OK…I wanna see something.
I want to see how shitty a move I can make without getting stoned to death on the streets of Boston.
What could I possibly do that would get these people to think I’m anything but “FACKIN’ SMAHT?” Hmm…what would Dowd do?
I mean, I spent $51 million to talk to a Japanese guy’s translator, and people seemed to think it was cool, and even when he stunk up the joint, people didn’t seem to mind. Hell, I even signed Julio Lugo and nobody called for my head. Even when I outbid myself to sign JD Drew, I was relatively safe.
Hold on…I think I got it.
I’m gonna see if the Marlins want me to pay for them to have Manny for 2 months and get into the playoffs AND give them a few prospects so we can facilitate something to get an undescript Canadian playing for the league’s worst organization who’s hitting .213 with runners in scoring position. Hell, we don’t need Manny, why would we? It’s not like he’s good or anything.
Make the call, peon.
What do you mean they want $2 million more? You can’t be fucking serious. I’m basically GIVING them the best RH hitter since Ted Williams AND paying his salary, and those greedy bitches want MORE? Fuck…this is why we don’t deal with poor people…fuck them
I just HAVE to have this Canadian guy tho…and I really want to get rid of Manny for a nickel on the dollar.
Dodgers? Let’s do this.
Hah, bitches, I still have my job.
Seriously people…get ready for a whole day of this kinda shit unless the other assholes who write here start gettin’ some shit going. And, yes, this took me all of 2 minutes and 49 seconds to write, I timed myself, but hey, we needed something for 10.
Ted Williams wasn’t right handed.
the whole post is about theo epstein being an idiot…it’s not funny when i have to spell it out god damnit.
I am just glad we have words and pictures up at 10..good work spence
I’m leaving for Mexico in three hours. You’re all invited. But I’m a little inebriated still from a film festival/party I was at last night. Who wants more words on why Theo Epstein can go fuck himself?
Who wants more words on why Theo Epstein can go fuck himself?
im sure i could stretch that out into 1,500 words for the 2pm slot. hell, i wrote 2,200 on the NFC South, Epstein self-fuck should be a piece of cake.
I could go on for days about Red Sox arrogance…this is the type of move they made before 2004…It will set them back
TBL just put up a Theo piece and was subsequently pwned by Spencer.
MLJ >> TBL
/truth
The most logical explanation for what went down came from a couple of local NY sports talk guys (my personal favorites) yesterday. “No matter who you are, you can’t mess with the boss.” This guy basically went out of his way ‘this time’ to go at management and apparently he went after John Henry (I haven’t read those quotes).
When the Marlins deal fell through (and I would love to hear the real story there as all sides seemed to blame one another—there’s no way that deal fell apart over 2M bucks), they immediately went to the Dodgers and took the deal that they could get. He was gone to play for spence’s rec league if he offered a bag of baseballs.
And this smacks of arrogance on the part of the Sox. “Watch, we’ll win another WS without you bc we’re the Sox”. Ummm, no you won’t.
As a side note, from what I have read, Hef’s life sounds fun and I would like to be Hef for a week (I think that I might have been Hef 10 years ago).
That is all.
As a follow up, I truly enjoyed Steve Phillips calling the Mets ‘trade deadline losers’ yesterday after he lauded his own waiver wire prowess. What a fucking dick bag.
About 75% of the team’s own fans will tell you (I am not Matt Cerrone of MetsBlog) that the Mets did the right thing in not overpaying and waiting until August when holes can be filled more cheaply and, in the Mets’ case, perhaps filled from within the organization itself.
I always liked the silver fox (not for his intelligence, but bc he seemed like an affable guy), now I kind of hope he dies of dysentery.
Phillips is a douchebag…plain and simple…Phillips is the type of guy who would give up his two best propects for Raul Ibanez…lick balls Stevie Boy…have fun smelling John Kruk’s Taint
I am starting to wonder if the AL wildcard is going to come out of the AL Central now. The Rays should win the AL East and subsequently knock both the Yanks and Sawx from the playoffs. This is a beautiful world we live in.
yea, phillips is a fucking moron.
that may be the most nausea-inducing statement I’ve read lately
What does the trade deadline have to do with the Mets being losers?
I like Steve Phillips he reminds me of a gray haired Alan Thicke
CRM, probably about as much as it has to do with you being a loser………..
I have to commend the work of CRM and cortes…If it wasn’t for their awfulness I would barely care about the Marlins…thanks for making a rivalry happen (between 4 people)
roman…my hate ffor the marlins is pretty heated. they stole the Tribe’s WS in 1997.
fuck rob nen.
The move was dumb, but citing batting average with runners in scoring position is even dumber.