And so it begins, the most controversial section which I’ve been looking forward to writing for the last month. Let the debate begin with gusto, as any of these teams has more than a great shot at winning the whole enchilada. In fact, I’d go as far as saying that these four teams are so far ahead of the rest of college football that this might as well be a Final Four as there will be two games, pitting two of the teams against each other in what will most likely be the most hyped meetings all year, and maybe, of the last decade.
I can’t remember a single year where there was such a fortuitous scheduling for college football teams, and the winner of each of the two games will probably meet in for the National Championship. It’s classic, baby…two conference rivals playing at the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party and the ultimate, classic Rose Bowl matchup between the best Big Televen and Pac-10 teams in their conference’s histories.
So rather than look at each team individually like I did in the previous sections, I’m going to look at these two games, as nothing else really matters. The loser of Florida and Georgia will not get a chance to win the SEC and the loser of OSU/USC will not get a nod over the winner provided they, as expected, finish with nearly identical records. It truly is a PLAYOFF, so here we go…dear fucking God am I excited.
Georgia vs. Florida (in Jacksonville): These two teams are the cream of the SEC crop, which as any decent Southerner will tell you, is the best crop in the land because of their…ahem…let me clear my throat to get this as accurate as possible…ESSSSSSSSSSSS-EEEEEEEEEEEEE-SEEEEEEEEEEE SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!11!!!!!!!11!!one!!
So let me start this off with a quick question…why is Georgia considered an elite team? If anything, they mirror the 2006 Ohio State team that was destroyed by Florida in the National Championship, a team that, coming off of a STRONG BCS performance against a team that simply didn’t belong, rode the hype machine to make the public believe they were invincible. I definitely fell into the hype trap, but the fact remains, OSU’s evisceration of Notre Dame in the Fiesta Bowl largely fueled said hype machine, and it was painful. Likewise, Georgia destroyed Hawaii in the Sugar Bowl…Hawaii, a team who’s OL was outweighed by Georgia’s LB’s and stood absolutely no chance whatsoever, especially considering it was an essential home game for the Bulldogs.
Looking at the team, are they really that strong? They have a pretty good OL, great RB’s, decent WR’s and a QB who was hyped out the ass, but barely completed more than half of his passes last year. How good is their defense? Nobody really knows as they had wide open lanes straight into Colt Brennan’s chops the entire game, and frankly, we have no idea how’ll they’ll shape up against a much improved Florida team.
Florida, on the other hand, has the best player in the entire nation, and a dude who can rightfully claim to be one of the best players in college football history. Tim Tebow is a force who’s pretty unstoppable, regardless of the caliber of defense you throw at him. Percy Harvin is an insane target and the Gators are loaded on offense. The defense, at least in the secondary is a little suspect, but really, they should be much improved over last year.
Regardless my feelings about Georgia, they are a GREAT team, and Moreno is a great talent, so at least to me, they are about as evenly matched as it gets, and if you don’t watch this game, you really don’t care about college football because it’s going to be insane, with the crowd getting absolutely nuts all throughout the weekend, like always. Plus, there’s the added bonus of Urban Meyer’s seething hatred of the bullshit move that Mark Richt pulled last year, sending his entire team out to celebrate a TD during last year’s Cocktail Party…this game is going to be intense.
Prediction: Florida wins this by two scores, but the game is hotly contested until the final whistle. Florida moves into position to take the SEC crown and get a free pass to the National Championship game, even with two losses, because either USC or OSU will not have the benefit of the brutal SEC schedule to propel them into a rematch of the game I’ll discuss next.
Ohio State vs. USC (in Los Angeles): This is the game that has my undivided attention, and has ever since Ohio State’s drubbing at the hands of LSU in January. Regardless of how much you hate, and you probably hate them a shit-ton, Ohio State, you must admit they have an absolutely LOADED team, perhaps the most talented roster in the nation. Last year was a rebuilding year, and Ohio State was fortunate(?) to even make it to the NC game, considering their only position with more than one senior on the two-deep roster was at FULLBACK, by all accounts, this was the target year. Beanie Wells is the best individual running back in college football, and if you saw the .gif from yesterday’s post, you know how fucking beastmode he truly is. The defense has two of the best linebackers in the country in Lil’ Animal and Marcus Freeman and a stacked line and secondary, to boot.
USC on the other hand…well, a decade worth of top 5 recruiting classes tends to turn a team into an NFL breeding ground, and their defense, shit, gives me nightmares. Rey Mala…Mala…fuck it, Rey is the scariest defender in college football, and Brian Cushing, Taylor Mays and Everson Griffen round out a defense that will all be HIGH first round draft picks when they decide to declare. Just thinking of Rey and Beanie colliding makes me drool in anticipation…fucking A, this game is going to be sick.
