have preferred to see a post called:
Pringles Honey Mustard Chips: The Greatest Chip Ever Produced EvAR? (for a limited time only)
But this one was cool, too. Especially since you mentioned me and stuff.
gonzo!?!? he’s coming back!?
oh, it’s hef. that’s cool, I guess.
Gonzo won’t be back for awhile. There were complications with the ill-conceived Hef’s Chest Hair to Gonzo’s Head Transplant.
where has all the writing staff gone from this site?
@radio: We all write for The Big Lead now. Hence, the supreme degradation in quality of material over there the last few weeks.
thanks for making me feel lamer than i already did
i sir, am a has been….i used to be cool like all of you …but alas i am in my late thirties….
i would rather be a has been than a never was….thanks for thinking of me on my long boring weeekend
right here radio…. i’ll have something for you all for tomorrow.
Fuck you Fetch.
what about the lazy intern. at least he writes more here than his own site.
Can’t wait to find out who’s coming back. I hope it’s stigs, clown and fetch.
I just say a guy get his cock bit on cops. Dont do the crime…if you dont want your cock bit by a K-9.
where are the mets fans….poor bastards
lou gives everyone the night off….come on mets…
Caught this on ESPN and thought I should share: Awesome Catch
Mmm… me likey spicy tuna sushi.
damn it rek, i had that on tap for tomorrow morning.
SG-is that what you kids are calling it these days?
a-whoops….sorry sparty…good thing most of the SnF guys don’t read this one.
they lurk, i think RWH scares them.
it might be the clown pics too.
that’s so funny, because everyone says that the first time they see clowns avatar.
what up jerks…jerk of the month
How is MLJ getting new readers? Or are the new commenters just people from SnF?
hahaha….some of those clowns can be kinda scary for those not expecting them…I love the photoshops though.
SG–what new readers? me?
rek, i was hoping it was going to be the ball girl going up in the left field corner.
Office in T-minus 9 minutes.
um, you lost me stigs…please provide additional info…did I miss a ball girl video?
that is how new readers usually work, SG. referrals. i take care of my boyz here at MLJ.
rek…I completely understand why Ramon Martinez is playing tonight but does he have to bat 7th?
almost time for me to go lay down and have alone time with Erica Durance.
did you guys see the Amazing Ball Girl?
After last night’s game, I would’ve thought he’d be batting 2nd.
Well this season was fun..
haha…nice stigs…definitely didn’t see that one before.
stigs are you being a dick that shit was on TBL and its old.
Office is on Macoroni and cheese looked bomb
if by fun, you mean exciting…and by exciting, you mean rip your fucking heart out and stomp on it a few times and then jury-rig it back in you body to semi-function…a year after it’s already been done.
eerily quiet at shea
i haven’t been over at TBL tonight, is the bailout breakdown talk going on?
it’s not quite mikey…can’t you hear the boos??
no but hes going crazy over this whole bailout deal.
Haufpair!!!!
Mikey…its a monsoon and Ricardo Rincon shit on the Game…I am amazed people are still there
i do now…..not talking shit…but piniella gave them a shot…no cubs starters are in really
Tampa, i thought when Rek linked to a sweet catch he was sarcastically linking to that. If was funny cuz people killed TBL for posting it this late.
Seriously..he has to fucking relax with that shit..last I checked that guy wasn’t Alan fucking Greenspan…fucking Mets
TBL = The Big Liberal?
Diwight hit it.
right as i was pimping Haufpair, Steve Pearce jacked a home run.
YoGa is looking really good though. 7k’s through 3.1 innings.
Stigs yea I didnt see it when rek posted it CBH got in his ass.
mikey-he cannot decide on what teams to root for, let alone a party to vote for.
I should not have started..none of that shit on this site..sorry…Fucking Mets
Tampa, have you ever watched the original Office? That shit is way cooler.
That BBC bullshit. I hate anything British.
