Dear Diary:
12:18pm – I finally roll out of bed. The weather is cool, the humidity is inexplicably absent. Jesus must have forgotten that I live in Ohio. Good start to the day.
12:22pm – Diet Coke with Lime, Everything Bagel with cream cheese to get me going.
12:34pm – I took another unnecessary, and unantagonized, pot shot at his royal CRMness. Starting to question if I enjoy fucking with him just that much or if I really am beginning to take an unhealthy liking to working with his photo. Maybe it’s the beard? He does have that bear quality to him. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. I don’t think that’s what the kids at The Office meant by “bears”, but who knows?
12:42pm – Putting serious thought about what to have in my 2pm Afternoon Roundup Nothing to Click Here post. Quick, someone gchat me and give me something to ramble about in this intro or it’s straight to my lazily collected links for you kids.
12:58pm – Heeeello? Anyone?
12:59pm – And Stigs comes through in the clutch! Apparently our man Lozo went to the Minneapolis Twindome place thing and blogged about his experience. Sweet… and it’s baseballing related. Just what Hef wants. So I hit the site and the first thing I see is that kid from Powder getting his nipple tweaked in some hot, m4m action. Color ol’ Rexy confused.
1:04pm – My pants are back on. I just realized I was catching up on Lozo posts last night but missed the Minnesota stuff. I got lost in the Completely Objective Review of The Dark Knight post. Lost in the fact that I couldn’t believe what I was reading. And then I recognized the genius. Edgy, edgy genius. I laughed at the “No Comments” so far. Nobody will touch that with a ten foot pole.
1:06pm – Sorta disagrees with Lozo’s assessment of the theater experience. Grew up in a similar environ. Seeing Predator affirmed every stereotype in the book, but made for a thoroughly enjoyable experience, as did seeing Eddie Murphy: Raw at the now-leveled Kon-Tiki Theater in West Dayton. Great post.
1:12pm – Still can’t believe Lozo found a picture of Nick P. for that same post.
1:17pm – Just saw Post-It note directing me to take a shot at commenter Cortes. Why? Sure, he’s all-things Miami, but have you seen his Facebook page? But he does have some not-as-shitty-as-clown writing, so I give the kid props. He’s probably in 2 a days right now, or crossing his arms for another pic to post, so he’ll never see this, but damn sure his blog will feel the flood of MLJ referrals crashing his site. His beloved Marlins catcher, John Baker, was the recipient of a recent prank by his fellow baseballers.
1:22pm – Wondering if this post will also automatically link to the “Related Post” of Clownpenis.fart.
1:28pm – Grasping at straws now. Big time. The Sometimes Daily Nug printed a “Dear Nug” letter from some guy named RexyNomo. Sounds like a swell enough chap. I see that The Nug has reeeeally jumped the proverbial shark with yet another Photoshopping of that damned Ronaldo photo.
1:42pm – Wondering what Sportsgal is thinkin’ bout.
1:43pm – Scramble to ebay to see if there’s anything amusing to write about. Nothing. Not even any cool Jose Canseco junk. An autographed copy of “Vindicated” does not count, although he kinda sorta was.
1:45pm – WTF? A Tris Speaker autographed ball for a Buy it Now price of 24k? The WTF has nothing to do with the high price. WhyTF is shipping only 30 bones? I’m thinking that it better be a grand, minimum, to grease the palm of the US Postal Service employee who would otherwise steal a package marked “Tris Speaker Ball Inside: Do Not Leave on Doorstep”.
1:48pm – Just realized I have no idea who Tris Speaker is. I’m guessing he played for the ‘83 Indians.
1:51pm – Some dbag (not Diamondback, but a real-live douche bag) is trying to sell two White Sox/Yankees tickets from the canceled games of Sept. 11, 2001. Asking price? Thirty fucking thousand dollars.
1:52pm – Shipping is 10 bucks. Bargain.
1:53pm – Sportsgal, will you go to Senior Prom with me?
