Major League Jerk

Final Score from Miami: Marlins 3, Brewers 0

Early on in the broadcast, the TV guys were saying how the Brewers relaxed on the beach, went golfing or went to visit family on the off day Monday. Well, someone forgot to tell them they had to come back and play today.

The Brewers made Scott Olson look like (insert H.O.F. pitcher here). 2 HITS. 2 fucking hits off of lefty Scott Olson. The Brewers are a right hand dominated team. But tonight, no one was hitting the ball. One positive was that I got my Economic Stimulus check deposited today. Oh, back to positives about the game. Hmm, they haven’t scored in 17 innings. Positive there being that there may be a record on the horizon. In all seriousness, Jeff Suppan looked decent coming off an outing where he gave up double digit runs.

In fantasy baseball news, I was going against the aforementioned Scott Olson. So, he killed me. I’m also going against Big Z who pitched 8 scoreless innings and got the win. So, that is always good news.

As you know, this is my cherry-popping post here at Major League Asshole. Let me tell you, once I get passed the pain, it feels nice. I live in Milwaukee and follow the Brewers religiously. I also love the Packers and Iowa Hawkeyes. Now, addressing the rumors that I am fat and smell like cheese and beer. I do indeed reek of beer. Nothing to debate there. Fat is a judgement call. I would describe myself as having a sweet hockey body. But you could say fat. I have been working out since January and have graduated from fat to slightly overweight in my opinion. As far as smelling like cheese, this is just not true. It’s a blatant stereotype from Hef, and I don’t appreciate it.