Well, I’m late, but no need to fear, I’m a badass.
See, there’s a reason I forgot about this shit, actually, more than one reason. First, I was incredibly salty from last night. What happened last night? Easy, the fucking Indians won. See, I’m really sick and tired of getting roped in with these little 4 game winning streaks only to get shafted a few days later because they really suck. False promise blows nuts, and I’m sick and tired of it. Watch…the Tribe is actually going to start playing well with all the youngsters producing only to still finish behind the FUCKING Royals, all the while fucking over their chances at a really high draft pick. That’s all I want…Cleveland, the city of Draft Picks.
Oh, that and I overslept.
Anyways, onto last night’s games.
Pirates 7 Mets 5: Why didn’t Tatis come through yesterday? Why is Heilman still pitching for this team? I thought Billy Wagner was on the DL but I couldn’t get on TBL for a stretch yesterday. The Mets lead to questions and questions confuse me. SPENCER SMASH. Oh and fuck the Pirates, who really gives a shit about them anyways?
Washington 1, Milwaukee 7: The Brewers are pimp again…actually, they’re not pimp, they’re fucking two faced bitches who steal awesome pitchers and then go through stretches of massive suck only to rebound. I hate Jekyll and Hyde teams. Oh, and fuck Ryan Braun. I need caffeine. Corey Hart is gay.
Toronto 7, Detroit 2: Man, that Detroit offense sure is scary…money well spent! And did I mention Michigan sucks? Verlander was tagged for all sorts of bullshit because, frankly, he looks like a cavalier swordfighter. And cavalier swordfighters are gay, well, maybe not gay, but they sure as hell don’t give up homers to Rod Fuckin’ Barajas.
Fetch’s Game of the Night: The Shitty Twins shut out the Yankees…I’m sorry, I’m not doing shit for recaps because last night’s games sucked ass. There was nothing good or interesting other than the Mets collapse, and frankly, talking about the Twins makes me wanna hurl. Hey, the AL Central race actually looks interesting…like a couple of assholes arguing about who is more obnoxious. I give the upper hand to the White Sox just because they’re the dirtiest bunch of pirate-fuckers I’ve ever seen in one dugout, but I really can’t forget about the Twins who stock their roster with guys they found outside the Salvation Army. It’s one HELLUVA race.
Yea, this was totally halfassed, but it was only 18 minutes late, so I got that going for me.
bravo for the picture.
how long is Hef going to put up with this? first clown mails it in yesterday, now spencer gives a big middle finger to Quality Start…
sparty…i couldve written about golf. that woulda been a middle finger.
As long as Hef is doing blow with Mexican hookers we can do what we please
I’d like to thank the Phillies and Marlins for not winning… it made yesterday slightly more palatable…like instead of getting vomit on a plate with a giant turd in the middle…it was only like a bowl of vomit with a medium turd
the lack of life in the Yankees is friggin pissing me off. no bounce to their step. almost like they have given up. they should be forced to watch the LLWS.
sparty…when everyone is making 20 million dollars, where is the motivation…that and you have no pitching..which was not the problem last night but has been the problem for the most part
Spence: It was 7-11 and not the Salvation Army.
How can you call the Twins assholes? The White Sox? Yes. The Tigers? Yes. The Royals? Maybe. The Indians? Wait, the Indians are still in the division? I don’t usually read that far down in the standings so forgive my ignorance.
I making T-Shirts that read “My Victorino is Kosher.”
how can i call the twins assholes? easy, they play in a stadium that has a swastika on the roof.
Well not everyone can play in “the jake”
/still on chapter 3 of “wicked comebacks” book
@Roman–I was sick to my stomach yesterday by the end of the 7th inning. The loss was already written in stone when we didn’t push the run across after Wright’s lead off double prior to the most recent meltdown.
This 8 game stretch is the Mets’ opportunity to retake the lead in the division as Philly bumbles out west. Instead, they’ll go 4-4 vs shit teams, blow 3 leads late and talk about “still being in it”.
Fuck this team–it’s like watching Sept ‘07 every single game (early lead, ho-hum for a few innings and then a spectacular bed-shitting).
Get your season tickets now to get priority for CitiField in 2009! Fuck that commercial too.
I have had enough of Veilman, Shitenweis, Felatio, Blow Smith, Duaner Suckchez and the Alpaca Farmer…why has Kunz been used sparingly? I am leaning towards putting Maine in the Bullpen to save his arm…but that is fucking drastic I don’t know Neise in the rotation or pen? Robert Parnell..anything except this cast of shitheads
I think that Manuel was just despondent (he sounded like someone killed his dog yesterday). Maine will remain a starter.
How can you use Maine in the late innings when he goes 3-2 on everyone?
Guru..only because of the nature of the injury…At 2:15 my thoughts on the Met bullpen go up…be there