As has been chronicled here and elsewhere, cortes of City of Champions and myself have a bet over who will get more wins this year, the Mets or the Marlins. The winner invades the other guys blog and causes all sorts of chaos and destruction. There will also be punch and pie. Well, as cortes was writing up a few choice words about the greatness of the U’s legal team, Jeff Conine’s Hall of Fame chances, and who will replace Dwayne Wade after he joins the Knicks in 2010 (we all know LeBron will be a Net, it’s science) something funny happened. A team of such strength, such perseverance, such wonderment put on a Tatisian effort and has won 9 straight games and counting. The Mets are on fire. The Marlins not so much. So let’s look at the records of these two teams the last time we checked in on this all important bet:
As of July 11th:
Marlins 48-44
Mets 48-44
Nice and even there. The Marlins had slid back. The Mets had caught up. cortes still felt as if he had a chance. Well, what are we looking at now as we go into the unofficial second half of the Major League season:
As of July 17th
Mets 51-44
Marlins 50-45
That my friends is an unbelievable happening. The Mets ahead in this bet. Why is that so unbelievable? Well. let’s look at the standings at the start of this thing:
When the bet was made on June 18th it was:
Florida 38-33
Mets 34-36
Now, am I celebrating my victory early? No. But am I feeling pretty good about my chances? Absolutely. Over the last 10 games the Mets were 9-1. The Marlins 6-4. Let us look ahead at the next week.The Mets have a 4 game set with the Cincinnati Queens and all-star disappointment Edinson Volquez. After that, a tough three game set at home against the Phillies and three more with the Cardinals, also at Shea. The Marlins have three this weekend at home against the Phillies, another three with the ice cold Atlanta Braves and then travel to Chicago to face the Cubs for four games as a drunken sportsgal flashes the crowd and tells people to kill themselves. Good Times. All of this is a set up for the three game Armageddon in Miami as the Mets go down there to face a Marlin team most likely on a 10 game losing streak. I am so looking forward to it.
One more thing about the Marlins. They will not win this division and they will not make the playoffs. Why do you I say this? Because I watched one of their most important players shit the bed in the spotlight. Dan Uggla gave me hope that this team will fade. If he can’t hold his own in an exhibition with other really good players, you can’t tell me he can rise to the occasion and be the man when this team needs him to be just that. Trust me. I know a lot about watching a team choke. Dan Uggla’s spotty defense and inability to get a run home from third base with less than two outs is something I am all too familiar with. Now, I am not claiming a World Series title either. Dan Uggla would not have been able to show off his awfulness if it wasn’t for the Alpaca Farmer that moonlights as the Met closer. But cortes is going to need Dan Uggla a lot more than I am going to need Billy Wagner to win this bet. And since that is what this silliness is all about. I feel really good about my chances.




So since the last time we checked in… the Mets have gone 3-0…and the Marlins have gone 2-1… Thanks for the update…
CRM, we have one of these planned for the end of every series. And again, for the record, it’s a slow sports week.
I enjoy the fact that you caught that…I was going to do this Monday morning…
CRM, when Roman emailed and said he was going to give a bet update, i thought he was kidding. guess not.
/probably
ills post reminded me of a friends episode…two guys, beach house, taking off their clothes…getting ready for the girls….oh looks like they are starting with out the girls….OH NO!
i love the jerkiness here.
mikey, friends is for the gheys. you’re on notice.
i havent watched a new episode in a few years now so hopefully that takes me off notice
I don’t think they have new episodes. That show is the ultimate gf show, or bf, depending on personal preference.
friends sucked as soon as they let that schmuck Ross get with the hottest chick on the show. faggot.
@ RWH…Uggla shitting the bed @ ASG reminded me of another famous really good player shitting the bed at the ASG….how long ago did Hoffman blow it? Was theat last year or the year before…
Mikey..it was two years ago and Future HOF (not in my book) Trevor Hoffman had bee prone to blowing up in the big spot as well…I’m just sayin…BTW..Hoffman blew the game that Reyes, Wright and Beltran ran over AL pitching…thanks Trevor
yeah…i couldnt help (as a cubs fan hoping to make ws) but to think that florida fucked us pretty bad there….(no home field for NL where cubs have been studly)
yes roman, the least introspective player in the HISTORY of baseball (uggla.. did you read the SI piece) is going to go in a massive slump b/c of an allstar game performance… riiiiiight… i’ll take the odds of uggla bouncing back just fine, and the mets doing what they always do late in the season
Mikey, I may have missed something but the AL didn’t score in either inning that Uggla had errors. You can put the blame for the possible Cubs loss of home field on Lidge’s shoulders
cortes…by always you mean once
Speaking of gay people… Hef, why are your boyz going after Tony “cocksucking” Clark?
Once = Always
War=Peace
EastAsia=Ally
that is the second time cocksucking and hef have been involved today…
it won’t be the last after i make a change to the
Afternoon RoundupNothing to Click Here post.It’s not that Hef likes to suck cock, it’s that he likes to put one in his mouth and slide his lips over it…
+1JS Roman
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