As everyone knows, Ken Griffey, Jr. was traded to the Chicago White Sox yesterday. My in-depth thoughts on the deal will come next week, but I wonder what ESPN Sportsnation thinks about the trade? Is Griffey enough to get the White Sox over the hump? [Checks poll to right.] Griffey can’t even get on a poll that includes Rich “Probably Make Two More Starts Before My Shoulder Falls Off” Harden (that’s a long nickname)!?!? That’s how far he has fallen. He is a terrible, terrible player that will only make Chicago worse. Thank you very much, Mr. Ken Williams. The two players you gave us are probably dog shit, but all else equal, I’d prefer cheap dog shit over $16.5M dog shit.

Onto tonight’s slate of games:

Pittsburgh 3 – Cubs 0: Former Indian Jason Michaels homered to beat Chicago. Suck it, Cubs fans.

Angels @ Yanks: Sidney Ponson is pitching tonight for a Major League Baseball team fighting for a playoff spot. Drink that in, Yankees fans.

Tigers @ Rays: Overpaid mediocrity takes on the gritty newcomers. Color me excited.

Reds @ Nats: On his quest for 75 homers, the Adam Dunn Express makes a stop in the Nation’s capital. Thank you, Walt, for not trading Dunn. It almost makes up for signing Corey Patterson.

ChiSox @ Royals: Tune in, if only to see if Griffey starts in center field. If he does, hilarity will ensue.

Phillies @ Cards: Two MVP candidates square off tonight. Pujols vs. Utley. Pujols has been a much better hitter, and he’s the best fielding 1B, but he probably missed too many games to overtake Utley. At least a DESERVING Phil will win this year.

Douchebacks @ Dodgers: Game 1 of the Manny Experiment begins tonight. The Dodgers are my World Series pick, so I have a rooting interest here. Andohbytheway, Ned Colleti is a fucking retard.

Enjoy your weekend!

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