1:54pm – Scrambling like Vince Young trying to explain why he had his shirt off in a nightclub.
1:55pm – College Humor has a post called, “Less Common Baseball Sex Terms“. Would make a lovely companion piece to “Baseball and Porn” for any baseball fan’s Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Festivus wish list.
1:56pm – Laughing hysterically at the last of the baseball sex terms. Amusing build-up, with a solid haymaker at the end.
1:59pm – Uh-oh
1:59:30pm – Publish





you guys find the mistakes.
i was hoping someone would actually read this steaming pile enough to get to that one, stigs. i guess you do pay attention to me. you really do like me!
rexy = validated
Well done Rexy.
Is that the kid’s mom in that pic?
I also read that ebay description. How foreign is the guy/gal that is trying to make this sale?
Stigs, what’s the deal with your boyz signing Jay FUCKING Gibbons?
I think my favorite spelling mistake is “surpose.”
illformula, that’s a pic of gonzo back when he was less folicly-challenged.
and i would assume that the ebay ticket money is going to fund terrorism somewhere.
Rexy, in that case I would totally crush Gonzo’s mom.
ill, they’re our boys. but are you serious? i’m listening to a podcast and haven’t heard any news. i’ll get back to you.
ooo, good stuff. between gonzo’s QS and this, there’s been some good stuff.
i realize my post was shitty.
good day.
Re: Gibbons: I’m not too sure. i’m hoping they needed a left handed OFer in Huntsville. I’m hoping that is all it is.
sportsgal: the misspelling of suppose is what made me post it. too funny.
the timeline is frighteningly accurate, which i think causes Hef many sleepless nights.
i once wrote a 25 page paper on something i knew nothing about (sex ed, probably… to beat you all to the punch) the night before it was due. finally got started at about 1130pm and handed it at 9am. No-Doze and coffee, baby. The Red Bull and 5 Hour Energy of my generation.
MOOOOOOOOSE!
Is sex ed where they teach you that babies come from the Stork in a sac?
apparently sportsgal will touch Lozo with a 10′ pole.
why do you say that?
oh fetchy-the twins suck…
now i see why you backed out on making a bet.
@Rex, I wrote a paper on Hustler Magazine vs. Jerry Falwell for a Journalism Law class in college. Making footnotes using Hustler as a source kick ass.
it’s fairly tough to compete with a 200 million dollar payroll. yet the yankees are in 3rd.
fetch-wah wah wah…didn’t seem to stop the marlins from winning a world series. twins suck.
nug, you win. only kooky thing i ever did was type a paper up for a buddy and replace every instance of some word with “douche”. the prof loved it. my buddy? not so much. he didnt know what i did until he saw all the red circles around “douche”.
sportsgal, see my 1:04pm entry above and then remember that you commented in the referenced post.
rex- you should photoshop my kid into the pic of the baby and clown on facebook.
only if i can have your kid smoking a doob in a picture with spence.
no no no. i don’t smoke, he don’t smoke.
then he’ll never, ever be cool.
see: daly, john
no, we don’t want him to be daddy. thats all.
“doobs” are for hipster doofuses. im a bong man…man.
Spence, when we have our MajorLeagueJerkoff, you’ll have to show me how to smoke. I’ve never smoked in my life.
clown…really? that’s crazy. my whole family smokes, grandmother, mom and dad, sister, cousins, aunts and uncles…everyone. i just thought that’s what people did.
ill show you the ropes.
gross
/really bored
somewhere, cheech and chong just cried a little.
rex! thank you for the link…or should i say nomo…or…GASP…tony?
Looks like I missed a good day of comments.
Gonzo, today at the MLJ Compound can be summed up with the following comment by Spence:
Maybe if I post once every 3 weeks, I could win a Pulitzer.
I referenced my Micro-Econ class’s paper on the “Economics of Drug Dealing” with quotes from High Times and the WSJ