Even Keylee Hazell?
the Brits Tampa Bo? The French I understand, but the Brits ain’t that bad.
I dont even know who that is.
no way anyone hates Keeley!! or any of those WAGs for that matter.
TB, that shit is way funnier. Ricky Gervais is so much funnier than Steve Carrell.
http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/15820-3/keeley-hazell.jpg
Here she is
Tampa–I linked to a different catch…not the TBL one.
Keeley
click through. there is some good ones
And Here http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r201/tomcannon_2006/keeley_hazell_britain.jpg
http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0804/keeley-hazell-topless-nuts-02.jpg&info=Keeley%20Hazell%20Topless%20Pictures%20in%20Nuts%20Magazine
enjoy Tampa Bo.
btw-i hope no one is behind you when you click on that link/
Tampa’s already rubbing one out. guy can’t say thanks.
very nice…might need a break from commenting for a bit
i already did. what the hell is taking him so long?
fucking amatuers the Brewers are.
Holy tits I like her
more Keeley!!
Stigs its gonna take something more than that for me to rub one out.
stigs, since when did you start talking like Yoda?
ok after seeing the video I might be able to rub one out.
nothing doing for USC.
7-0 Beavers.
by the way “nothing doing” is an awesome college football call. doesn’t work in the NFL though.
like Yoda I talk since 8:17 CST
sparty, do you have that lil wayne link handy? or what post you posted it in?
i forgot, you guys are all wacking it.
Tampa, i see you got my Chris Rock reference. at least someone did.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3607474&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab3pos2
there ya go.
NVM sparty
5 comments in a row. i feel like mikey
i check UTL every morning to see when mikey goes on his half hour convo with himself. it is quite entertaining.
It is my favorite reading material over breakfast
yes Rock is my boy.
I just made chicken sutffed with blu cheese and bacon for me and my gf. That bitch just ate the blu cheese and bacon shes so goddamn picky I dont even know why I try. All I know is I better get a bj and get to splooge on her face.
Tampa…that right there sounds like romance
lmao Tampa. why would she pick out the chicken?
Chris Rock is the fucking man. He’s my second favorite comedian… behind Dane Cook.
love Chris Rock, but Carlin was always my man. Richard Pryor was damn funny too.
that is worth typing
laughing my ass off all the way out
wait I fucked up all she ate was the bacon she said she has never had blu cheese before and didnt like it.
When Dane Cook talks about doing a normal thing and then get really excited and moves his body in a weird way…that right there is as good as it gets…Richard Pryor ain’t got nothing on him
of course I am also partial to Eddie Izzard. August West is aware of the pure genius.
5-5 for hoffpauir…
These assclowns better do this to the fucking Brewers
@RWH-where you headed on biz?
I thought I didnt like Dane cook because I didnt get it because I am black. But after a consensus with you guys it turns out he really sucks and is not funny.
every thing black people hate about dane cook….white people hate worse
TB…you are in tampa right?
of course i’m kidding about liking Dane Cook. I really haven’t heard much from Pryor or Carlin. but what i have heard, they’re really really funny.
Tampa, my roommate and i cooked Chicken Cordon Bleu and Chicken Kiev tonight. i hate chicken kiev and he knows it but he ate the Cordon Bleu’s while i was in the shower. i put the other ones in a bad and set them in his room. fucking ass hole.
sparty–Eddie Izzard is quite hysterical.
sparty…Coronado resort in Disney Orlando…we do a trade show for our customers every year…it’s OK but I hate that it kills a weekend especially this one
mikey yea im in Tampa
stigs…Pryor..Live on Sunset…is a must watch..rent it
RWH wha sucks worse is $7.75 beers at disney resort…and if you call room service the max alcohol order is 2
roman… will do.
my paents still live in ocala….i grew up there (12-18)
stigs that sux better hit up the bell
mikey–that’s cheap for a beer if you’ve ever been to a baseball game.