The difference between the teams? USC’s offense is a LITTLE suspect…Mark Sanchez really isn’t that great, no matter what ESPN tries to tell you and the offensive line, while talented, is inexperienced. USC’s WR’s are unproven, yet, also, fucking talented, and who knows what to make out of their RB’s considering none of them could stay healthy last year. Ohio State has question marks at QB as well, as Boeckman was pretty pedestrian towards the end of the year and, outside of the two Brians, Hartline and Robiskie, there isn’t a proven third WR seeing as Ray Small has found his way into Senator Tressel’s doghouse.
Speaking of Tressel, the coaching matchup here is legend. Tressel versus Carroll. Midwestern values versus California cool…shit, September 13 cannot come fast enough.
Prediction: On good days, I think OSU wins by a single score. On bad days, I think OSU just can’t handle the long trip and loses a heartbreaker. Frankly, nobody has a clue of what’s going to happen as USC is deadly against Big Televen opponents…but Big Televen opponents that couldn’t sniff this OSU team’s jock. Frankly, I have no idea what the outcome is going to be, but seeing as I’m the author, I’m predicting an Ohio State win by a TD in one of the best regular season games since Colorado versus Michigan that ended on Kordell Stewart’s Hail Mary to Michael Westbrook over Ty Law.
Oh, and are you proud of me? Not ONE mention of Terrelle Pryor!
If all goes according to my plan, we’ll be treated to Ohio State given one last shot at redemption against another elite SEC team, the team that literally ripped out every Buckeye fan’s heart in Glendale. And if that’s the case, the hype that these two games receive will pale in comparison as the rest of the college football bowl season will be rendered obsolete with full attention paid toward the National Championsip game.
Hell, any combination of the teams above would be insane. Ohio State’s inclusion inciting the rest of the country to throw up in hatred, USC assuming their “rightful” place on top of the game’s biggest stage, Tebow having the opportunity to win a National Championship by himself, and I don’t mean sharing snaps with Chris Leak, I mean totally by himself because he’s that good, or Georgia rockin’ and rollin’ with a balanced attack that just oozes SEC football. Be it OSU/USC versus the SEC, there will be a matchup between two of the most stacked teams since the Miami teams of the early 2000’s or the Nebraska teams from the 1990’s.
And I don’t mean this to slight any of the previously covered teams…the Big XII in particular, as Oklahoma is a few parts and a good coaching season away from being part of the discussion, or even West Virginia who has, in the past, proven their cajones by slicing teams apart in big bowl games and has their own player with Heisman aspirations. It’s just that USC, Florida, Ohio State and Georgia are so unbelievably good that it’s just plain difficult to imagine the winners of the aforementioned games not being in the discussion. And the winner of this year’s National Championship? Well, they very well could go down being talked about next to the 1971 or 1995 Nebraska Cornhuskers, the 1972 USC Trojans and the 2001 Miami Hurricans as being in the conversation for the best team of all time.
Needless to say…I cannot wait.




Spencer, let’s be friends.
/Mags
Muck Fichigan
was talking to my brother about how much neither of us can wait to get up early, watch college gameday and watch football all day long. i also cannot wait to watch these two games or CFB for that matter.
I am probably going to be single by November because my GF hasn’t fully realized yet that we won’t be hanging out much on Saturday and Sunday during the fall.
@pki: ditto although i would say November is way late. i might just let her go prior to CFB season. the only thing is all my buddies are lame and won’t be joining me watching the games. and it’s not as fun by yourself and drinking alone never has been my style.
one more year and i think my son will take interest in watching the games from start to finish. he loves this book
taylor mays and rey malaluga scare me.
stigs, before i was married, i would cook up a huge bowl of mac and cheese for the 12pm games and slowly become part of the couch by the 3:30 games.
I gamble entirely too much during college football season. Saturdays are the best/worst day for gamblers.
how many more days until sept 13?
sparty, my brother and i (sometimes other friends too) would get together around 10. figure out what food we order around 12 or so. either pizza, wings, mexican or something else. his wife and my girlfriend would go hang out and do who cares what all day long. we would be left alone to watch the Hawkeyes and whatever else was on with the Gameday package all day long. but that fucker moved to NYC 3 years ago. i would usually fly out for the first game, and 2 other times a season to watch games all day long. but his wife and him just moved to Miami in early June. fuck going there just to watch CFB. i need to find some friends here ready to chill all day and watch some games. my buddies will stop by for a game or two for their teams. but i need someone in for all day.
