I have nothing funny. I have nothing insightful. I have nothing. All I have is a rotten baseball team and a severe headache brought on by anger and hatred. I wish Billy Wagner nothing but bad things. I hope he loses the 10 million dollars he makes this year to tranny hookers. I can’t stand the sight of this team. They can’t drive in runners with the bases loaded in the 7th and 9th. They can’t hold a 4-0 lead. They are everything that is wrong with big money teams. No passion. No Heart. I hate having to care for such a shit pile of humanity. I want my money and my life back. They are ruining me and we are not even at NFL training camp. I am slowly losing it. Check that..I have lost it. Fuck this team. Fuck them with a hot poker up the ass. The Mets suck.
The first 3 sentences kinda go without saying, but while you were at it, you could have thrown in your lack of dignity.
ouch.. sorry roman.. you’re always welcome on the marlins bandwagon buddy
It’s great to have no emotional attachment to one’s baseball team.
Fetch, I wanna see your facebook match. You thought she was hot. She thought you were clickable. All is not right in the world.
Rex, I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about.
I’m free…until tomorrow morning at 7AM. Sigh.
Fetch, I disagree with you.
Sincerely,
Your Facebook Page
join the club, buddy.
/major league support group
I have spelunked that page up and down that page and I still have no idea.
Hef’s free! Free! Free Heffy!!!
fetch since you are a junior member of MLJ…I am going to let you in on a secret…Rexynomo is fucking insane is constantly popping Oxycontin and sniffing glue..we can’t stop it…we don’t like it but god damnit he is a teammate and we always support our teammates
spence, why has your job been riding you so hard…busy season?
Wow.. Hef must be bored. Caring about his employees?
fetch, me facebook thingie said you and some broad had a hotornot widget meeting of the minds.
Might as well bust out the Dwight Gooden signature cocaine straw early this year. Just remember to wipe the “rosin” from your upper lip after you come out the bathroom a Sal’s Bar and Meat Factory-Catering the the coked out Mets’ fan since 1966.
I guess that would explain your comment on my blog.
/semi-shameless plug
Fact or Coincidence? The straw distributed by McDonalds features a fantastic color way complete with Mets pinstripes.
Sweet photoshopping, Roman. Mr. Met almost – ALMOST – looks straight in that picture.
F’sheezy.
I am sorry to hear about your once beloved Mets . . . . Awwww who am I kidding this is the best thing to ever happen to me. The Mets blow!