It’s all on the company card..which is cool..that or I get my vendors to pay for me..we also top at a gas station on the way and get beers for the rooms..tomorrow night (weather permitting) Mets/Marlins in someones room..like 10 coworkers
You know whats funner than Pyors stand up? The fact that he set himself on fire trying to do freebase sorta like when people try to do shot on fire X5.
My thoughts on Ocala have been published here
@RWH-it is business, takes away the enjoyment of being there. bye week as well, the wife must be thrilled.
@Rek- it is smart humor, i love that shit.
There ya go Tampa Bo, another reason why not to hate the Brits too much. You need to see Dress To Kill. Once you get past the whole “drag thing” that he does strictly for his routine, you will find it one of the funniest things ever. not typical BBC humor.
that fucking sucked balls
nah, i had to eat fast cuz i wanted to hit the
juicegym before the Common/ Roots concert tonight. But we didn’t end up going.was that the guy with the shoes in his pants RWH?
Izzard is funny as hell…Tampa you may know him as the electronics expert in the Oceans movies
@ rek
i took my father in law to a giants game for his retirement
$775 for tickets…$335 for beer and wine
mikey huh?
mikey..did you take him to the Super Bowl or something?
your thoughts on Ocala…it was in a nothing to click here
or as Wayne Malloy/Doug Rich on the Riches. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0496343/
what the shit? 775 for tickets? you must have got those off ebay or some shit.
stigs-like water for chocolate is one of my favorite albums
mikey, that can’t be just you two. were you in the fancy bar or something? that’s like over 40 beers.
sit up close
we were 13 rows behind giants dugout
I won tickets to the giants.bucs playoff game last year I was on the Miller light Party deck. It was sweet.
it was me and my father in law…wife and mother in law
father in law drinking chardonnays me heinekens, my mother in law miller lite, my wife drank coke
tampa- Common is the bees knees. i wanted to go but my buddy bailed to go fishing with some chumps from his work. Lame. He comes to Milwaukee enough that i could miss it.
i think i had close to a beer an inning…it was cool …they played the mets actually….they pitched to bonds even…giants won
in 2004 though
holy fuck mikey…you went a lil crazy at that game.
oh, San Fran Baseball Giants. nevermind. i believe that, new stadiums are insane.
ok, everything has settled down here, smallville time.
i think heinekens were $8.50
that’s still crazy Mikey. were you guys in there way early? i’ve put down a beer an inning and it’s still like $70. ah well, i’m sure he’ll leave you a nice stack of that $35M
by here i meant home, but you don’t give a shit. lates.
mets trying to come back
Miller Park is not bad when it come to beer prices. 24 Oz. Miller Lites and MGD for $7.50. But Leinies are 20 oz for $6.50. that’s the way to go cuz it’s good beer.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What up, bitches!!! Time for Fantasy Hockey Draft #3 here!!
can he go out of the base path that much?
fuck fuck fuck nice tag asshole. why couldn’t they have called this game? how pissed would you have been Roman if they called the game? it would’ve been like the Fan.
STIGS..they can’t call it..this is only the beginning of the storm..next two days are worse
hawkeye–I hear that Crosby kid is pretty good.
Nah, I’m going all in on Roenick
Pick up Scott Stevens…he’s probably still really good in retirement…kinda wish I was doing one of those hockey leagues again.
Damn USC is getting beat.
OSU is TBL’s favorite team tonight. he took them to cover the 24.5.
they can call the game if it’s after 5 innings.
No chance OSU is going to beat the Gopher by 24.5
i’m talking about Oregon State and USC tonight.
OSU = Oregon St. tonite
ah. When I see OSU, I think a different team.
White sox are winning I hope they can pull though fucking assholes.
i hope Lou uses Aramis Ramirez. That guy comes up huge.
There’s a dude named Jacquizz on OSU…wtf?!?!
Aramis is a beast. hes the most clutch guy in baseball this year.