My question to the married guys is this: How did you manage this when you are still dating a girl but like her enough to keep her around the rest of the year? My only option seems to be that I have to concede some games and spend “quality” time with her. There has to be some way.
i know it sounds crazy, but i can’t watch OSU/browns games with other people. i need to be alone so i dont jinx em.
needless to say, this is now a stone cold truth after going to national championship parties the last two years.
spencer, i’m superstitious too and buy into all the jinxes. but i don’t need to watch the games alone. my friends seem to be passionate about their teams so they don’t mind if i flip out a little bit.
it’s not the flipping out thing, i just get really pissed off at most of my friends because they’re retarded and say stupid shit and i get sick and tired of correcting them and missing shit that happens.
ha. i just ignore them and concentrate on the game. and DVR helps to make sure you don’t miss anything.
What sucks even more than watching games with ignorant friends or whoever who say dumb shit, is going to the games and sitting by some dad and his young son, and listening to said father say shit to their sons that they believe to be true, when in actuality they are just spreading the seed of stupidity. Almost makes me not want to renew my season tickets, but then I would be stuck at home watching the games with my idiot friends anyways, so fuck it, might as well go.
Ark, do you have Razorback tickets?
dude, i hate friends that talk shit about my team. i’ve lost good friends because of shit they’ve said while my team was losing.
If you wanna watch a sports game with idiot friends, come watch a baseball game with my friends. You’ll be on suicide watch by inning 4
spencer- love my pops, cannot stand watching games with him. talks way too much.
yea, i have one friend in particular who just spouts off nothing but arbitrary, cliche’d statements that drives me up a wall.
i need OSU michigan tix this year…badly.
“If you wanna watch a sports game with idiot friends, come watch a baseball game with my friends. You’ll be watching Family Guy by inning 4″
/fixed
sparty, why do you think i turn the channel sometimes?
@stigs. I do. This is my 4th year of having season tickets and I am still in the fucking upper deck. At least I am out of the sun this year.
Spence, I got a wedding in Columbus on Nov. 1st, which happens to be osu’s off week, which fucking blows, but I need a heads-up on some good bars to hit while i’m there.
Varsity Club
eddie george’s restaurant too…ive never been there, but heard its cool as hell.
just…be careful, dude, ohio state fans in columbus can get a little…yea.
i need OSU michigan tix this year…badly.
how badly?
i’m reminded of this Team America quote:
“Oh, I get it. I’m supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. And if I go down on you, I get OSU/Michigan tickets.”
i would give a fat chick a rim job after taking her out for a seafood dinner for OSU/Michigan tix.
Spence: Jesus, these are nice tickets.
Rex: Yes, they are. Now suck my cock.
+1 Pentagrams for the correct response, Hefler.
spence, thanks for including this so I didn’t have to.
no problem duder.
i just finished reading this post. well done. I agree that UF closely wins the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.
now, here’s where I differ from you regarding UF vs. UGA. The upsetter is TN, who has a huge rivalry with UF and always an emotional game against UGA. I think TN has a great opportunity to beat UF in Knoxville this year and I think they will.* I don’t think TN will win at UGA though. All three teams will win out the rest of thier SEC games and will be tied atop the SEC East. The 3-team-tiebreaker to go to the SEC Champ. game is decided by national ranking. UF will win this because they beat UGA and will jump them in the rankings and since they started so much higher in the rankings than UT, they will also be ranked higher by the end of the season. UF gets the path to the NC game.
*no homerism in that prediction at all (/sincere)
i wouldnt put it past UT to sneak in the conversation, but i do think both teams will wax the Vols.
college football takes way too long to get started.
Awesome post despite the bias (I know, you can’t help it). I’m sufficiently jacked for CFB season.
Miz lays out a wild scenario that basically captures what the SEC is all about.
As for advice re how to handle the girlfriend, I have taken several approaches:
1. Told girlfriend at Christmas that I was spending New Year’s in NO for the 2000 Sugar without her. Beginning of the end of a 4 yr relationship but what a fucking party.
2. Stopped dating someone in August as the season approached. No regrets there although Miami sucked that year.
3. Swapped all Saturdays for Sundays during the season (Giants were mediocre).
4. Asked for the really BIG Saturdays only and worked the hell out of the DVR and avoided ALL contact with any form of media on Saturday.
Use the above at your discretion depending upon importance of significant other (I’m still with #4 and will be asking for 9/13 as a blackout day–as cool and understanding as she is, I think she’ll have no problem and will hang out with friends).
Spence, thanks for the shout out to the 2001 Miami squad. That team (some parts changed along the way) was 2 plays from winning three straight titles (2/1/2) and will live in my very hazy memory forever. Three year party around the country.