Two. Deux. Dos. Whatever 2 is in Hebrew. That’s the number of days in a row that Cousins of Ron Mexico has scooped this site’s lazy link post. And by scooped, I mean hacked our Wordpress server and stolen my seriously hard work of a scavenged lead link. But, fuck it (see what I did there?) We trudge on, integrity intact.
Not one, but two idiots have decided to pimp the apparent used produce of one Mr. Eldrick Woods. The first, and therefore the original, claims the money goes to his kids college fund. I claimed the same thing when my then wife confronted me with the snuff film stash that she found. She didn’t buy my argument that it was an investment in our kids future, either. Now, the interesting thing about this was that the fine gentlemen at PTI covered this yesterday. When I hit the ebay site immediately as they started discussing this breaking story, the auction had 9,000 hits. By the end of the following commercial break, it had 12,097 hits. This equation should explain the phenomenon of PTI’s impact on idiots with credit cards:

And while we’re on ebay, some dude down under is “selling his life” to the highest bidder. I guess it’s really not himself he’s selling, but every single posession he has. Current bid is at 390,300 whatever Australians use for money . Whoever got bumped from the 390,250 bid has got to be pissed. Ian does have some nice shit, though.
Terry Pluto, of the Cleveland Plain Dealer Terry Plutos, has a nice piece on Cleveland adopted son, Omar Vizquel and his HOF chances. I’d be remiss if I didn’t link to the same paper’s story on the very warm reception that Omar received by the fans last night. If you like Vizquel, it’s a must read.
Finally, from the We’re All Going to Hell Anyway So We Might As Well Enjoy the Ride Onion Archives:
Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces to Iraq





I hope Barbrady solves the Chicken Lover case fairly soon.
You rat bastard. I found that link at like 2am HST (Hef Standard Time) now you’re trying to pass off a link you saw in the comments section like you’re a fucking detective. In the immortal words of Lil’ Chuck Bronson on that episode of The Simpsons where they end up in Bronson, Missouri instead of Branson, Missouri, “This. Ain’t. Ovah.”
Simmah down now, Cuz. I will sick Roman on you if you keep this up.
@Rexy: Do you want me to email my jerkette questions to you at majorleaguejerk@gmail.com? Will sportsgal be the jerkette again in july or are there other candidates?
fire away, miz.
oh, and miz… while you’re trying to gain that coveted MLJ internship, slashing the tires on CRM’s Renault Fuego is a good start.
Man, what a day… I have yet to put on clothing and now I’m about to watch Euro Cup. Hooray for technology!
Man, what a day…I have yet to put on clothing, and I’ve been at work since 8. Hooray for tolerant coworkers!
MIZ…July Jerkette…Muriel Berman…SEXY!
I actually have to work some this afternoon, rexy, so I’ll send you some q’s for jerkette soon.
Laugh Out LouD!!!
By the way, if CRM drives a Fuego, who’s Isuzu Pup did I just leave a turd in?
Stay away from my car anonymous internet pseudonyms!
Wait, CRM has a Fuego and an XR4Ti? Please to meet you, Mr. Vanderbilt.
clown, I’m a Roc-A-Fella.