As the Mets have gone streaking and shit all over any remnants of the “we should have kept Willie” crowd (looking at you Raj), I want to give you insight on the heart and soul of this team’s resurgence. Fernando Tatis. Tatis is not only the soul of the Mets new found success he is also the personification of it. Like the Mets, Tatis was once a bright shining star. He was prolific in St. Louis. He was a power hitter with swagger. An All-Star third baseman. And for one brief shining moment truly the most awesome dude on the planet when he hit two grand slams in an inning. That Tatis was the 2006 Mets. A fun Tatis with an ugly side and an ugly batting stance. As Tatis started to level off with the Expos, like the 2007 Mets, he was still productive but everyone still expected more. Finally, like the 2007 Mets, Tatis collapsed. He couldn’t hit. He couldn’t field. He bounced around in the majors and minors. He was out of baseball. He was on the Mitchell report. He was at rock bottom. Just like the Mets of early 2008. But then Tatis found a second life. He was determined to get himself back in the Majors. So he learned new positions. He changed his batting stance to shorten his swing to be a better pinch hitter. He decided to be a selfless ballplayer. To run out every ball like it was his last at bat. To work harder than everyone else. To make himself a better player. And along the way he determined to give his glory up to God to thank him for everyday he got to play professional baseball. The 2008 Mets have followed suit. They have determined to play team baseball. Everyone runs out every fly out, ground out, flair, nubber and pop up like its game 7 of the World Series. They have followed their manager’s call to be aggressive. They have changed their bad habits. They have focused. And they have given up themselves to the greater cause. All the while in their own way giving up their own glory to ethic of Tatis.
Now to understand Tatis is to know Tatis. Tatis has some nice stats in his limited time back. He has played, third, first, left and right. He has pinch hit. But it is when Tatis performs that really counts. Tatis has 19 RBIs. Every single RBI has been really fucking important. Game winning extra inning RBI? No problem. Tatis is all over it. Late inning, tie game, need a home run? Tatis. You are up by one but need some extra insurance? Tatis again. Now don’t be mistaken, Tatis is not just an RBI machine. You need a guy on base to get something going? Tatis gets there by hook or by crook. You need to go first to third. Tatis will run that shit out as hard as anyone I have ever seen. He runs harder than he is fast. You hit a double play ball with Tatis on first. Don’t sweat it. Tatis will take out the second baseman, the shortstop and their families to make sure to disrupt that throw to first. Now Tatis is not just some bat. He is the hardest working outfielder in the business. Is he good? Fuck no. Does he try? Fuck yes. Tatis will chase that fly ball over by the line spinning and misjudging the whole way. But he gets that shit. He will uncoil throws to any base keeping men at bay. He has played first base like 15 times in his life. Tatis fields the position like a cat. He should because Tatis wears number 17. You know who else wore that number? David Newhan? Sure. Mr. Koo? Absolutely. But most importantly, the former Met heart and soul and TV voice of this generation, Keith Hernandez, did. Now the fact that number 17 is not hanging on the wall at Shea is a conversation for another day, but the fact that it is being worn by Tatis is fitting. He is leading the revolution. Just like Keith did in turning around the fortunes of this fortuneless franchise 25 years ago. Tatis is bringing out his inner Tatis in the most unlikely of places. The other day, fat, useless washed up, Carlos Delgado got himself a hustle double. The man who barely ran to first is now running everything out. Hard. He is hitting majestic shots. He is part of the comeback. The spirit of Tatis is everywhere. From Endy Chavez, who needs very little of the Tatis magic since he already carries so much of his own. To Damien Easley who is making himself the starting second baseman while Luis Castillo (not a follower of the Mighty Tatis) is on the DL. To Aaron Heilman, who was about to be tarred and feathered in this town and now has reformed himself into an integral cog in the very deep Met bullpen.
Now, I want it to be known not everything Tatis does is perfect. Tatis finds a little thing called “on base percentage” to be overrated. He fucking swings at the first pitch and the second pitch and the third pitch. Working the count is a foreign concept. But I guarantee you that every one of Tatis’s 4 walks came at a huge moment. Tatis does not believe in a little thing called humility either. He celebrates every single, double home run, pop fly, ground ball, caught fly out and throw to the infield like a majestic event. He points both arms towards the sky, looking up, giving his grace to God. Not as a follower but as an equal. Why do I say that? Guess what he picked for his intro music for every at bat. The Superman theme. That’s right. Superman. Tatis knows who Tatis is. Tatis is Tatis. And the Met fan is jumping on board. Tatis has cheers. Tatis gets love. Tatis brings joy. Tatis brings hope. The comeback story to grab on to. The personification of this team. There will be a time where Tatis will fade away. I am not naive. But what I am hoping will stay is the spirit of Tatis. Play everyday like it is your last day. Always fight. Always play hard. Because if this team continues using it’s inner Tatis, it’s going places.




