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Wow Nick, that was beautiful and heartfelt. A wonderful tome to a great player. It’s a bit misty here at the War Helmet residence.
Nick, this was immensely better than the Strahan Retirement post. Job well done!
sportsgal…this makes me reevaluate my writing I just can’t compete
Congrats, now show yourself the fucking door. I got rookies to call up. Why are you still here? Get out! Goddam it don’t make me call the cops.
/made longer for Nick
wow…
i hope my children can one day be nearly the asshole you are.
Or we could go the Fight Club route:
[smiling]: You’re too old, fat man. And your tits are too big. Get the fuck off my porch.
Melodrama?
I told you I don’t love you okay [tears streaming down face]. And I never did love you. I only used you. Everything you thought you felt was fake. Now go. [softly, almost whispering] Go.
[Griffey grabs his bat and walks away].
Sorry Roman, I had to do it…
damn kids and their ungratefulness!!
I wish I would have known about this pic..I would have added it to the Gay Reds post
It must suck when everyone is calling you old and you’re only 38. Legally, he wasn’t even eligible to run for President until 3 yrs ago.
don’t worry Ken, you’ll always have the memories of leading your team deep in October in…. ugh, nevermind.
Benji, I just saw the Summerfest lineup. Stevie Wonder?! Awesome!
The man hasn’t hit 40hrs in 8 seasons, yet that’s still his avg for a season season.
sportsgal, i glanced through the lineup. it should be pretty good this year. its usually fun, but this year the music lineups are better than usual. do you try to go usually?
stevie wonder backed out of his cleveland concert. little salty still about that. fuckin blind asshole.
oh, i cant stay mad at you stevie, youre the best.
I haven’t been in the last two years, but I would love to see Stevie Wonder. I saw Rush is headlining, and Steve Miller’s playing with Joe Cocker, that’s pretty sweet. I will probably check out my cousin’s band, the Five Card Studs.
Hey spence, were you the one on TBL who said you’re a Rush fan? They’re playing at Summerfest as well. Not sure you’d really want to drive to Milwaukee to see them if you are a fan, but thought I’d throw it out there just in case.
is that the band that plays at Twisted Fork a lot? are they any good? what stage are they on?
yea, i love rush.
where is summerfest being played in Milwaukee? ive been to Alpine Valley for a Phish show, close relative to that?
Steve Miller? Joe Cocker? the 70’s are back!
This ode to Jr. was much more eloquent and refined than your crass 10 words:
http://thebiglead.com/?p=6185#comment-184511
Alpine Valley is in the middle of nowhere kind of on the border of Illinois and Wisconsin. Summerfest is in the city of Milwaukee right on the lakefront.
5 Cards Studs don’t play at Twisted Fork A LOT, just the one time, I believe. They play at the County Claire quite a bit. For Summerfest they’ll be on the martini stage (forget the whole name) at 8. I think it’s a week night.
@spencer: it’s on the summerfest grounds on Lake Michigan right downtown Mil. 11 days, 11 stages, “largest” music festival in the World, Summerfest
I go on tour with mmy step-brothers band all the time. They call themselves Pearl Jam.
Even if you don’t like music, everyone should experience Summerfest if only for the people watching. Simply incredible.
No Wyld Stallyons at Summerfest? Count me out.
yeah, SummerFest is great for people watching. you’ve got 13 year old skanks and tons of pedophiles. Hef and Nomo will probably be there this year. but there is drunk sluts and rednecks everywhere. it’s a great time, but you definitely need a shower after leaving.
Wyld Stallyons broke up in 1989 and couldn’t agree to terms for a reunion tour. Where the fuck have you been?
gonzo, explain. you don’t really have a step-bro in PJ, do you? is that a movie quote i’m not getting?
Wouldn’t that be the shit Stigs? lol Not a movie quote. Although I always felt a connection because my last name is almost identical to their first drummer’s name.
Is Gonzo your first, middle or last name? How have you kept the most secretive of all of us? Are you famous?
I’m wanted in 38 states. I’m on the lam.
Wow, Gonzo – I, too, had a connection. I knew a guy named Jeremy and he had spoken to me; his convo would even flow very well.
Clown, I bet he was the first person in your crowd to get to 2nd base with the teacher.
well that is a helluva mystery. grunge bands go through a million drummers. Gonzo Krusen? Gonzo Irons?
Gonzo Bottem?
You will never figure me out. I’m an enigma wrapped in a mystery, stuffed in a riddle.
gonzo, you must not be familiar with RexKramerIdentityFinders stalking skills. he’ll find you if he wants to.
RexKramerSecretDetector
RexKramerGonzoHunter
RexKramerInternetHunter
Damn, I used hunter twice. I’ll turn in my internet license at once.
RexKramerHunterHunter
RexKramerDeptofRedundancyDept
/Hef
I would pay money to be a fly on the wall during that photo op. ‘So, Ken. Are you a Viagra man or a Cialis Guy? Did you bring the ball gag this time GW?”
Nug, I think G-Dub is holding that bat a little too fairy-like.
Well done, Clown.
Gonzo, you are hereby on notice. Let the stalking begin!
Well that was easy. I sent a simple email to Gonzo asking for his real name and he was quite gracious. His name is Gonzo Miggs and apparently he had a bit, yet pivotal, role in Silence of the Lambs. Seems like a really nice fella.
Gonzo is the jizz slinger? Our Gonzo? Has he won any competitions?
Hef, in Jizz Slinging, much like the Special Olympics, there are no losers.
Unless you’re using live targets right? As opposed to, like, archery targets?
Again, just like the Special Olympics, all competitors aim for the volunteer huggers.
Yuck.
Volunteer Huggers. That’s gotta be a new tag, right?
Naturally. Coaching SO is the reason I don’t like to be hugged anymore. 500 a day can callous you to the emotion of a firm embrace.