Comments on: Jay Bruce > Corey Patterson http://majorleaguejerk.com/2008/05/jay-bruce-corey-patterson/ The daily ramblings of men with no professional experience and even less social tact Sat, 20 Mar 2010 19:36:21 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: The Show; Sh*t’s weak! « Awesomo-A guide to all things awesome http://majorleaguejerk.com/2008/05/jay-bruce-corey-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-9163 The Show; Sh*t’s weak! « Awesomo-A guide to all things awesome Wed, 28 May 2008 18:45:43 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.wordpress.com/?p=465#comment-9163 [...] 6, Reds 9; Everyone is very happy to see Jay “Bruce” Bruce play in the majors. They were even happier he went 3-3. It [...] [...] 6, Reds 9; Everyone is very happy to see Jay “Bruce” Bruce play in the majors. They were even happier he went 3-3. It [...]

]]> By: fetch9 http://majorleaguejerk.com/2008/05/jay-bruce-corey-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-9162 fetch9 Wed, 28 May 2008 18:26:35 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.wordpress.com/?p=465#comment-9162 Guess who got to start him? This guy. Then again, I had picked him up a week or so ago. He had better go Ryan Braun on me. Guess who got to start him? This guy. Then again, I had picked him up a week or so ago. He had better go Ryan Braun on me.

]]> By: Hef http://majorleaguejerk.com/2008/05/jay-bruce-corey-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-9161 Hef Wed, 28 May 2008 18:00:01 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.wordpress.com/?p=465#comment-9161 Stupid Yahoo Sports wouldn't let me start him last night. Not that I would have. Hey, what should I expect if I offer up Todd Helton and Vag Guerrero? Before the season started, that would have been a sweet deal. Now... Stupid Yahoo Sports wouldn’t let me start him last night. Not that I would have. Hey, what should I expect if I offer up Todd Helton and Vag Guerrero? Before the season started, that would have been a sweet deal. Now…

]]> By: ibelieveinlou http://majorleaguejerk.com/2008/05/jay-bruce-corey-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-9160 ibelieveinlou Wed, 28 May 2008 15:52:42 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.wordpress.com/?p=465#comment-9160 2 walks!! Ha. Dusty will fix that guy up right quick, and pretty soon he'll stop clogging the bases with those things. I mean, c'mon, dude, walks only get you to first, they take forever (I mean, against a good major league pitcher, that could be, like, 7 pitches, dude!), and they don't score runs unless the bases are loaded. Don't you worry, dudes. Ol' Dusty will fix him up quick, make him sit after games where he sees more than 3 pitches per plate appearance, and turn him into a real major leaguer. Just like ol' CP, there, who is now getting hurt because the fans wanted this Bruce kid, just like when Dusty was back in Chicago and didn't think Corey could play but let the fans make out the lineup card because Corey was the best center fielder in the Cubs system. *walks away laughing hysterically, then re-reads about Volquez getting pressed into service on 2 days rest and hopes EV has Dr. Andrews on speed-dial* 2 walks!! Ha. Dusty will fix that guy up right quick, and pretty soon he’ll stop clogging the bases with those things. I mean, c’mon, dude, walks only get you to first, they take forever (I mean, against a good major league pitcher, that could be, like, 7 pitches, dude!), and they don’t score runs unless the bases are loaded.

Don’t you worry, dudes. Ol’ Dusty will fix him up quick, make him sit after games where he sees more than 3 pitches per plate appearance, and turn him into a real major leaguer. Just like ol’ CP, there, who is now getting hurt because the fans wanted this Bruce kid, just like when Dusty was back in Chicago and didn’t think Corey could play but let the fans make out the lineup card because Corey was the best center fielder in the Cubs system.

*walks away laughing hysterically, then re-reads about Volquez getting pressed into service on 2 days rest and hopes EV has Dr. Andrews on speed-dial*

]]> By: romanwarhelmet http://majorleaguejerk.com/2008/05/jay-bruce-corey-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-9159 romanwarhelmet Wed, 28 May 2008 13:46:23 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.wordpress.com/?p=465#comment-9159 whodey...two words Edison Volquez whodey…two words Edison Volquez

]]> By: WhoDey http://majorleaguejerk.com/2008/05/jay-bruce-corey-patterson/comment-page-1/#comment-9158 WhoDey Wed, 28 May 2008 11:29:16 +0000 http://majorleaguejerk.wordpress.com/?p=465#comment-9158 In other news, Josh Hamilton had a GS and 5 RBI last night. Will I ever get over this? In other news, Josh Hamilton had a GS and 5 RBI last night. Will I ever get over this?

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