I am going to hunt Luis Aguayo down and kill him
man, Braun looks bad. so unfortunate.
YES!!!11!!!!1!!!!! Beltran comes thru against the replacement players!!!!
What happend to Braun
THE METS WIN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT IT IN THE BOOOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no idea Tampa Bo. he’s just slumping lately
Roman you can let the hostages go now.
This episode of Grey’s Anatomy is the tits. Anything else on at the same time that I’m missing out on? No? Kewl.
I actually recorded Grey’s to watch later…hoping it’s good.
not till we clinch
holy shit the mets won…
this oregon state lead will not last…but if it does…it will validate my pac 10 prediciton at SnF
That Dr. Lou segment on ESPN is retarded.
roman–I might have some extra room for some of those hostages if you need it.
Dr. Lou is retarded
congrats on the temporary relief from insanity roman
yesssh
/marv albert
got sox and tins on game cast and brewers on mlb.tv
1…2…3… Bad Ass!
rex…who is your team?
sweet twins tied it up
wheres fetch?
WOOHOOO!!!! Go Twins!!!
Lifelong Indians fan. (except for their racist wahoo logo. racism is bad.)
Fuck you Fetch
but the 1..2..3 had nothing to do with mowin’ ‘em down in order. It was from It’s Always Sunny.
racism is bad mmmkay….so dont be racist cause racism is bad…mmmkay
not watching yet Rex… but how were they?
anyone watching the brewers?
1st and 2nd 1 out….cameron at bat
Roman My hostages are going to die
talking to my dad on the phone:
“weeks needs to steal third here.”
i’m watching Mikey. how a manager, be it interim, can put Cameron and Bill Hall 1 and 2 in the lineup is beyond me.
kill bill hall
coming soon to a theater in milwaukee
bases loaded, 2 outs, Braun is up. Great time to bust out of the slump
well i fbaunie doesnt gag it up here i may actually respect him a little
The only time Bill Hall is good is on Breast Cancer sunday
i’ll take a walk off walk
Fucking Pirates..Let’s Go
0-4…hes due….numbers on his side
Tampa, that is true. Give him a pink bat every day.
walk him in?
YOOOOOOOOOYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh bloody hell
wow….nice time to break out braun
is that back to back walk off games?
Braun must have heard you talking about his slump.
OK…Still a game back of Philly…I am not loving your team Stigs..but I am willing to go with you to the Playoffs..and dust Philly…
oh man that is sweet. unbelievable time for that. i can stop biting my nails now.
i just want in. doesn’t matter who else gets in to me.
Tits McGee interviewing Braun…Does this give you more confidence?
Bruan staring at Tits…Confidence? I will never need more confidence trust me….then he whipped his cock out
trust me…I am not welcoming you to the party…
Tits McGee – Trenni Kusnierek in case anyone was wondering.
That was hilarious. Braun is one cocky, confident dude. it’s good though. no need for players to revel in their slumps.
brauns two caterpillars under his lid always annoy me
Roman – did that Cub rook hit for the cycle tonight? I was at the bar and couldn’t tell.
Gallardo was awesome tonight. good to see him back for at least one start. hopefully he’ll stay locked in. that kids a gamer.
No..he was 5 for 5 though..
it looks like Trenni is rocking some Herp on her lip. wonder if she hooked up with Hardy.
If I am Lou, that is a bat I bring with me off the Bench..big time power
no triple
2 hr, 2 sing. 1 2b
gotcha. fuck usc the first half. def not covering 19 right now
WOW
What a fucking night in baseball…4 teams in contention..3 walk off wins
wow….sox pulling a mets
not being a dick…but glad we are already in…i couldnt tkae this shit
Fuck you Fetch!
Congrats Fetch
This is just insane…and I am very very happy to see Carlos Gomez playing the way he has the past few days..good kid..great talent..I want him to be good
anyone else awake to see usc getting ready to lose?