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Howdy, ya’ll! Clown here ready to regale you with glorious tales of…nothing. Seriously, I’ve got nothing. I was gonna tell you about how I went to the Y last night and I ran on the treadmill, lifted weights and then did some core work including planks, side planks and leg raises. However, I knew you were going to make fun of me because I’m a fatass. Look, I’m trying to lose weight. I would try to go the Medifast route, but I’m Mexican and drinking shakes and eating cardboard heat-em-ups just doesn’t jibe with my culture.
I could tell you about how my daughter doesn’t have a decent sleeping schedule and refuses to go to sleep until Wow! Wow! Wubzzy! comes on. Please note: this show doesn’t come on until 11:00 pm American Heartland Time. Anyway, you don’t care about that either.
I also thought about telling you a story of when I took a dump in the river during a retreat my senior year in high school, but I can’t remember all of the details right now. I’m sure I’ll tell you about it someday, but I’ll give you the moral of the story right now: Don’t trust Caucasian-made breakfast tacos.
In conclusion, I’ve got nothing. You can expect more of the same tomorrow, because today after work all I’m doing is going to my sister’s volleyball game, and maybe getting in some gym time. Don’t get too excited.
Here are the links that you’ve always wanted:
* Reggie Bush is a cheater and I hope he gets his Heisman taken away and it is given to the runner-up from that year. That said, he is doing some good things for the city of New Orleans. (via Football Outsiders)
* Fetch got all kinds of excited when he found that this set was released. It features the National, Junior National, and Youth teams! A word of advice for when Fetch is yanking it to these cards: don’t forget to put a sock on your doorknob, lest anyone barge into your dorm.
* Oliver Stone’s cousin sends Boys Will Be Boys author a batshit crazy well thought out conspiracy theory regarding the Herschel Walker trade.
* Warn all the old and/or computer-illiterate people in your lives: Don’t fall for this scam!
* Getting to know Frankie Smith and the Double Dutch Bus. (Free download!)
* Dan Lozo chronicles the past year of the Mets through the eyes of our own RomanWarHelmet.
I know no one reads this, but does anyone have anything to send me? seriously, I like email. I even read that spam that comes in all chinese letters. For the love of Jeezus send me something: majorleagueclown at gmail
Filed under: Nothing to Click Here
Clown, let me introduce you to my friend Tivo. That way Wow Wow Wubbzy is always on. Kinda like Go Diego Go! at my house.
no more diego and dora!!! or you can use On Demand, Clown. but right now that big thing in our house is Little Einsteins. pat pat pat pat, rocket needs more power!!!
Abdur-Rahim was a fantasy monster for a couple years there.
@clown - you guys need to get somebody to check the general email box. I nominate stigs since he doesn’t do anything else. I’ve beem emailing link with the subject “ATTN: There’s Nothing to Click Here”. Here was today’s link I sent you. It involves a well thought out perpective from a Florida fan and a Tennessee fan regarding the UT vs. UF game last weekend. It’s literary gold.
why is my comment awaiting moderation?
I try to give you a linky and you “moderate” me!?
miz, they may be tired of our spamming.
Fixed. I think because there was more than one link, mizer.
It’s in tomorrow’s rough draft.
did you get a reprimand, sparty? I got reprimanded by Hef one time and it led to a letter being placed in my file. it was not a good day.
wow…fantastic article on the herschel walker conspiracy
i have received several verbals from stigs.
sparty
verbals are one thing…when you start receiving orals…thats a whole different thing entirely
screw that…im never having kids.
“but who will be your gravy train, spencer”
great point…better be a boy.
i am totally going to re-link that Walker conspiracy theory. fascinating.
3-0 TBL1 league, bitches!
shouldn’t that league be called MLJ?
Probably so, sparty.
i took down TBL last night.
Nice. Isn’t it your site that keeps tabs on the blogger league standings?
yeah, i got like zero sleep last night. rough night for the kid. i didn’t have the focus to go through all the stats. I will update it before the week is out. CRM is 3-0.
Testes, 1, 2, 3
oh, and i believe SportsGal is 0-3
hey!!! welcome cbh.
how can my comment at 3:18 go unnoticed?
i thought it was brilliant…is this some sort of retaliation for not commenting at anyones website yesterday…or are you guys just boycotting cubs fans under Hef’s direction?
Success!!!!1!1!
Thanks sparty, this could become a very bad thing, I am already distracted enough by TBL.
fishing for compliments is very unbecoming, mikey.
I think I might have won in either the MLJ league or the TBL league.
not fishing…its called “investigative journalism”
Can I get a blue jew star? I want to be better than sportgal.
@cbh - add MLJ and S&F to your TBL and you’ll never get anything done during business hours.
Did Abdur Rahim ever make the playoffs? He was the Takeo Spikes of the NBA.
please take all JS compaints and/or requests to stigs, aka benji.
fishing for jew stars is very unbecoming, cbh
Fuck CBH finally made it…there goes the neighborhood
i guess we should we change the commenting feature? i mean, we steal as much as possible from you. we are the carlos mencia of blogging.
mikey is the biggest JS slut there is, pay him no mind.
Did you guys see that Jason wants to advertise? I think TBL and MLJ might be merging soon, like WWE and WCW.
/Gonzo will understand, does he still work here?
Gonzo is dead again. WWE bought WCW, get it right! most poorly handled storyline in history. they should have played of the kayfabe and the invasion angle would have gone smoothly. i use to watch it, a lot.
of=off
That is when they lost me too sparty…They completely fucked that up and I can’t for the life of me figure out how they have three different shows with a whole different group of guys on each.
couple things: i haven’t updated the Jew Star page in a while. a few “authors” abused their powers. CBH, i will add your name (along with Guru and Hazel Mae) to it if i get bored.
secondly, is that Jason on the contact us page TBL? i don’t think it is. the guy didn’t leave any contact info.
thirdly, Sparty, someone had your avatar as a poster on College Game Day on Saturday. Did you catch that?
It’s not as good as it used to be, but I have watched since I was 6, I still watch RAW and Smackdown on DVR, never ECW.
Sportsgal’s head is probably exploding.
someone is channeling their inner-Dave Meltzer
@stigs-i did not see that. i want royalties!
@clown-i could take down Gonzo and Imig when it comes to old wrestling knowledge. at least as far as WWE and WCW is concerned.
would you take them down with a figure four…or the cross face crippler?
I’d be partial to the Sharpshooter.
I know it “technically” sucks, but for my money nothing gets better than the Rock Bottom followed by the People’s Elbow.
I miss The Rock
best move ever: Sweet Chin Music.
clown…I agree..Mick Foley said in this book..that and Hogan’s leg drop are the two worst finishing moves in Wrestling but because the performers are so good they could sell anything.