I can’t stand Bill Belicheck. I despise him so much, I don’t even care that I might be spelling his name wrong. For those who don’t really know me, I hate everything about the Patriots. I hate Brady (FUCK MICHIGAN), Bruschi, Vrabel (FUCK tOSU), Moss and all of them other guys. But I hate Belicheck the most. I hate this homeless looking douche (no offense to homeless people) so much that I wish he was coaching the Pats in 97′ when the Packers beat them in the Super Bowl. Speaking of his homeless looking wardrobe, what is up with this? The NFL Coaches Club has brokered a deal with Joseph Abboud, a men’s clothing makerthat I’ve never heard. The deal is to have them provide tailored shirts, ties and suits to all the coaches. Well, not exactly all of them. Only 31 of 32 coaches have agreed to the deal. The one who kept it real classyand didn’t sign the deal was Belicheck. Apparently, he thinks his hooded sweatshirts are all he needs. Seriously, it looks like this guy just rolls out of bed and then goes to coach. This or this is how a coach should dress. I would to love see this asspirate show up at a wedding or business dinner in the hoodie. Or maybe he would decide to dress up in a nice fancy suit, and then cut the sleeves off just to douche it up.
Of course maybe he could afford nicer clothes if he wasn’t getting fined by the NFL for cheating. Sure, he admitted to taping the Jets and a few other teams and tried to brush it off. But the NFL fined him $500,000 (which I’m sure Robert Kraft paid) and snatched a first round pick for being a sneaky slimy little fuck. It all seemed like water under the bridge after that. Until some hero named Matt Walsh stepped up and said Belicheck told him to tape the Rams practice before the Super Bowl. Sure, he never had any proof, but I believe him. I’m sure the tape was damaged in travel or something. Or maybe the NFL destroyed the tape before it got out and flashed everyone who saw it with one of those things from Men In Black. Who really knows what happened? But I wouldn’t put it past Bill or the NFL. The NFL does what’s good for the NFL and this scandal didn’t meet that quota. Check out Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s take on the situation.
CHEATERS (Nice tits!!)
Not only is Belichick a snake on the field, but he also covets his neighbor’s wife. And I read in a book somewhere that is a big No No. He had an affair with a married woman from Florida and is now dating her. Rumor is that he financed her extravagant lifestyle. What a sucker? Although, if she’s given it up, and you have the money to do it, why not?
Another really weak thing Belichick did was pull a Randy Moss and run off the field with time left on the clock during the Super Bowl. I don’t even think he had the class to shake hands with Tom Coughlin, the winning coach. If he did shake his hand, I bet he spit on it first. He exudes no class whatsoever. It doesn’t surprise me one bit that they would worship him in Boston. These are the same fans that Eddie Vedder thinks suck and the same fans that wore the Defrost Ted shirts. I won’t mention the other classless things he’s done, but I will say this: Mr. Belichick, I hope your season sucks and you rot in hell.
Note: I found out how to spell his name halfway through. So deal with it.
He’s so great. You’re just jealous. The amount of effort you spend hating is embarrassing. You’re all haters.
/sportsgal and the rest of the ghey cubs fans
belicheat may be a good coach but he’s a damned fool.
insert South Park quote here.
i may be the last to hear…but pac man jones has been reinstated
in that bottom picture there is a cheater…and a set of cheaters
would that mean that it is a three cheat?
Hef, now you’ve done it. I fucking hate the Patriots and Belichick. Don’t even try to compare Patroits fans to Cubs fans.
at least the Pats are, you know, a good organization.