I’ve decided to change Eric Byrnes’ nickname from [currently unknown] to the Panda. Pandas are harmless, playful creatures that pose no threat to anyone. They like to dance and roll around in the dirt; they have no sense of self-preservation.
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but Byrnes is in the middle of a ginormous slump. He’s currently in the middle of a 6/62 slump for a .094 clip. Seriously. The Mendoza line looks like a goal right now.
So I present our first ever Major League Jerk poll:
Which do you think will happen first:
a)Eric Byrnes changes his entrance music
b)Eric Byrnes gets benched for an extended period of time
c)Eric Byrnes has a multi-hit game
d)Eric Byrnes has a string of single hit games (more than three)
e)Eric Byrnes quits and takes up dancing/flying lessons
I’m guessing “a” since he’s supposedly superstitious. Plus, I really, really want him to change that music. That song has been stuck in my head for two months now.
dude…pandas will fuck you up.
F) Eric Byrnes spreads Peanut Butter on his balls and lets his dog lick it off
G)Eric Byrnes goes down to the bars out side the ASU campus and finds a slump buster to give a ruffie too
@Roman: You don’t need to give a slumpbuster a ruffie. Doesn’t that defeat the purpose?
@spence: no they won’t
Threeve) He starts wearing women’s garter belts to improve his focus.
Hef – I thought you were better than a superfluous apostrophe in “pandas.”
I think he needs the mustache back. It was his source of power.
Come on, guys. It’s spelled ‘roofies.’ Hef, I know you don’t know how to distinguish between the possessive and plural forms, but I thought you knew the truncated form of rohypnol.
But with that fabulous haircut, I find it much more likely that he’ll get a nice, relaxing day at the spa to get him back into the hittin’ mood. Maybe if he gets his nails done, he’ll grip the bat better.