Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man… a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha. –Charlie
Thursday, September 18th, 10pm, just 5 short days after The Ohio State Buckeyes have knocked the Trojans down a notch or two, the gang is back. That’s right, “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” makes it’s triumphant return. If you haven’t seen it, give it a watch over at Hulu.com. By all means, give it a couple of episodes before bailing out. It’s well worth the agony that is Charlie, Mac, Dennis, Dee, and Frank. Oh, and these guys:
The McPoyle Brothers. These freaks might be the greatest television characters invented since Charlie of this very same show. They bring it all… showering together, incestuous relationships, tighty whiteys, and some kick ass robes. This is why we Jerks tend to enjoy the show. It’s just like a typical day at MLJ Headquarters.
But, getting back to Charlie, he carries the show. He’s grossly illiterate, loves to huff paint, inexplicably likes to ask “What’s the vig on that action?” when betting is discussed, and can write a song like no other. How can one go wrong with his anthemic “Night Man”? Well, apparently lots of ways…
Night Man:
Every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms you pin me down and i try to fight you you come inside me you fill me up and i become the night man
Just two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it’s just right
It’s just two men sharing each other
It’s just two men like loving brothers
One on top, and one on bottom
One inside, and one is out
One is screaming he’s so happy
The other’s screaming a passionate shout
It’s the Night Man
The feeling so wrong it’s right man
the feeling so wrong…
I can’t fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down your strong hands and I’ll become the Night….the passionate, passionate Night Man.
They took you Night Man
and you don’t belong to them
They left me in a world of darkness
without your sexy hands
and I miss you Night Man
so bad.
Need a shower after that one? No? Good.
There’s Nothing to Click Here: It’s Always Sunny Edition and 1 Measly Baseball Link
10 Reasons You Should be Watching It’s Alway Sunny in Philadelphia:
1. The show is just wrong… All you need to know about “the gang” who owns Paddy’s Irish bar in Philadelphia is that they’re always thinking of themselves. They attend an abortion rally or pretend to be crippled to get dates; they’re upset when they hear former classmates were molested by their old gym teacher and they weren’t.
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From the BuddyTV Fall Preview:
Mostly, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia makes you laugh. If you haven’t discovered the series yet, no worries. Season 4 starts next month, and F/X has ordered 39 additional episodes. You have all the time in the world.
39 more? Booyah.
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And now, for some Night Man…
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God, did I ever fucking phone this one in… I even teased you on a baseball link and didn’t even take the time to include one. Will this suffice? My apologies. Next week, I come back RexKramerExtraStrengthPosterMan.
“One Man Shot to Death, Two Others Wounded in Separate Incidents”
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I am trying to get an interview with a cast member of Always Sunny. Wish me luck.
/Sincere
its on my calendar. i can’t wait.
@gonzo: i hope its DeVito. Or Anne Archer. Get her number for Rex. ah, fuck it. he’s probably hit that already.
Who is Anne Archer? Is that Mac’s mother?
shoulda wrote about pot.
Dennis and Dee’s mother. Frank’s wife the whooooarrrr
Yeah, who needs TV shows when there’s the sticky green stuff?
I couldn’t feel more hungover today.
Out of all the jerks here, who would be voted most likely to bang a tranny?
my vote is Stigs
was there ever confirmation Mac banged her?
and i’m very insulted by your vote.
probably fetch… He’s young and will do anything to fit in.
gonzo, did you think the waitress was hot?
Mac showed up at the bar with scratches on his neck in the episode “Mac is a Seriel Killer”. That’s all the proof I need.
/my favorite episode
She is absolutely hot. Much hotter before she dyed her hair blonde. Did you know she is Charlie’s real life wife?
speaking of fetch, there is some Charlie Work for him to do while the Intern is on vacation.
i googled pictures of her and found a couple with her and Charlie so i kinda thought they were an item. i saw somewhere Mac and Sweet Dee are engaged.
Congratulations. You have officially lost any and all credibility in criticizing anybody else’s posts. So you have that going for you…which is nice.
Charlie: You know what dude, hear me out for a second okay. Now technically, that stain did appear to me. Also I am familiar with carpentry and I don’t know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don’t know, I could be, I’m not ruling it out.
Damn great show, this quote alone isn’t too funny but Charlie makes it hilarious.
I agree Dan. I can picture his whiny voice speak it. Brilliant.
Hef, who are you speaking of with that comment?
One of the funniest shows on tv. Love Charlie’s written “lyrics” for Night Man. Just looking at the picture makes me want to fall out of my chair laughing.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/allthingsjennifer/1555716025/
Stigs: RexKramerPostPhonerInner.
guru, you’re a master of karate, and friendship for everyone.
You go with God, he’ll give ya shoes!
Also, this should be our new alternate national anthem:
I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass, gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, I’m gonna drive a big truck, I’m gonna rule this world, I’m gonna kick some ass, I’m gonna rise up, I’m gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE.
/excuse, me i must go find a flag now.
This music sounds like Whales raping each other!
/my favorite line of the series
Dee: Oh, you are being ridiculous. He’s a professional football player.
Mac: No, look, I’m not talking about killing the guy. I’m just talking about going up there with a group of dudes and intimidate him, maybe break his arm.
Dee: You can’t break Tom Brady’s arm.
Mac: Oh, yes, I can! No more Super Bowls for that pretty boy.