I haven’t even read this yet, but I’m assuming it’s a front-runner for the record of number of words devoted to praising horrible player.
+ ? Illformula
And… I was right.
David Newhan was an Oriole at one point in his shitty career.
Since no one in their right mind is going to read the 75,000 word essay above, let’s talk about two things that really piss me off:
- Brett Favre retiring/not retiring
- People that say Josh Hamilton’s story is better than John Lester’s
I like this post because Tatis looks so much like Titties. The word replacement alone is hilarious.
SG…its 980 words..not some woefuly long post…read it it’s good…and you can talk about what you want but if those topics piss you off why talk about them..lord knows I am sick of them
sportsgal, first of all. spell it right. Jon Lester. and their stories aren’t even the same. Lester’s is obviously a better story but Hamilton should get some praise too. I think people don’t realize how hard it is to be addicted to something til they have been themselves. And why doesn’t Doug Davis get any love for coming back from cancer? Oh yeah, cuz he does play for the Boston Red Sox of Bristol, CT.
And Brett Favre should not be mentioned here. it pisses me off as well. but you thinking that just because Favre flip flopped on retirement means Aaron Rodgers should get a chance is ridic. Play the better guy and that is clearly #4.
Favre > Lester
just kidding ya sg… please don’t kill me.
I’m not going to read it, I don’t like the Mets, don’t care about the Mets, and have no desire to know what “Tatis” is (or who he is, if he’s a person).
Tapas is the shit… Tatis, not so much.
sportsgal, the Herd is saying he has the same point as you on the Hamilton/Lester topic. you guys should get married.
I am fine with that…but to shit on it with out even reading sucks…seriously…I only hope you put something out there so I can shit all over it and the work you put into it.
‘He points both arms towards the sky, looking up, giving his grace to God. Not as a follower but as an equal.”
+1
No, that’s not the only reason why Rodgers should get a chance to play. At some point, the Packers organization and the fan base needs to progress with the game. Favre is old and not nearly as good as he was, and he keeps fucking over everyone involved with the Packers by playing this “will I? won’t I” retirement game.
Jon Lester’s story > John Lester’s story > Josh Hamilton’s story.
Great, the guy beat a crack addiction. You know how not to get addicted to crack? Not doing it in the first place! I guarantee my life is a million times more miserable than his ever was, yet some how I managed to not only stay off crack, but also stay off the pole.
I bet you’ve been on a few poles out there…..wink wink.
and yes, who gives a fuck that josh hamilton came back from crack
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suck it queers.
John Lester
Sorry Roman, I’m not trying to shit on what you wrote, I’m just saying I don’t want to read it because I’m not interested in the topic. The 75,000 word thing was a joke.
haha nice one stigs
And Roman, I did a music post on TBL, feel free to shit all over that.
you guys are fucking heartless. he was an 18 year old that fell in with the wrong crowd of older people that introduced him to the drugs. and they say all it takes is one time to get addicted. he obviously had the time (being injured) and money to abuse drugs for a long time. and to kick the habit and get back into shape as opposed to staying on the drugs and dying is a good success story.
People should be held accountable for their actions. I’m not saying he doesn’t deserve credit for cleaning up his act, but I’m not going to crown him the greatest story in baseball. I’ve tried drugs and yet I’ve still managed not to get addicted and keep my job. And to give him a pass for his actions by blaming it on the crowd he fell in to is fucking retarded.
Needs less paragraphs…more ellipses…that’s all
Another thing we could do is judge players based on our own personal experiences instead of understanding their experience. So here goes:
Serves you right for doing drugs. I’ve never been addicted to drugs so you must be a waste since I’m great.
/There. I feel much better now.
And good job on Tatis, Roman. I had no idea he was such a complex figure. He’s like fucking Hamlet or something.
have you ever tried crack or heroin? these 2 incredibly addictive drugs are a little different than some weed or some shrooms? You ever suck dick for some marijuana?
and it’s NOT the best story in baseball. but it is inspirational to some people. enough said.
SG..i was going to shit all over it but I can’t get on The Big Lead to read it
+ jew star, roman
And he is attempting a live chat today? Fucking brutal.
Roman, good post. Better than our 125 minutes of praise for the great Tatis on Saturday. Your point that Tatis has essentially become greater than himself and represents not Tatis, but a mindset, is well taken. If we all found our inner Tatis, we would find “great success” as another great mustachioed philosopher once declared.
My only regret re this post is that you did not include my line likening Tatis to the burning bush (inasmuch as Tatis appears in times of great need).