Go to Google Images with the safe mode off. Type in the word Asian and tell me what you see. Go ahead and do it at work, it’s totally safe [umm, totally NOT safe - Ed.] I had a little chat with a fellow Jerk the other night, so I decided to give him a nice photo for him to reminisce to his college days. Do you know how hard it was to find a photo that didn’t involve bukakke? Somehow a shemale pic showed up on the first page. Is this what the internet thinks of Asians? Good Lord Almighty. I need to take a trip to Chinatown. Anywho. I’ve got nothing today. I shot my load with yesterday’s Quality Start as far as quality goes. Here you will find recaps of last night’s games with nothing funny written. I didn’t even try to be funny. I gotta talk to the boss when he gets back from his vacation from taking a vacation. I hope I don’t get demoted to doing a college hockey blog. The lowest of the low. [Pretty fuckin funny dude - Ed.]
Mets 6, Phillies 3: Brett Myers returned to the bigs with a shittastic performance. five innings, five walks, bases loaded at all times. Yet he only gave up 3 runs. Maine was terrific. Jose Reyes hit a 3 run bomb in the 6th to put the Mutts up for good. He has 56 career homers and TWELVE against the Phils. Seriously? What a douche. I guess that makes up for his debacle Tuesday night. These 2 break the first place tie today at high noon.
Brewers 3, Cardinals 0: Milliliter was superb last night with the CG shutout. 3 hits and 7 whiffs. The Paper Towel guy had 4 hits, including his 18th of the year. If the season ended today, the Cards would be out. Even though they have better records than the other division winners. Someone is gonna get shafted come September. Hehe, that’s what she said.
Rays 4, A’s 3: James Sheilds is awesome and so are the Rays. Tampa reached 60 wins and are 12 wins away from their best ever. The A’s somehow have 52 wins with a lineup that rivals Washington. Smoke and mirrors, I guess. If Billy Beane is such a genius, why can’t he win a title?
White Sox 10, Rangers 8: Chicago upped their division lead to 3.5 games over the Twins (Seeya Minny, it was fun while it lasted). Hef’s favorite non-Dback Carlos Quentin had 2 jacks to lead the way.
Angels 14, Indians 11: Garko, Choo and peralta combined for 8 hits and 7 ribbies, but it wasn’t enough. Kotchman had 5 hits, Kendrick had 4 hits with 3 ribbies and Mathis had 6 ribbies to go along with his Grand Slam. I look at the averages of these 2 teams and I wonder how they score any runs at all.
Braves 9, Marlins 4: Muck the Farlins.
Hef is going to shit dude….He doesn’t like pictures of scantily clad women and according to my sources (Rex) Hef doesn’t like women at all.
Suki Suki now
I can’t even see the image. I guess it’s a work filter?
could you have at least picked a HOT asian chick? i know lozo has this theory that all non-fat asian chicks are hot, but i disagree.
I’m with spence on this one. I don’t find asian chicks all that hot anyways, that picture isn’t helping at all.
I guess I’m better off not seeing it…
ark…oh, i LOVE asian chicks. as my drunk friend walt says, “once you go yellow, i dont know the rest but asian chicks fuck like animals.”
Thanks gonzo. wink (not in a gay way at all).
I didn’t see the game last night – how was John Maine’s Cy Young acceptance speech? Did he get all teary-eyed? I bet he got all teary-eyed.
he cried like a bitch.
spence, that’s hilarious, I’ve got a friend who told me almost the exact same thing.
“Braves 9, Marlins 4: Muck the Farlins.”
See that’s why I come here: a million websites have recaps with ’stats’ and ‘names’, but I’d rather know how the game felt…
truthiness>stats
Hottest pitcher in the AL? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE! Would be crazy if this happens to be the year he finally wins 20 games.
so…paul dolan gave up on a dude who throws 106 pitch, complete games like it’s clockwork? sounds about right. i wanna shoot him.
don’t worry spence, you will get to see him again next season at the Jake (or whatever its called now) when the Yanks visit.
Spencer, i was just thinking that i’m going to send you a Brewers hat if the Brewers win anything in the post season this year. thanks again ninja.
stigs…if you do, it better be that pimp authentic Brewers alternate (the one with the old school logo)…that thing is all sorts of awesome.
yeah, I would say the Brewers got a pretty solid pitcher in that deal. CC fucking raked the Cards across the coals last night. I didn’t even bother watching the last 2 innings, it was pretty obvious what was happening.
3 home games for the Cards against the Brewers…6 runs scored….0 wins.
Just supplement the she-male with a pic of Kurt Suzuki, the best young catcher in the AL.
http://www.autographinglive.com/KurtSuzuki.8X10-medium.png
it will be the ball and glove MB logo. authentic of course.
eh, it might be too late by then…every lids ive gone to has had em sold out, but i might order it by then in a rage of hat lust…that and the old-school blue jays alternate. god damn.
i still love to rock that blue jays hat i got in the 90’s. it only fits when i just get a haircut. i also got an old Mariners hat that was pretty tight too. you can find them here in abundance. i’ll find you one in time if you don’t order one.
Stigs, that dog in the pic is a Greater Swiss Mountain Dog. He’s only 14 weeks now bbut will be 100 -140lbs fully grown.
Damn. that’s gonna be one big dog. ill, same goes for you too. if/when the Brewers reach the postseason, i’ll send you a Brewers hat for being a fan.
Nice… I was considering going out and getting one.
Wait, stigs. The Brewers are my favorite NL team as well. 7 1/2 and old school logo, please and thank you.
nice try clown. i’ll send you my old Yankees 25 WS Championship hat. it’s about a 6 1/8 probably.
Ah well, it was worth a shot.
stigs. I’ll see if I can’t find my brothers old school Gary Sheffield t-shirt. You want to talk about some old school shit. He even had the #1 jersey back then. Damn he fucked the Brewers over.
he really did fuck the Brewers over. but he’s an asshole and the team really would’ve still sucked if he was here.