This Is What MMA Should Be

This fight scene has everything: ripped clothes, disfigurement, a chick in an arm sling.  I know this isn’t a new movie but I stumbled upon it recently and it knocked my socks on my ass.


h/t Buzzfeed

26 Responses to “This Is What MMA Should Be”

  1. What movie is it?

    /Can’t see videos.

  2. Surprised you didn’t add a “/CRM” tag.

  3. …or a “/mizerle06″ tag

  4. drunken master 2 is still better

  5. “What’s Up Tiger Lilly?” is a great kung fu movie.

  6. Jean Claude doing the splits on the chairs was the greatest scene ever.

    /strahan’d

  7. nomo…was that Kickboxer, Bloodsport, The Quest or Lionheart?

    oh, it was all of them?

    Jean Claude needs some Van Damme acting lessons.

    i’ll be here all week.

  8. Si.

  9. Spence, are you praying for an epic Michelle Wie choke job?

  10. Nomo…no, im rooting for her. she may be a total douchegash, but i blame that on the fact that her parents are nothing but pure evil and should be shot for what they did to her. im rooting for her to rock, tho i only wish she couldve wiped the floor with that cunt Annika.

    ive said this numerous times but…forget tiger, vijay, sergio, etc. if i could steal one swing from any pro golfer, it’d be Wie’s.

    i truly believe she, one day, will be able to compete, and make the cut in a men’s tourney.

  11. What tourney is Wie playing in?

  12. LPGA Q School…

    she needed to go this route. if she kept on accepting sponsor’s exemptions without doing jack shit, she’d be crucified by the other LPGA pros (at least the ones that can speak English…HI-YO…South Koreans…I’m looking at you).

    regardless…if she gets rid of her parents (hard, I know), and gets people around her who actually give a shit about her instead of just loving the money, she would absolutely destroy the LPGA. we’re talking about sweeping a season or something…there’s NOBODY like her. it’d be like a dude playing on the LPGA.

  13. Timecop is not only the Best VanDamme movie..it is top 5 all time

    1.Citizen Kane
    2. Casablanca
    3. The Godfather
    4 Timecop
    5. Goodfellas

  14. mma to ladies golf, now that my friend is meandering.

  15. Street Fighter > Timecop

  16. mma to ladies golf, now that my friend is meandering… to Van Damme movies.

    spencer, did you read John Feinstein’s book “Legend’s of Q School” or whatever it was called. i read a few chapters. it was really good but i never got more time to finish it.

  17. stigs…yea, ive read it. it’s a great detail on how pressure packed something like that can be.

    there’s a story of a guy, in the final stage of Q school, just about to get his card, but he signed for a WORSE score, got DQ’ed and in subsequent tries, never made it happen.

    Q school is fucked up…

  18. This is what MMA used to be in the 80s

  19. Roman, only one prob with your list. Gotta swap Godfather with Timecop because of the way it stereotyped Italian-Americans. Timecop in no way offended any of us time-traveling cops.

  20. Anyone have anything for me to write about for NTCH? Daddy needs a spark.

  21. nomo…write about someplace warm, someplace like Aspen.

  22. @Rexy - check the email, brah.

  23. Nah, the French are assholes, Spence.

  24. Rex, you should write about how stressful your job is and how it really sucks the big one.

  25. Movie was Undefeatable, one of the worst yet best movies of all time. Like so bad you need to watch it. This fight scene is like the climax of a bad fuck, it was painful to get to but a relief to finish.

  26. Godfrey Ho created this, and his Wiki says it all

    “He is best known for his Ninja films, a series of 1980s martial arts films made with a cut-and-paste technique. Ho would film footage for one film, and then edit and splice the shots together in a different order, often adding in footage from other films, and then dubbing over the result to create an (almost) coherent finished product. “

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