Things I would do to be as good as Tiger Woods at golf…
- Kill a baby
- Kill TWO babies
- Kill a puppy
- Kill a kitty
- Basically anything that involves killing something for my own benefit.
Yes, Tiger Woods is perhaps the greatest human being walking the earth, behind only myself of course. Blah blah blah…billionaire, philanthopist, best golfer the world has ever seen, smokin’ hot wife, cool dude, smart…we’ve heard it all. But in the golfing community, the Tigerbole tends to get a little out of control, especially among the golf coveing mainstream media. And, while this is funny, it’s getting a little ridiculous…but then again…
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And cut me some slack…I have four more weeks of golf…then one week of the Ryder Cup. Indulge me.
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Yay, another deity for me not to believe in.
Hef, ever hear the one with Moses, David and Jesus playing golf together?
Nope…but I love Jew jokes so continue.
Jesus, Moses and King David are playing golf, and Jesus is having a terrible day, but insists on playing the ball out of the woods, out of the sand trap, over and over, always saying the same thing “Tiger Woods plays them where they lay, I play them where they lay” Finally he knocks a ball into the water. David tries to talk him out of it playing it, but Jesus repeats, “Tiger Woods plays them where they lay, I play them where they lay” He walks out on the water, looking for the ball. A fellow walks up to Moses and points and says “Hey look at that guy! Walking on water… Who does he think he is… Jesus Christ?” Moses sighs and says “No… He Thinks he’s Tiger Woods”
not the funniest. but the video made me think of it.