The Hotties of The University of North Dakota

Posted by RomanWarHelmet

June 26, 2008

Our intrepid young writer, Fetch, goes to the University of North Dakota. He talks about it constantly and more importantly he likes to remind us all that the farmers daughters who go there are grade A, top notch pieces of ass. Well, color me intrigued! I am going to breakdown a fourth wall around here. We, the 9 authors of Major League Jerk, actually spend a lot of time IMing and e-mailing each other. Add that to the constant TBL comments and of course the endless comments on here, let’s just say we talk a lot. Well, Fetchie, I call him that because he is such a young rapscallion, got very comfortable with me one night and sent me all the pictures of the girls he hangs with up in North Dakota. He asked me not to tell anyone, but after seeing the amazing hotness of these girls, I could not resist.

This right here is Betty. Now Fetch tells me that Betty won Miss North Dakota for like 3 years straight. And boy can I see why. He told me to check the length of those nipples. As a wise man once said, boobs are like a birthday cake on a table, you glance at it and move on. The nipples are like the candles, you could just stare at them all day. Woo doggies, I can’t stop looking. Fetchie is a self proclaimed legs and ass man. Let’s just say, Betty has a rump with the bump da bump. Unfortunately, her legs are a little thin for that ass. But Fetch ain’t complaining.

Now Fetch was telling me about a MILF he was really into. Met her at a library. As you can see, she has a lot of Betty’s charm and looks but I think she let herself go after having her baby. Fetchie don’t care as long as he ain’t the baby daddy, she can keep on keeping on. When it is the kid’s weekend with the father, Fetch has a special weekend planned. It involves heavy petting and possible some milking to release the pressure if you know what I am saying.

Now Fetch has a fantasy girl. Perfect ass. Perfect legs. The way he likes it. Bessy here is the chick that Fetch strives for. Now she is high maintenance, especially for North Dakota standards. I mean how long could she possibly spend combing that hair? And she is never happy. I mean why the long face? I only see Fetchie’s heart getting broken.

This was a girl Fetch met while he was roaming around the vast countryside of North Dakota. He was on his way to the only computer that the state has, when he saw this hottie and snapped a picture. She had the Fetch patented Legs and Ass but she also had a nice chest, and since Fetch knows I like titties, he sent me the pic. He told me I would never see a girl that compares to her in NYC. Man is he right.

Well, that is a bit of a taste of the hotness of the Girls of the University of North Dakota. I just called Playboy to get there asses up there for a pictorial. But before I go, I just recently made a facebook account. Well, Fetch wanted to be my friend and I accepted. Once I was there, I saw what Fetch meant by hotties with great legs and a great ass.